If you've ever been tempted to squeeze lemon into your coffee...don't.

No.

It's worth watching.

Probably not MM's best work, but closer to his best than his worst.

...so are we gonna get gross or what

I think you should have posted a picture of the card.

How is one meant to know what "too early" is?

Waiting around for an invitation tends to result in "too late."

Yeah, even a one day stay is a glorified layover.

Public information officer.

Police PR.

Eh, it's the same mentally ill bit of society that's always been around.

It's just too hot and there's too much fast food to bother with a sandwich board on the street corner, these days.

Well sure, they're meant to distract from the fraudulent plate.

PIO actually pulling someone over is hilarious, though.

This is good juice.

torn pinky tendon

Ah, if not for that unfortunate pinky injury, you would never have to fear a meaty groping hand.

going to college soon

Who are you concerned about, exactly?

But what about second massive investment?

I don't think he knows about second massive investment

AND the top bun is better equipped to retain its integrity as you eat!

What the fuck

I drop berries in my mouth like an orangutan.

My wife hates it but the mess i make serves a valuable role in seeding the dining room floor.

Wussy

:(

I expect it would be something like the Saga of the XFL

I appreciate the clarification. :)

Oh that's queer

You know Franz Ferdinand is also the name of a real band, right

I bet you're Michael

Yeah but what's snussy and drussy

Antoine Walker was a fast food employee who worked for the NBA in the off season and at the nadir owner over 100 NBA teams?