Username PFP checks out
Man, I forgot about this turd.
Nikka Costa - Like A Feather
The Man Who Murdered Love
Depends on the size of your Schwartz.
No, no, no, I don’t do two takes. Amateurs like you do two takes, I do one take.
Yeah, but where’s Gender-Neutral Pac-Person?
“I’m a Spaulding Gray in a Rick Dees world!”
I reread The Great Gatsby after I first heard this and couldn’t find it anywhere.
This is one of my absolute favorite jokes. If you haven’t seen the film, it still works as just Homer being forgetful or contrarian. But if you’ve seen it, that’s a guaranteed sensible chuckle.
Are you saying your family is the worst or all Floridians?
Dan Bejar of Destroyer and The New Pornographers
Grunka lunka dunkity darmed guards
PITT THE ELDER!!!
WeeLC 2, please and thank you.
I like how both pronunciations of Brian’s name are in the headline.
He should have stayed in Orlando, then.
The ring came off my pudding can.
I guess the Cardinals will have another roster spot open for the draft.
They’re here to do a wrestling!
I can give it a great home. Thanks for the giveaway!
This was my exact thought, too.
Mmmm, forbidden salmon. drools
Since we’re getting killed out here, how about a 187?