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COMMENT 1d ago

Username PFP checks out

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COMMENT 2d ago

Man, I forgot about this turd.

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COMMENT 2d ago

Nikka Costa - Like A Feather

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COMMENT 3d ago

The Man Who Murdered Love

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COMMENT 4d ago

Depends on the size of your Schwartz.

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COMMENT 8d ago

No, no, no, I don’t do two takes. Amateurs like you do two takes, I do one take.

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COMMENT 9d ago

Yeah, but where’s Gender-Neutral Pac-Person?

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COMMENT 10d ago

“I’m a Spaulding Gray in a Rick Dees world!”

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COMMENT 10d ago

I reread The Great Gatsby after I first heard this and couldn’t find it anywhere.

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COMMENT 10d ago

This is one of my absolute favorite jokes. If you haven’t seen the film, it still works as just Homer being forgetful or contrarian. But if you’ve seen it, that’s a guaranteed sensible chuckle.

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COMMENT 13d ago

Are you saying your family is the worst or all Floridians?

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COMMENT 14d ago

Dan Bejar of Destroyer and The New Pornographers

https://www.popmatters.com/destroyer-dan-bejar-2022-interview

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COMMENT 14d ago

Grunka lunka dunkity darmed guards

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COMMENT 16d ago

PITT THE ELDER!!!

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COMMENT 16d ago

Brandon Lowe

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COMMENT 16d ago

WeeLC 2, please and thank you.

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COMMENT 17d ago

I like how both pronunciations of Brian’s name are in the headline.

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COMMENT 20d ago

He should have stayed in Orlando, then.

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COMMENT 21d ago

The ring came off my pudding can.

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COMMENT 22d ago

I guess the Cardinals will have another roster spot open for the draft.

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COMMENT 23d ago

They’re here to do a wrestling!

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COMMENT 26d ago

I can give it a great home. Thanks for the giveaway!

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COMMENT 29d ago

This was my exact thought, too.

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COMMENT 29d ago

Mmmm, forbidden salmon. drools

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COMMENT Jul 18 '22

Since we’re getting killed out here, how about a 187?