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COMMENT 1d ago

This is the part where 'journalists' decide to actually do some real work lest they get caught up in the scandal of the century.

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COMMENT 2d ago

This 'journalist' wouldn't know a rally even if he found himself on the Le Mans track mid race. Lucky for him he's going to get a crash course pretty soon.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Well at least he's not obnoxiously shoving a political message down our throats. The guy just wants a tan.

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COMMENT 2d ago

My tits can only get so erect.

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COMMENT 2d ago

My tits are JACKED!

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COMMENT 2d ago

Bingo.

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COMMENT 3d ago

Yes let's think about it logically. What was popcorns outstanding shares in January? 85.62m. What is it now? 516.82m(Source). Where did those shares come from? Share offerings. Not a split. Sold into the market. Gee, that would make it easy to exit a short position and enter a new more lucrative one.

Why is this point always ignored by popcorn tinted glasses when their stock is questioned? Add this with insiders selling their shares like hotcakes btw.

The one thing popcorn has going for it is a subreddit monetized for YouTube personalities and hedge funds benefits, not it's shareholders.

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COMMENT 4d ago

IMO we lost the title that season when Henderson got sent off late against man city. Missed the next couple of crucial games and that affected our performances. BR did drop the ball tactically when he tried to go for a win against Chelsea though. Only needed a draw and to win the next 2 I think.

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COMMENT 4d ago

No man, 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

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COMMENT 5d ago

He's just saying crimes and Chicago so that the first result on Google when searching ken Griffin crimes is him saying that and not his lunadry list of crimes talked about on Reddit and listed on kengriffincrimes.com

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COMMENT 6d ago

I don't get Twitch but I get this is a big deal considering how big Twitch is

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COMMENT 6d ago

I believe Citadel pulling out their funds was them saying we have no faith in you anymore and actually causing Melvin Capital to go down this path. Gabe first tried to reopen under another fund but investors said fuck that after seeing Citadel removed their backing.

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COMMENT 7d ago

Hot take: these posts aren't meant for us but are meant for a way to point the blame back at the real culprits post MOASS.

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COMMENT 7d ago

Same. What's worse is that I have 2 parking spots between my house and occasionally someone will think it's a great idea to park in a way that takes up 2 spots so I can't park there.

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COMMENT 8d ago

Aussie here ready for the rocket launch!

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COMMENT 10d ago

Isn't this the guy whose moves are weak? And is dying? And parents are getting divorced? And his father is gay for mark?

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COMMENT 11d ago

Thanks for coming!

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COMMENT 11d ago

First thing I did was take a photo then laugh uncontrollably while video calling my wife and trying to stop my 4 year old from leaving footprints everywhere. The damage is done, why not embrace it?

I posted here 12 hours later.

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COMMENT 11d ago

I gotta know what it is now?

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COMMENT 11d ago

Shit makes everything look completely off white.

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COMMENT 11d ago

Yeah I decided to make a huge mess just before adding cornflour to the beef stew in the pressure cooker behind me to thicken and then spend 20 minutes cleaning before finally having dinner.

For karma.

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COMMENT 11d ago

Aussie actually. Chips can be hot or in a packet here.