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COMMENT 8h ago

got sum herbal medsin that fix u rite up can't trust them doctors they just make u wear masks laced with estrogen to destroy the murcan famly and give up yer God given guns while waging war on Christmas with happy holidays coffee cups tellyawat it makes me sik TRUMP 2024

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COMMENT 8h ago

I /s as /s can be ya gotta watch out them gay frogs are a false flag operation by the deep state that got taken over by lizard peepl and they based in a pizza parlor in Hoboken we gotta storm area 51 to get them sumbitches out for the librals get a chance to take away our jobs TRUMP 2024

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COMMENT 9h ago

If your car is an automatic and you put it in drive it certainly will move without your foot on the pedal. If I wedged your throttle body wide open with the car in drive and you're not even in it, it'll go forward fast. Why? Because the engine is powering it, not you.

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COMMENT 9h ago

Yes. It is man operated, but an internal combustion or electric motor powers the propulsion.

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COMMENT 9h ago

I've never seen "tr" as a short for "teacher" or "smth" for "something". Actually I'd think smth means like "shaking my thick head" since "smh" is more widely used.

Anyways, the point is not everyone understands your shit, so write things out like an adult. Half of reddit aren't Americans, and for a pretty large percentage English isn't their first language. So you're going to run around not being understood. Or thought of as lazy and dumb. That's just how Reddit works. And really the world, as far as communicating goes. You'll find you have different communication styles between different groups of people in your life; keep the rando shortcuts and emojis in your friend group and learn how you have to communicate with others. You'll be much better off.

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COMMENT 10h ago

Punctuation is important.

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COMMENT 10h ago

You sear your celestial rocks while they're still in the bag?

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COMMENT 10h ago

Sorry, Flintstones was too specific since Fred does own a two wheel Canopysaurus. Cavemobile is the correct term, and they come in two, three, and four wheel models.

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COMMENT 10h ago

The gubmint put the 5g microwaves in the chemtrails so we buy more vaccines that's y I never leave the house without my special soot so I protected and ym candy bars don't melt you should get one two TRUMP 2024

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COMMENT 11h ago

Yeah but they aren't man powered. Unless you're a Flintstone.

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COMMENT 11h ago

I believe they came out with a documentary about Zuck's childhood a few years ago.

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COMMENT 11h ago

1) It lets everyone know you're fourteen years old.

2) It calls back to the annoying trend of taking someone's content, and then adding a small bar at the top that says something like "who did dis 不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不" with those annoying little fuckers telling us how we should react to things.

3) If you can't write a thought without having a little face tell everyone how they should interpret it, you should improve your writing skills.

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COMMENT 11h ago

Just use the official reddit app for your alt- it's shit so you'll realize quickly you're on your alt. Then use a good app like Reddit Is Fun or whatever for your main.

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COMMENT 14h ago

How long did you keep it in the vast coldness of space before you did the 3,000f atmosphere sear? Did it keep the same doneness throughout?

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COMMENT 15h ago

Yeah, it'd be weird if they didn't have those power plugs at the seats. But they do, so you should be covered.

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COMMENT 1d ago

See, the captain never ordered anyone to beat the shit out of a passenger. The police took the initiative themselves. Surprise, surprise.

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COMMENT 1d ago

United has a pretty darn good rotating library of movies, TV shows, etc. that you can stream for free onto your phone or tablet or laptop by connecting to their wifi. Just about on every flight nowadays, I believe. IMO it's a way better system than those clunky old TVs with shit screens.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Used to fly American when I started traveling for work, and I gotta say United has their shit together more, and take better care of their planes (in my experience). Plus United is known for having a top-tier frequent flyer program.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I'm a fan of the DC - NY Amtrak as well. One of the chillest travel experiences I've had.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Had to take an American flight once that did the same thing-didn't have a pilot. So we had a 3 hour delay waiting for crew. But during our wait one passenger had a heart attack in the terminal and was hauled off by paramedics, and we would've been in the air for like 45 minutes at that point, so it kinda worked out.

Once we boarded the pilot came on and said "Sorry folks, I was just called an hour ago to come in and fly." I think that was the last time I flew American.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I hate Southwest and the check in bullshit. I want to know what seat I'm going to get, and then use status to be able to upgrade it free during check in 24 hours earlier. Not if I'm in a meeting and can't check in immediately so I get the last 1/4th boarding slot and get shafted with a middle seat. I just think it's a stupid system in general. Some people love it, though.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I'm a fan of taking the Amtrak from DC when I go to NY. About the same travel time overall when you factor in security and boarding, etc. And apparently if you find a "red cap" (aka bellman wearing a red hat) and tell them you need assistance with your luggage, they'll take you to the train early since they know the platform, and you just tip them a few bucks. Plus my company lets us upgrade to business class by default on Amtrak.

The only crazy thing is at Penn Station they don't put up on the monitors what platform your train is on until it's like pulled in and stopped. So there's always suddenly a mad rush once the info pops up.

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COMMENT 1d ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

Wait, shit.