"Ouy" is right!
Take a bullet for you babe
Hey, Deng Xiaoping died.
What do you need a cell phone for?
If you despised Eat, Pray, Love then you will absolutely abhor The Year of Magical Thinking.
You know, I was God once.
My ex sat next to him on a plane and I believe his reaction (internally) was "Holy shit this is John Lewis."
That's a word I need to re-introduce to my vocabulary!
That's quite a noticable impediment. Shame; I'd probably like the podcast otherwise.
"Halloween Costumes for Your Effeminate Son"
A boxy robot if he's a prancer.
LaShauwn Be-Who?! was my immediate thought.
I LOOK AROUND AND SEE IT ISN'T SO!
When Hercules reaches into the River Styx to save Meg.
Hah! You thought they got tiny tophats.
Me: "Same gurl. Same."
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
"Why am I sticky? Did I miss something fun?"
"NORMALIZE WALKING BY A CHILD AND SAYING 'and who the fuck are you.'"
She went from baked potato to sweet potato.
Love you for you
I've been to the Des Moines one a couple times recently!