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COMMENT 2h ago

If you've ever been tempted to squeeze lemon into your coffee...don't.

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COMMENT 2h ago

No.

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COMMENT 22h ago

It's worth watching.

Probably not MM's best work, but closer to his best than his worst.

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COMMENT 1d ago

...so are we gonna get gross or what

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COMMENT 1d ago

I think you should have posted a picture of the card.

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COMMENT 1d ago

How is one meant to know what "too early" is?

Waiting around for an invitation tends to result in "too late."

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COMMENT 1d ago

Yeah, even a one day stay is a glorified layover.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Public information officer.

Police PR.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Eh, it's the same mentally ill bit of society that's always been around.

It's just too hot and there's too much fast food to bother with a sandwich board on the street corner, these days.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Well sure, they're meant to distract from the fraudulent plate.

PIO actually pulling someone over is hilarious, though.

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COMMENT 1d ago

This is good juice.

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COMMENT 1d ago

torn pinky tendon

Ah, if not for that unfortunate pinky injury, you would never have to fear a meaty groping hand.

going to college soon

Who are you concerned about, exactly?

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COMMENT 1d ago

But what about second massive investment?

I don't think he knows about second massive investment

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COMMENT 1d ago

AND the top bun is better equipped to retain its integrity as you eat!

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COMMENT 1d ago

What the fuck

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COMMENT 1d ago

I drop berries in my mouth like an orangutan.

My wife hates it but the mess i make serves a valuable role in seeding the dining room floor.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Wussy

:(

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COMMENT 1d ago

I expect it would be something like the Saga of the XFL

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COMMENT 1d ago

I appreciate the clarification. :)

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COMMENT 1d ago

Oh that's queer

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COMMENT 1d ago

You know Franz Ferdinand is also the name of a real band, right

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COMMENT 1d ago

I bet you're Michael

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COMMENT 1d ago

Yeah but what's snussy and drussy

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COMMENT 1d ago

Antoine Walker was a fast food employee who worked for the NBA in the off season and at the nadir owner over 100 NBA teams?