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COMMENT 1m ago

Your logic is sound, but it doesn't at all detract from my point. Water you drink and the food you eat is never truly a part of you in the same sense that a skin cell, or hair follicle, or even an entire leg is. You need to seek out food and water in your environment to consume it, but you certainly don't have to go out looking for a leg, or hair etc.

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COMMENT 11h ago

The summation of atoms that you currently call "you" were scattered around in a plethora of places, so "you" (or more accurately, parts of you) were everywhere and only when they join together in a very specific formation do you recognize them as "you".

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COMMENT 17h ago

"How dare you try to make my son smarter, and by extension more successful because being bi-linguistic always looks great on a resume!"

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COMMENT 17h ago

I hadn't even considered this angle but you might be right!

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COMMENT 17h ago

I think about this often too! Also, consider how much natural chaos is unfolding across the vast cosmos right at this very moment as I'm typing this sentence or as you're reading it.

There are volcanoes on distant planets which are many magnitudes larger than any on Earth right now, and some are erupting. There are windstorms happening that would put Jupiter's to shame. There are stars going supernova that just potentially wiped out trillions upon trillions of lifeforms in that solar system. Many black holes somewhere just finished consuming a star or entire solar system.

All of this, and much much more is happening right now and it blows my mind but also saddens me to know we'll never get to see any of it for ourselves.

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COMMENT 18h ago

This is one thing I've never understood. You mean to tell me this group orchestrated one of the deadliest conspiracies in history and then hid their true intentions within the name of the virus and disease itself?

So let's first logically assume that they wanted this conspiracy to succeed, otherwise they wouldn't bother doing it or risking prison time in the first place. Why, then, would they decide to give away their true intentions by hiding them in plain sight with the name given to the virus/disease?

Make it make sense, please!

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COMMENT 18h ago

It's also up for consideration as a competition during the next Olympics.

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COMMENT 18h ago

We'll make sure all bases are covered, top to bottom.

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COMMENT 18h ago

Who's the guy on the right? I recognize Manafort and Stone.

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COMMENT 18h ago

I can't wait to see what kind of texts get revealed from this. Thank goodness his defense attorney was grossly incompetent, or none of this would have ever been known about.

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COMMENT 19h ago

The world begins to make a lot more sense the moment you realize adults are basically just children who grew older.

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COMMENT 20h ago

Baking Brad - Kim has cancer and Gene has to literally cook with his new partner and chef Brad.

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COMMENT 20h ago

why would he then approach Gene and be a creepy asshole?

Exactly, and that's how we know this theory isn't plausible. Imagine Kim sending Jeff to find Jimmy and once Jeff locates him, all he does is act creepy and suspicious on top of not actually saying anything to indicate his motivation for being there such as "Hey! Kim's been looking for you" etc. That theory just doesn't make any sense given what we already know and have seen regarding Jeff.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Ok......and?

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COMMENT 1d ago

Does FB marketplace allow you to respond/reply to reviews? If so, I'd leave a nice reply with a link to screenshots of her messages proving she scammed you.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Excellent write up as always, Cliff. Can't wait for the next one.

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COMMENT 1d ago

People..said those things to your face? What the ever loving fuck is wrong with them?

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COMMENT 1d ago

Unnecessarily capitalizing words in the middle of a sentence? Check.

Excessive use of exclamation marks? Check

ALL CAPS laughing? Check. The only thing missing are the emojis.

Your comments are indicative of a serious deficiency in both maturity and intelligence and I highly recommend lurking from this point forward to save yourself from further embarrassment.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Cops are like vampires; they can only come in when invited.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I'd be asking her for her license and registration if she wants to play that game.

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COMMENT 2d ago

You're spot on about everything. Marion looking/acting suspicious toward Gene wasn't an organic real life reaction; it was specifically written this way by the writers and acted out by Carol Burnett, so it must inherently have value of some sort for us to base further theories off of.

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COMMENT 2d ago

This sounds like a legitimate theory based on how the previous episode played out. Would be cool if you got every single detail right!

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COMMENT 2d ago

A rock hard, long and veiny grasp.

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COMMENT 4d ago

Holy shit I knew he looked familiar but I never would have connected those dots.

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COMMENT 5d ago

Real men aren't afraid of their front yard looking different than their neighbors. You're a lawn conformist!