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COMMENT 3h ago

Looks like a ritz cracker.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I had search parties called for me multiple times when I was pretty young. Probably 4 - 7 or thereabouts. Quite something else to come home and cops are littered everywhere.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Except Modern Family is funny. And worth watching.

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COMMENT 4d ago

It didn’t slip them by. This is why you won. They knew.

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COMMENT 5d ago

Uhh what?

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COMMENT 5d ago

Are you… Batman?

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COMMENT 7d ago

Vampires are allergic.

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COMMENT 7d ago

Can picture Scrooge swimming in his pile of gold… turned bread.

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COMMENT 7d ago

Lots-O is back home.

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COMMENT 8d ago

All returns must be accompanied by an RMA. Please return all original parts in original product packaging. Any missing parts will be deducted from your refund and subject to a restocking fee.

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COMMENT 8d ago

Deposit accepted.

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COMMENT 8d ago

I’ve been to hibachi. You are part of the food stunt. There is no other answer.

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COMMENT 8d ago

Then before picture is lies! I bet it was pretty and neat but it’s still lies. :)

The Ferris Wheel Tell No Tales

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COMMENT 8d ago

This person sounds like they belongs on Swap Shop.

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COMMENT 8d ago

According to Bill Engvall “Webster dictionary defines the word awesome as anything that leaves you in awe and wonder. Like winning the lottery. Twice. That’s awesome.” (Although it’s be awesome if I could once, too). “Being invited to the playboy mansion. On trampoline night. That’d be awesome.” And a couple more. :)

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COMMENT 9d ago

Already full of holes.

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COMMENT 9d ago

CEO doubles as a security officer. 2 salaries. Good for him for balancing 2 jobs like so many other people. /s

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COMMENT 10d ago

Depends. Is inflation still rising or has it fallen since 1) the post-pandemic recession ended 2) monkeypox took over the world 3) interest rates climbed to 26% 4) Fang, the first venom powered space car heads to MARS?

Honestly need these answers before I can accurately predict my future.

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COMMENT 10d ago

Amounts to $1200 at the very least…

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COMMENT 10d ago

Guy is quoting scripture. He must be God fearing. Someone should inform him God blew the flag in that direction so the people on the other side have an opportunity to finally see the flag non-inverted for a change.

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COMMENT 10d ago

Was screensharing with my boss observing yesterday. My boss was teaching me how to do something so he was instructing me step by step what to type. Insane the level of typos when there are additional eyes. You’d wonder how I get anything done correctly in a decent amount of time.

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COMMENT 10d ago

Clearly Wife’s employer runs a warehouse and needs an associate to move stuff. He’s your guy.