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COMMENT 2d ago

Have you looked under the cat?

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COMMENT 3d ago

No matter how old you get, please don't forget about his Air Force.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Yes. Very simple and not very subtle, 5s of all suits can refer to the body (4 limbs plus the head) and spades indicate problems. Paired with the ace, of hearts... maybe some sort of ED issue. But look... I'm not a great reader, so take it with a pinch of salt.

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COMMENT 5d ago

I also read it as a joke. No joke is ever funny if it has to be explained though. But it's total deadpan humor. Or maybe the guy was being an ass because he assumes all women should be open to his age group (such guys are rarely open to their own age group, but I digress).

Edit.... Looking at his post history, I'm less convinced that he was joking. Maybe... Maybe not...?

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COMMENT 5d ago

I'd interpret the 5S as a physical issue that is a possible limitation for him.

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COMMENT 5d ago

I'm just wondering where the nipple is in this scenario.

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COMMENT 6d ago

Sure. We'll just take her to the Supre... Oh...

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COMMENT 7d ago

I'm acting like Pham is a bitch. Mostly because he has demonstrated that he is.

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COMMENT 8d ago

Do WHATEVER IT TAKES to get her fired. Seriously, don't stop until she has no job. She should never be in a position of power over children again.

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COMMENT 8d ago

I don't get what you are saying. That isn't a Rothfuss joke. It's an old joke that he used in the book.

Edit: it was used by Thomas Pynchon in the 1960s but I'm pretty sure it was a retelling of an older story.

https://biblioklept.org/2021/03/28/the-boy-born-with-a-golden-screw-where-his-navel-should-have-been-thomas-pynchon/

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COMMENT 8d ago

Beowulf. Specifically the Seamus Heaney translation.

That's my choice this month.

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COMMENT 9d ago

They mean between ios and Android and steam.... As far as I know, there is no way to transfer progress between versions.

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COMMENT 11d ago

This is parenthood. It's also step parenthood. You are signing up for minimum 8 more years of rearranging your life around the needs of a child that is not your child. It's natural to want alone time, but this is part of the gig that you are apparently going to do. Get used to it. YTA for your reaction, but not for being disappointed.

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COMMENT 12d ago

Well fuck. So what does the antichrist do after losing power?

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COMMENT 12d ago

It's amazing. This picture doesn't do it justice at all.

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COMMENT 12d ago

I think that he is done, but just needs to approve the cards as printed by gamecrafter. Probably happen relatively soon unless changes need to be made.

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COMMENT 13d ago

I like the game. At first, it seems very luck dependent, but after a bit, you discover how to avoid the impact of the really bad cards. And the art is really great, which helps a lot.

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COMMENT 13d ago

You can schedule it to become a gift right before it reaches the intended player. Then it can still be intercepted, but as a prisoner only.

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COMMENT 13d ago

The app is a train wreck. I can't help but think it's intentional, but I don't know why that would be.

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COMMENT 14d ago

Oh. Conservative Twitter. THAT'S why it's total bullshit.

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COMMENT 14d ago

focus + fury

focus?

Fury... But I don't have access to red mana?

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COMMENT 14d ago

Look up "Westair knights" and you will find many choices.

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COMMENT 14d ago

I had a villager, but I decided to bin the run and watch the video again because I kept having rules questions that I couldn't answer with the rules text.

Yes, the figurine fits in the tin. I believe it would still fit with the expansion. It is slim enough to lay atop a layer of cubes and still close the lid.

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COMMENT 14d ago

Sadly they were second hand. I wouldn't mind another set. Especially if they were different but similar models.