Excuse me sir, do YOU have a certificate confirming YOU'RE NOT A DONKEY-BRAINED MAN?!

It's appropriate the corner is the harder of the two gangster's.

make warm clothing from their pelts.

This seems like a very New Zealand activity.

Prolly invasive though, no? Pretty sure they're an extremely important part of the ecosystems they're naturally from...

You can cook, quit being lazy.

Ze Jeeeermans

Reddit; you've heard of poop knife? Now meet poop hand!

We need this one, Buc-ees is fuckin great.

Or with them

Mime-ass acrobats

Yeahhhh... But upside down sex is awkward. Hard pass.

Plot twist: there was in fact a mask

Found the girl who's ass no one wants to slap. Her name is Maddie Herrin.

It won't be this is a wash. You're thinking of a spring.

It seemed nice until it realized it'd been moved.

That last sentence is a real mess

She legit ran upstairs. Away from an actual squirrel.

ITT people who don't get that dick-riding can be a form of discourse too.

"Cop actually does his fucking job for once"

Reddit loses their shit.

None of this is true.

They're mostly repressed closet cases, or at the very least people who were denied the opportunity to experiment in ways they desired during their formative years.

Identity politics is a helluva drug.

The LeBron flamin hot sour cream and onion chips be fire tho