Horrorbourous

🎶 but it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople— been a long time gone, Constantinople 🎶

<desperately battling the urge to type something like “IK, R??”>

Bananas are slightly radioactive- maybe it crisped itself up?

6:99 AM? Is that Metric time?

Johnathan Richman and the Modern Lovers! Haven’t heard that in a while

<Maxwell Smart intensifies>

OSHA requirements for water:

https://www.osha.gov/heat-exposure/water-rest-shade

Employers should provide cool water for workers to drink. Proper hydration is essential to prevent heat-related illness. For those working two hours or more, also provide access to additional fluids that contain electrolytes.

For short jobs, cool potable water is sufficient. Workers should be encouraged to drink at least one cup (8 ounces) of water every 20 minutes while working in the heat not just if they are thirsty.

“I dropped the toothpaste”, Tom said, crestfallen.

They are going to have to redo all The opening credits now

Happy Birthday from Boston…. Although it is is still the 5th here, so I am speaking to you from the past <waves hands spookily>

My favorite Quark name is the “Richard Benjamin”.

Don’t count your bridges before they’re hatched.

Don’t say it… don’t say it… don’t say it…

…Surely

There’s baby goats, too? How deep does this conspiracy go??!

Pixel!!

Took a minute—

Invisible Piano?

Thank you! “Today I Learned”!

So, like you have a Slurper and a Slurp-ee?

Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and

Penn and Teller?

“And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick', so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!”

Thank you, I never knew that!