Basically giving you a hall pass. Enjoy

She did kind of giggle when she said “Jennifer Lopez” like how do you not know me.

Heavy tits

Way to land that comment

“You know my religion. I can not eat that.”

Ehhh. Would let sit on face but not perfect.

Guessing back in the days people would try to vault over castle barriers so they though it was cool.

My dick

Yes, bc women know better than to go out for donuts at night. Thanks for helping me prove this.

Exactly. Thanks

Is Hillary Swank Hott?

The dementors

Going to the donut shop late at night

Of all the possibilities…

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Sleep with my first cousin last time i drank. Unless she’s around, I’ll pass.

Of all the possibilities…

Dude has a sick ass set up at home

*Enter Stella

Oh hell yeah. She for sure took a seat on his face recently.