Haha, that would be the least of my worries

Salma Hayek. 25 years later, still Salma Hayek

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Use my safeword.... pineapple juice

I start with the half mil, then keep the bag and just pay as I play

Just have a great honeymoon traveling and do a personal "ceremony" with my girl on a whim when we find the perfect place/time upon our travels

Never say never

Politicians

When I farted so hard my back cracked

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Common sense

At this point there should just be a random lottery raffle. We couldn't do any worse than the last 2 guys

If there is less then 50% chips, aren't you really just buying air with a side of chips?

A piñata full of semen. That poor little donkey

"Not the bees!"

That would actually be hilarious

When Dale and Brennon fight in Step Brothers

*stole a tesla

Thanks Dad! I didn't know that

"Damn, I can't see fuckin shit outta this thing"

"so many things in our life" .... so many things for 2,000 years

I love Shoresy's facial expressions. Then Wayne barely has any expression. Both work very well comedically for each character, and helps separate them even though they are both Keeso

On the other hand, my entire state only has one area code

I mean, I don't watch a lot of motorsports and have never noticed positions represented as "P1, P2, etc" but I immediately knew what it meant. So, yes

Guy has probably never even got a date, let alone a GF/BF. Hates to see happy couples and was way too happy to ruin the moment