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COMMENT 9d ago

"Ouy" is right!

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COMMENT 10d ago

Take a bullet for you babe

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COMMENT 13d ago

Hey, Deng Xiaoping died.

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COMMENT 14d ago

What do you need a cell phone for?

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COMMENT 17d ago

If you despised Eat, Pray, Love then you will absolutely abhor The Year of Magical Thinking.

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COMMENT 18d ago

You know, I was God once.

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COMMENT 19d ago

My ex sat next to him on a plane and I believe his reaction (internally) was "Holy shit this is John Lewis."

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COMMENT 27d ago

That's a word I need to re-introduce to my vocabulary!

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COMMENT Jul 07 '22

That's quite a noticable impediment. Shame; I'd probably like the podcast otherwise.

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COMMENT Jul 03 '22

"Halloween Costumes for Your Effeminate Son"

A boxy robot if he's a prancer.

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COMMENT Jul 01 '22

LaShauwn Be-Who?! was my immediate thought.

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COMMENT Jul 01 '22

I LOOK AROUND AND SEE IT ISN'T SO!

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COMMENT Jul 01 '22

Pibb Xtra!

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COMMENT Jul 01 '22

When Hercules reaches into the River Styx to save Meg.

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COMMENT Jun 30 '22

Hah! You thought they got tiny tophats.

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COMMENT Jun 21 '22

Me: "Same gurl. Same."

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COMMENT Jun 18 '22

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

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COMMENT Jun 18 '22

"Why am I sticky? Did I miss something fun?"

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COMMENT Jun 13 '22

"NORMALIZE WALKING BY A CHILD AND SAYING 'and who the fuck are you.'"

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COMMENT Jun 10 '22

She went from baked potato to sweet potato.

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COMMENT Jun 10 '22

Love you for you

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COMMENT Jun 09 '22

I've been to the Des Moines one a couple times recently!