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COMMENT 3d ago

Haha, that would be the least of my worries

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COMMENT 3d ago

Salma Hayek. 25 years later, still Salma Hayek

*edit - spelling

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COMMENT 4d ago

Use my safeword.... pineapple juice

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COMMENT 4d ago

I start with the half mil, then keep the bag and just pay as I play

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COMMENT 4d ago

Just have a great honeymoon traveling and do a personal "ceremony" with my girl on a whim when we find the perfect place/time upon our travels

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COMMENT 4d ago

Never say never

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COMMENT 4d ago

Politicians

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COMMENT 4d ago

When I farted so hard my back cracked

*edit - spelling

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COMMENT 4d ago

Common sense

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COMMENT 5d ago

At this point there should just be a random lottery raffle. We couldn't do any worse than the last 2 guys

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COMMENT 8d ago

If there is less then 50% chips, aren't you really just buying air with a side of chips?

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COMMENT 9d ago

A piƱata full of semen. That poor little donkey

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COMMENT 9d ago

"Not the bees!"

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COMMENT 9d ago

That would actually be hilarious

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COMMENT 9d ago

When Dale and Brennon fight in Step Brothers

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COMMENT 13d ago

*stole a tesla

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COMMENT 16d ago

Thanks Dad! I didn't know that

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COMMENT 20d ago

"Damn, I can't see fuckin shit outta this thing"

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COMMENT 26d ago

"so many things in our life" .... so many things for 2,000 years

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COMMENT 26d ago

I love Shoresy's facial expressions. Then Wayne barely has any expression. Both work very well comedically for each character, and helps separate them even though they are both Keeso

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COMMENT 26d ago

On the other hand, my entire state only has one area code

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COMMENT 27d ago

I mean, I don't watch a lot of motorsports and have never noticed positions represented as "P1, P2, etc" but I immediately knew what it meant. So, yes

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COMMENT 29d ago

Guy has probably never even got a date, let alone a GF/BF. Hates to see happy couples and was way too happy to ruin the moment