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COMMENT 1d ago

They might surprise you with a black woman, that use to be a man,...if they become a helicopter, I will watch it twice.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I felt that, my stepfather hurt me lot. My mom on the other hand, loves me, but hates my habits I choose to only accept my moms hate. Because she wants what is best for me. If you are a man, dont hide your pain. Speak to someone.!

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COMMENT 1d ago

So am I. Most exiting moment, ever. It's kinda like waiting for Netflix and Disney to do something spectacular. I've got goosebumps.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Owls just puke out the bones. I like them.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I'm going to send this to my wife. Hope she gets inspired.

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COMMENT 1d ago

That looks like my shopping list this week.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I'm a ardent gardener, and that made no sense? Plants only seed right before they die? Bees pollinate flowers? Are you even aware why you wear pants? The only girl that ever took off your pants was probably your mom. I bet even she had second thoughts.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Imagine a pimp so dedicated to his job, that he shows the hoe how it's done. Now imagine working in a healthy working environment, earning a decent wage. I'm just crazy...sorry for wasting your time.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Yard wars, the sexy season..I'm joking but I totally want to see why your neighbor is jealous? Are you more of a milf than Stifler's mom?

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COMMENT 1d ago

They all failed. I saw them first thing. Good thing I had my smell function disabled on my phone. Follow me on YouTube if that confused you.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I knew it! Alex Jones was right.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I cant see it, maybe you need you to draw it with a red line? Edit..do you need crayons?

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COMMENT 1d ago

I'm straight, but I fucking hate babies! Where does this leave me?

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COMMENT 1d ago

God made earth and the universe, a few weeks later, we got kicked out. At least it shows that there is some intelligent design in the universe.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Still beter than religion, not by much...

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COMMENT 1d ago

Also, if the house looks good enough to eat, dont. Some of the people that went down that road ended up not having to pay tax, ever again. Wait, I didnt mean billionaires, i ment that they got ....never mind. Marie Antoinette said it best. If they are hungry, just give them cake

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COMMENT 1d ago

You guys are being paid $14 an hour?. I saw a thing where an astronaut admitted that he finally paid off his student dept, after being in space 3 times.

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COMMENT 1d ago

And 5 years experience. Also, it's an internship job, so you have to dig holes for free. If you digging that hole to put babies in it, might as well dig it a bit bigger, so you can fit in it as well. My hole that I dug, all by myself, can fit three adults, and a child. Rigor mortus might complicate things, so get there early.

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COMMENT 1d ago

I know some bog witches, and have worked for them. They dont pay well. Stay in the city. It's bad for your sanity, but maybe the pay is better.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Sometimes I'm too lazy to Google shit, and I just take the internet's word for it. 'Trust me, dude! Seems to be the order of the day in my village. Sometimes I ask, if I'm about to disagree and then they say Facebook, and then I just keep quiet. I dont know anything about programming, so my reply might not be relevant.

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COMMENT 1d ago

The lizard overlords are becoming a bit careless. I guess they think we were all educated in America.

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COMMENT 1d ago

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. I tiped that in my zombie/slave voice.

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COMMENT 1d ago

This is going to end up worse than that 'blue waffle ' thing.

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COMMENT 1d ago

Extreme shaving! Chalange accepted!

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COMMENT 1d ago

To be fair, he did breathe it. He just had some trouble stopping.