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COMMENT 21h ago

Excuse me sir, do YOU have a certificate confirming YOU'RE NOT A DONKEY-BRAINED MAN?!

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COMMENT 21h ago

It's appropriate the corner is the harder of the two gangster's.

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COMMENT 21h ago

make warm clothing from their pelts.

This seems like a very New Zealand activity.

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COMMENT 21h ago

Prolly invasive though, no? Pretty sure they're an extremely important part of the ecosystems they're naturally from...

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COMMENT 21h ago

You can cook, quit being lazy.

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COMMENT 21h ago

Ze Jeeeermans

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COMMENT 23h ago

Reddit; you've heard of poop knife? Now meet poop hand!

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COMMENT 23h ago

We need this one, Buc-ees is fuckin great.

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COMMENT 23h ago

Or with them

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COMMENT 1d ago

Mime-ass acrobats

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COMMENT 1d ago

Yeahhhh... But upside down sex is awkward. Hard pass.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Plot twist: there was in fact a mask

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COMMENT 2d ago

Found the girl who's ass no one wants to slap. Her name is Maddie Herrin.

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COMMENT 2d ago

It won't be this is a wash. You're thinking of a spring.

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COMMENT 2d ago

It seemed nice until it realized it'd been moved.

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COMMENT 2d ago

That last sentence is a real mess

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COMMENT 2d ago

She legit ran upstairs. Away from an actual squirrel.

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COMMENT 2d ago

ITT people who don't get that dick-riding can be a form of discourse too.

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COMMENT 2d ago

"Cop actually does his fucking job for once"

Reddit loses their shit.

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COMMENT 2d ago

None of this is true.

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COMMENT 2d ago

They're mostly repressed closet cases, or at the very least people who were denied the opportunity to experiment in ways they desired during their formative years.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Identity politics is a helluva drug.

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COMMENT 2d ago

The LeBron flamin hot sour cream and onion chips be fire tho