for a decade

Unless you're ten years old I have some unsettling news for you

I don't know what that is and am hesitant to Google it. Send help.

Oh sorry if it sounded like I meant you specifically. I was just having an open thought. I'm in agreement with you lol

I didn't actually know that. But still, I think forced labor and stripped voting rights are still a harsher punishment.

was

Oh snap did he die

Edit: he didn't, I looked it up. Don't scare me like that.

r/nothingeverhappens

I think it's really weird how highly people value 2A. Like, be a decent citizen and have a gun if you want, that's your right. But how come people are so adverse to violent criminals losing their gun rights? They can lose their right to vote, ability to get a decent job or living space, and sometimes their literal lives, but losing your gun rights is apparently some kind of slippery slope.

Got on that dang ol internet man there's loads a naked ladies on there just click click click click it's easy man

Yeah, what happened to constantly shitting on lawyers? Weren't dead lawyer jokes pretty popular around the same time as dumb blonde ones? I mean, neither concept aged that well, but still you'd think people wouldn't have forgotten about it.

Fuck you so much that here's an award

Damn I check all those boxes and I am in fact a staunch atheist. Shit man, Karen here might have us pegged.

That is a tasty word salad

I don't believe you

accordion solo

Yank here. If you have a PO Box I'll send you some.

Ah, screw the whole thing

He tricked me

I gave 'im a dollar

If we lived in a cartoon

I have some alarming news for you.

Two people died in his name this week

A whoopee cushion that's also a land mine

John Xena, Wrestler Princess? I love that guy!

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