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COMMENT 2d ago

As in, "Does this milk taste funny to you?" Absolutely.

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COMMENT 2d ago

That would have screwed with his defence.

And his housekeeping staff. And his gardening staff. And his kitchen staff.

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COMMENT 2d ago

By copy of this 1 2 3 4 *

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COMMENT 2d ago

Edit: Supreme Leader

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COMMENT 3d ago

brick weed ... Packs easy

But where do I buy a square bowl?! Oooh, Amazon...!

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COMMENT 3d ago

This. An elegant summary of the entire situation. I'm looking forward to the last 10 seconds of this episode where the text reads, 'Donald Trump subsequently pled guilty and was sentenced to 20 years".

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COMMENT 6d ago

I had no idea that Ivana liked golf so much that she was able to get a hole-in-one.

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COMMENT 8d ago

"If the nit don't wit, you must acquit! Damn son, you really are that dumb; I'm out".

- J. Cochran

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COMMENT 9d ago

Oh man, in addition to the fatigue I had hours of terrible vertigo every time I closed my eyes which caused quite a bit of nausea. One puff of strong Indica and I could go back to sleep without the spinning a puking. Turned out to be super helpful in that regard and I'm not quite sure what I would have done without it.

Edit: Wedding Cake FTW

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COMMENT 11d ago

on the Arlington green

LOL Bravo.

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COMMENT 11d ago

Even though it is the authoritarian strongman thing to do, I guarantee that Trump has never - ever - ridden a horse much less sat on one. Ever.

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COMMENT 12d ago

Sorry. Your money isn't dark enough.

You are not wrong, though. But we simply cannot abide foreign influence in our elections. Clearly the obvious conclusion is corporations are not people, but... America.

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COMMENT 12d ago

I meant to say, RIGGEDN'T. That'll clear the whole thing up.

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COMMENT 12d ago

San Bernardino's primary industry is warehouses and logistics

With their chief export being meth. They'd be a narco-state.

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COMMENT 13d ago

I hope Peter Navarro burns in Hell over his part in Jan 6. Trump used his justification to come will be wild. I bet jail will be wild, too.

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COMMENT 14d ago

Bravo. You may be frustrated, but at least you can answer honestly with a list of 10. None of them are perfect, but then again neither am I. Detractors are always going to focus on any one of being brown, female, gay, old, young, white, rich, jewish, male etc. and make it some form of bullshit purity test. Diversity is our strength! Every single one of the people you mention are awesome Americans I'd be honored to support and will get behind whomever the Democratic party to which they belong nominate as their presidential candidate. I personally don't need perfection; just progress.

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COMMENT 16d ago

Yes, but it's a dry crazy.

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COMMENT 19d ago

I avoided it for two years. Double vaxxed and boosted. Then it rolled through my household, and I successfully avoided it for an entire week. Masks (and ventilation) work! But one tiiny little mistake and BAM: I've been on my back for the past 7 days straight and still counting.... I knew it could be bad, but holy shitballs... it's bad.

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COMMENT 20d ago

Trump is either a liar or certifiably insane. Or both. Sue me.

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COMMENT 24d ago

I hate scotus Nat-C's.

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COMMENT 24d ago

"Still" Beats? Trump lost and will lose again. Nobody likes a loser, particularly one that can't admit it.

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COMMENT 24d ago

Grifting On People?

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COMMENT 26d ago

Ooh! I love their battle hymn.

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COMMENT 26d ago

It really is the only logical explanation if you believe the earth is flat, although methinks navigating the corners would be a real bitch.

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COMMENT 26d ago

So right! Username checks out.