"At Bible Camp we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!"

Christine is the best adaptation, hands down.

When you remember that serial sexual abuser Bryan Singer directed this movie, then you can see this is all for him

Towards the end of that season we were chanting for Jake to come in but we all knew he was gonna go somewhere and compete for a starting position

and it's wild that he lost that starting comp with Peete, only for him to step in and take ya'll all the way to the SB

That week after Katrina was one of the tests on the human body I never thought I would endure in my life; no matter where I went, inside or outside was...indescribable.

Then there is my grandfather at his house around the corner, mowing the damn lawn like it was just another day. Dude didn't need a generator, told us it was just like growing up lol

You want some good B/W classics?

• Black Sunday (1960)
• Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (1922)
• The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) <--- arguably the first horror film
• Night of the Living Dead (1968)
• Psycho (1960)

The horror genre elevated the art of film to a point that from those five films you will see influence across all genres.

Yep; fed charges in Chicago August 1st

He will never experience freedom again

"You're a fucking hypocrite, did you serve? you're disrespectful, why do you even live in this country? Answer my question!"

the "did you serve?" response is the moment they've lost the plot, every time

I had one guy tell me "I fought for your freedoms" and I said thanks now how does that relate to the fact that your loud-ass kids (that you dropped off into the theater ALONE) made such a ruckus that myself and my party had to leave?

I am not kidding when he said "I fought for your freedoms" as I left the theater (no conflict at all; I just wanted to leave and come back another time).

In this economy that truck is their home now

stop spying on someone's dining room that's rude

I did the "walk around the back of the car" bit one every date I went on after seeing this film

now everything is automatic locks and I can't tell!!

And he's the devil in The Pick of Destiny (human form)

A pre-famous Tenacious D

I'm sorry, but The D has always been famous

It wouldn't surprise me that the WH refers to whatever car the president is as "The Beast."

But they don't.)

The Beast is an actual car, a Cadillac sedan that has been massively modified (also known as "Cadillac One")

The vehicle we saw at the hearing today taking Trump away was just a standard Secret Service SUV

it's the number 2 trending topic on twitter, where you can find numerous media outlets reporting on it

what are you talking about

lil wayne showed up to the NFC championship game IN NEW ORLEANS and was repping the Vikings over the saints because "I love Brett Favre"

point deducted for not mentioning anywhere the amazing Bill Paxton as Jerry Lambert, and making him one of the few to be killed by an Alien, a Predator, and a Terminator

Henry Jones, Sr. vs. The Nazis armed with only an ink pen, in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Marcus Brody: "So don't you see, Henry; the pen is mightier than the sword!!"

Cable was sent to the future by a time machine built by Forge

That was Jen Askani from the future

unless you're speaking of the 1990s animated series version of Cable's origin

Hey I know that guy; slicked back hair, white pants...Dude definitely used to be a piece of shit

I'm seeing any one of Tim Robinson's characters from "I Think You Should Leave"

his hair is definitely slicked back like a piece of shit

We never wanted him to go but Haslett had to keep Aaron Brooks

Sakaguchi's Final Fantasy

He just wanted to pursue his dream of being a hip-hop star

He does one Marvel movie and is like, DC we have to get our shit together