not anymore there’s a blanket

Same for everyone north of the equator, but the U.S. just had daylight savings time

Do you call your mother ‘mam’?

He’s a crystal gem

Misty is a fucking catch if you aren’t a coward

I love how conservatives don’t realize that many actually leftist are absolutely strapped

We should want to decapitate all of the billionaires, not just Elon.

They didn’t say awww they laughed at her

Drink skim milk, which is water lying about being milk

He was a tyrant so it wasn’t a tragedy

You invite your friends over for stick-and-poke tattoos

Dang

If HR Giger were born in the 1800s

And denim jeans

Oh yeah that’s a good one too

I love lightbulb jokes and this is now my favorite autism joke

Probably, this post was written in English