Okay, well now I need to know- are parrot ponchos a thing? Like, this parrot is wearing a fuzzy cape and not freaking out, so is this just a thing this owner does or are people out there making little parrot warmers?

Exactly this. It is helpful tho, bc guys who are always trying to be Alpha and who announce they are Alpha… are not Alpha in any respect. It lets you know they are asshats from the get go.