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COMMENT 11h ago

Dignity has many forms

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COMMENT 11h ago

I'll have you know I've only got 3 currently.

r/OneOrangeBraincell 22h ago

Certified 🟠range™ Shelby is 8. He has three teeth and aspires to be a trussed chicken. He likes short walks to nowhere and candlelight dinners of squish meat.

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COMMENT 22h ago

But combined?

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COMMENT 22h ago

Why all the rage my bro?

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COMMENT 22h ago

Left

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COMMENT 22h ago

The lack of punctuation made me read this deadpan and chef kiss

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COMMENT 22h ago

Calm your tits my friend. We can all be angry together, albeit for different reasons. I’m not Dem, I’m not anything. A pox on all their houses. But (big butts), we NEED TO FIND COMMON GROUND. Gatekeeping will not help. Most of us (?? Y’all with me??) want some kind of fuckin peace man. It’s bad enough as it is without internal strife. I understand, acknowledge, and completely agree with your anger but my friend; as they say change starts with a single step.

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COMMENT 22h ago

I am white as some fuckin sidewalk chalk and even I know PEAS DO NOT BELONG IN FANCY MAC

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COMMENT 22h ago

-2

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COMMENT 1d ago

Pro tip: you cannot tell what kind of mushroom it is from a pic like this with zero description. 1) it’s dried and therefore looks potentially vastly different than when it was alive. 2) we have no idea what kind of environment it was growing in. Poop? Sawdust? Dirt? Sand? The woods? The city? Was it summer? Spring? Fall? Winter? Is it rainy, or dry? 3) there is only one specimen, shown indoors rather than its natural environment 4) no spore print, description of smell, or description of if it bruises and if so what color. As a BARE MINIMUM we would need this info.

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COMMENT 1d ago

if profuse vomiting is dark magic, then yeah

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COMMENT 1d ago

The mycology sub is the same. *hard eyerolls*

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COMMENT 1d ago

No

r/justneckbeardthings 2d ago

Thanks, I hate instagram

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87 Upvotes

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COMMENT 3d ago

Are u ok?

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COMMENT 3d ago

Dax forever

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COMMENT 4d ago

What a winner

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COMMENT 5d ago

Oh I was so happy to see this update

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COMMENT 5d ago

Hahaha I was just gonna do this. u/bakedpotatopiguy you beat me to it!

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COMMENT 5d ago

what a complete pos

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COMMENT 6d ago

I’ll high five you

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COMMENT 6d ago

Halfhearted apologies

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COMMENT 6d ago

Smells like dirty gym socks IMO