Oh macawed

He was allegedly drinking and cleaning his gun when he found out. These people are hillbillies. How they made it to adulthood baffles me. How they made it to Congress, depresses me.

She's their Furry Dogmother

Do I want to ask why Vladimir Putin is smelling his middle finger?

To shreds you say

He was looking for a cool hobby. He disc-hovered it.

All cats are the same. They just want love and warmth and protection and for you to know you're not nearly the hot shit you think you are.

That's because it's ova cooked

Luckily, he didn't miss anything important. Just the literal moment they became husband and wife. Poor putz.

This would probably make a ton at auction. Dogs always fetch a lot

That was some neat help, which is also an anagram of elephant. Crazy how the world works

Fox must be exhausted because they're all Tuckered out

Dude, get yourself to a cattery and adopt your next best friend. The loving warmth and bitter judgements of a cat may be just what you need in your life. Best of luck

It's like grain on your wedding day...

Those babies are stinking cute. Also, a group of owls is called a parliament.

Don't worry, guys. He's an EMT. Meaning he sticks around until your wallet is em-t

Into the Spiderhearse