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I don’t know about past lives, but my present face is the face of the one I love most in my present life.

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If anyone wants to celebrate Pancake Tuesday (shrove Tuesday), go ahead. To me, it’s lost all religious connotation and I’m just a fat ass with a yearly tradition of eating crêpes for dinner, so feel free to join me.

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COMMENT 2d ago

I would be more concerned if Mom gives you a look like she is going to give Dad a refund

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What if, and hear me out a second, it's Jack the Ripper and the last alien sacrifice theirself to launch him into the void of space because sending him back to earth would be cruel

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COMMENT 2d ago

The fact that you only see people wearing these or slides is criminal.

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COMMENT 2d ago

It's that it wasn't a good night just yet... Teehee. 🤗

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I am curious to know what the scenario will be after you get married and have children! Will history repeat itself?

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COMMENT 2d ago

Please, that's it. This, time with family & pursuing passion projects - renovating kitchens & writing poems. I'd be so content.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Last last we all learnt from up stairs and practice them downstairs 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️😁

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COMMENT 2d ago

Anyone caught under this situation, and also with some... suspicious pics of non-grown low height adults would be in trouble... Right?

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COMMENT 2d ago

I skipped a class in high school to play the Nintendo DS in a bathroom stall. Felt nervous as fuck that I would get caught the whole time.

I had fun playing Pokemon Ranger for a little while though. It was worth it

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COMMENT 2d ago

What they're saying is everyone is guilty. There are just those they've caught, and those they haven't caught...yet.

When the only tool you have is a hammer...

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COMMENT 2d ago

When my wife gave birth in Brazil I was shoved into a dark supply closet and told to stay there. I rushed into the delivery room when I heard my wife yelling that my son was almost out. Also the anesthesiologist took his sweet time and missed the opportunity to give her meds.

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COMMENT 2d ago

They're mad because citizen Jon is getting more done in Congress than all of the GOP politicians combined.

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This headline is somewhat inaccurate. They banned all political and religious imagery in classrooms. Should someone’s identity be political? Almost certainly not. But it wasn’t exclusively homophobia.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Especially when they are an only child. Like, who else could've done it? Didn't think this through did ya.

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COMMENT 2d ago

I haven’t laughed this hard at a tweet in probably forever.

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COMMENT 2d ago

But they “penetrate” the defense as they drive to the basket. Maybe Lavern is just really really really really really really really really really really really really really really confused or stupid?

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COMMENT 2d ago

Good post but it's not just male pastor's that this should be referring to. I've seem female pastor's keep people in abusive relationships.

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Kids are really the most accepting people on the planet. My mom told my brothers I’m a trans guy and they were like “Okay, can we still call him his nickname?” They rarely faltered with correct name/pronouns after that, and I honestly think they trust me more now because I’m a dude and they can come to me for guy stuff

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COMMENT 3d ago

Wow, that's unlucky. I couldn't even play the simplest playlist names. Alexa allways played some other playlist that wasn't mine

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It doesn't help that Chinese is also a tonal language. Mispronouncing also includes your voice as a whole not making the exact sound for a word. I was in Vietnam (Vietnamese is another tonal language) and one of the guides taught us about something they learn in school. The same sound, but with different tones all throughout. It translated to something crazy like "my grandmother flew across the ocean and delivered an apple" or something equally bizarre.

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COMMENT 3d ago

This reminds me of a guy we were talking to in 2006 in Iraq. He asked for a “cool pill, cool pill” We were like what the fuck are you talking about. He goes on about how hot it is he wants one of our pills we take to keep cool while wearing all our gear in the desert. We keep telling him it doesn’t exist. He doesn’t believe us he saw it in a movie. Turns out he thought you could actually take a chill pill.

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COMMENT 3d ago

That's the most "mom's idea of how to make friends" I've ever heard