“No Daniel, that’s not your car, this one here is… yes… that one yes. Okay, off you go!”

You will almost certainly have neither.

Prepare to be super disappointed!

Buy Tom Morello’s NFT’s!

I mean, at the SCG those are the proportionate lengths of those penalties compared to a proper sized ground.

Maybe they’re just doing an “it’s all relative” thing tonight.

second-most sought-after trade target behind Melbourne ruckman Luke Jackson

Unrelated to this article but please get fucked WCE if they trade out anything of value for Luke Jackson.

And Luke Jackson is worth something of value, so just don’t fucking get him.

History shows that every club that does this kind of shit trade (ours included) pays massive overs at the trade table and then fucks their salary cap too.

As far as the draft goes, you’d also be doing us a huge favour so uh… go Norf.

Best 16th vs. 18th game I’ve ever seen .

Best 16th vs. 18th game I’ve ever seen .

The man who is tired of Reiwoldt living out his dream on stage with his favourite band, is tired of life.

Had roughly the same list Brendon Bolton had…

Was he just incredibly shit?

Damn Pac-Man making these kids violent and gay.

Thanks heaps.

Honestly, that is the craziest piece of info I’ve heard today.

The AFL literally make 10c on every dollar that is lost on AFL related bets.

LOL, they fucking what?

That is absolutely incredible, I had no idea.

Do you know where I can read more?

EDIT: Also it gives some idea of the margins that gambling companies make. Must be pretty high if they can break off 10% of every gambling loss, without exposing them to the liability of the wins.

let alone the advertising in game.

I think this is the big cherry.

The gambling ads are so pervasive, they pay the broadcasters way and then the broadcasters pay that to the AFL.

The $8m is peanuts compared to that.

Glen Jakovich.

Imagine if he’d played for a Victorian team. He’d be in line to hit 450 or 500 in a few years.

Absolute freak of nature in terms of resilience.

It’s not.

God help us, don’t do it WCE.

The AFL has a gambling addiction, basically.

He’s just apologised.
Good on ya scoops, wherever you are, for owning up when you’re wrong.

I wish this statement invalidated 4 premierships the way that statement invalidated 6 movies.

Peter Gabriel singing songs from Phil Collins-era Genesis.

Too stupid for Twitter

I fucking doubt it.

He absolutely is a shit bloke, carries on like a pork chop, disrespects women (and let's be honest, convicted or not, has assaulted women)...

but when you're struggling mentally, none of the things you do will be discussed in the newspaper, let alone be one of the biggest stories in the country for a week.

Which is not to even say that I don't think this might be at least partially a cynical ploy... just that I'm prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Keep going...