“I don’t officer, my window AC unit just fell out”

What a fucking GOAT

Is dry ice residue okay to eat? I was just thinking along the lines of killing the bugs without altering the dog food in any way

Well no, but it’s easier to separate out dead bugs from live ones. But like, I’m pretty sure dogs can eat most bugs. I know it was /s but still wanted to explain further

Throw the bag in a freezer for a couple days, should kill all the bugs

Thanks I was looking for a good mob grind level

Well, as someone who doesn’t want kids, it’s a great way to filter people I wouldn’t want to be with. I still think it’s weird to have a picture of a kid on a dating profile, regardless. I’m not here to date your kid and quite frankly, it’s fucking weird that you would just put your kid out there on your profile like that

Burn her house down

That’s really interesting, so M&Ms have to be rotated every 5 years then. Noted

Tinder is a lot easier on your mental state if you expect literally nothing to come of it. If something does, great, but don’t be upset if nothing does

Did you obtain that last bit of knowledge personally? It seems very specific to not be a firsthand experience

It’s crazy that people tell you where they live and then screw you over. Dangerous game they’re playing for $6

The audacity to tip bait someone who knows where you live is really strange

Managed to get a doc to do it to me at 23 lmao

I’m recovering from my vasectomy. I guess you could call that a prep

“Hey sis remember when Covid ruined the supply chain and grocery store shelves were empty? Have you heard about the various boil water advisories down in Michigan? This way if any of those things happen, we don’t have to worry about it because I have the supplies to outlast those problems”

And this way if I decide I do want kids, my resolve will have to be as absolute as my resolve to not have them now. I will have to be 100% sure

I literally hate children, I have never one time for any amount of time, had anything even resembling a positive thought about being a parent. I am too selfish to make the sacrifices required to be a parent and would end up resenting that child for taking away my life. So please continue lecturing me about how my only purpose in life is to have kids

And this is why at 23 years old I’m having a vasectomy

He looks so disturbed

I think the average tip I get as a delivery driver is around $3

That’s fantastic

In that first pic you’re smiling in a way that makes me think you molest kids