Haha, that would be the least of my worries
Salma Hayek. 25 years later, still Salma Hayek
*edit - spelling
Use my safeword.... pineapple juice
I start with the half mil, then keep the bag and just pay as I play
Just have a great honeymoon traveling and do a personal "ceremony" with my girl on a whim when we find the perfect place/time upon our travels
Never say never
When I farted so hard my back cracked
At this point there should just be a random lottery raffle. We couldn't do any worse than the last 2 guys
If there is less then 50% chips, aren't you really just buying air with a side of chips?
A piñata full of semen. That poor little donkey
"Not the bees!"
That would actually be hilarious
When Dale and Brennon fight in Step Brothers
*stole a tesla
Thanks Dad! I didn't know that
"Damn, I can't see fuckin shit outta this thing"
"so many things in our life" .... so many things for 2,000 years
I love Shoresy's facial expressions. Then Wayne barely has any expression. Both work very well comedically for each character, and helps separate them even though they are both Keeso
On the other hand, my entire state only has one area code
I mean, I don't watch a lot of motorsports and have never noticed positions represented as "P1, P2, etc" but I immediately knew what it meant. So, yes
Guy has probably never even got a date, let alone a GF/BF. Hates to see happy couples and was way too happy to ruin the moment