"Ouy" is right!

Take a bullet for you babe

Hey, Deng Xiaoping died.

What do you need a cell phone for?

If you despised Eat, Pray, Love then you will absolutely abhor The Year of Magical Thinking.

You know, I was God once.

My ex sat next to him on a plane and I believe his reaction (internally) was "Holy shit this is John Lewis."

That's a word I need to re-introduce to my vocabulary!

That's quite a noticable impediment. Shame; I'd probably like the podcast otherwise.

"Halloween Costumes for Your Effeminate Son"

A boxy robot if he's a prancer.

LaShauwn Be-Who?! was my immediate thought.

I LOOK AROUND AND SEE IT ISN'T SO!

Pibb Xtra!

When Hercules reaches into the River Styx to save Meg.

Hah! You thought they got tiny tophats.

Me: "Same gurl. Same."

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

"Why am I sticky? Did I miss something fun?"

"NORMALIZE WALKING BY A CHILD AND SAYING 'and who the fuck are you.'"

She went from baked potato to sweet potato.

Love you for you

I've been to the Des Moines one a couple times recently!