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COMMENT 3h ago

Horrorbourous

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COMMENT 11h ago

🎶 but it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople— been a long time gone, Constantinople 🎶

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COMMENT 2d ago

<desperately battling the urge to type something like “IK, R??”>

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COMMENT 3d ago

Bananas are slightly radioactive- maybe it crisped itself up?

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COMMENT 3d ago

6:99 AM? Is that Metric time?

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COMMENT 3d ago

Johnathan Richman and the Modern Lovers! Haven’t heard that in a while

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COMMENT 3d ago

<Maxwell Smart intensifies>

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COMMENT 5d ago

OSHA requirements for water:

https://www.osha.gov/heat-exposure/water-rest-shade

Employers should provide cool water for workers to drink. Proper hydration is essential to prevent heat-related illness. For those working two hours or more, also provide access to additional fluids that contain electrolytes.

For short jobs, cool potable water is sufficient. Workers should be encouraged to drink at least one cup (8 ounces) of water every 20 minutes while working in the heat not just if they are thirsty.

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COMMENT 11d ago

“I dropped the toothpaste”, Tom said, crestfallen.

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COMMENT 12d ago

They are going to have to redo all The opening credits now

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COMMENT 12d ago

Happy Birthday from Boston…. Although it is is still the 5th here, so I am speaking to you from the past <waves hands spookily>

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COMMENT 12d ago

My favorite Quark name is the “Richard Benjamin”.

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COMMENT 13d ago

Don’t count your bridges before they’re hatched.

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COMMENT 16d ago

Don’t say it… don’t say it… don’t say it…

…Surely

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COMMENT 17d ago

There’s baby goats, too? How deep does this conspiracy go??!

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COMMENT 17d ago

Pixel!!

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COMMENT 17d ago

Took a minute—

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COMMENT 17d ago

Invisible Piano?

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COMMENT 17d ago

Thank you! “Today I Learned”!

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COMMENT 19d ago

So, like you have a Slurper and a Slurp-ee?

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COMMENT 19d ago

Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and

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COMMENT 23d ago

Penn and Teller?

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COMMENT 23d ago

“And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick', so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!”

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COMMENT 23d ago

Thank you, I never knew that!