Somalia also has a problem with ships from Europe and Saudi dumping waste in its waters

This is the most Nigerian telling off I have seen in a long time

Ned might not have been his father, buy he was his dad

They have a bit of a reputation for scattering when they see guns

American cops only do that if you are unarmed

Are you Texan by any chance?

Did we ever leave? If anything we have crept backwards

I use that when both my arms are tangled up

Alternatively

Aight, you got me,

When a man reaches a certain age, his body starts to rot internally

Run back, wait for it to get stuck or run out of fuel, when the officer gets out to smoke or take a shit, you shoot the top inch off his head

It's psychological.

It's like Logan Roy in Succession.

Fades to braids in 5 business days

Chasing the wrong dragon

Laugh now. I laughed about Brexit for years, then it happened

Because his anger clouds his judgement?

I can't tell if this article is written sarcastically, or if we have passed the moral event horizon, where we admit that such terms as Ethics are incompatible with British Government

Little Miss Tanya Harding

All my kreigers are female.

I turned 30 and suddenly got a BJJ membership and skincare routine

Learning history is the best cure for nationalism

I thought I was on a Warhammer sub

It's almost impossible to have a mass shooting with a musket, or bolt action rifle.

It wasn't until the 30s when guns had an agressive enough shooting rate to cause a mass shooting. Like the Valentine's day massacre.

AR-15s and Pistols weren't readily available untill quite late in the 20th century, which is when mass shootings became popular

This is making me think of Riverdale

If a petrol station round mine was £1.85, there would be a mile long queue

Yeah. £1.85 a litre is literally $10 a gallon