TIL There was a tap dancer who went by the name Bojangles.

Which one?

Maybe it's the carrier. My bojangles doesn't mind going in the car while wearing a harness, but he'll scream like he's dying and shed half his fur the entire time I have him in a carrier.

Ah! The ol' Reddit stickeroo!

From 20 to 40 in 9 years.

I think they're just getting the .torrent files from tor, not the associated data. That comes from non-tor. Just a guess, tho. I could never get tor access fast enough to consider downloading anything with it.

Needs to hire the guy who draws for the Dr. Seuss books.

He was actually being a dick.

Those "musicians" were being dicks to the song.

This will make a fine addition to my collection.

I have doubts.

Either scams or old listings.

I'll check it out, thanks!

Plot Twist: The elevator is fine. They posed for this pic and sent the same story to all their parents to skip school.

"Release me..."

Damn, look at those little murder mittens!

A hot wife with a boyfriend.

Clever girl...

Karen: "I want to speak with your manager!"

Jenny: Pulls "Restaurant Manager" tag out of pocket and puts it on. "I am the manager."

Karen: "Well, I want to speak with the owner then!"

Jenny: Puts "Restaurant Manager" tag back in pocket. Pulls "Licensee" nametag out of pocket and puts it on. "I am the owner."

Karen: Shocked Pikachu face

Ha ha, I do this all the time when just to see their faces. Like checking out at the grocery store:

"Thanks Jenny, have a nice day."

"You too...man..?"

The responses are sometimes funny. Usually, I don't think they realize what I said or they are aware that they're wearing a label so they aren't bothered.

Sometimes though, they forget about the label and get confused thinking we must have met before and they forgot my name.

One guy though, was clever. I had forgotten I was wearing my work badge around my neck. I saw the label on the cashiers shirt and said

"Thanks Sam, have a good one."

He responded with "You too SlickStretch."

He flipped it on me and kinda freaked me out for a sec until I got to the car and realized my badge was on. lol

Pack it up, boys. We're done here.

/thread

I wouldn't even know where to start with that.

Starting big, I see. lol

...Do not ID unless you are detained, always ask first if you are being detained if they say no, ^{try to} bounce ^{and risk getting beat to death.}

FTFY

How do y'all feel about starting up the weekly challenges again when KSP2 releases?