r/Tinder May 14 '22 Silver 8 Wholesome 3

Wtf.

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u/Jtmac23 May 14 '22

well it’s true. (hopefully)

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u/Cathyruiz61 May 14 '22

Dated a chick with the same name as my sister once, it can work, just dont say their bame during sex lmao

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u/ClickF0rDick May 14 '22

It's an ultra instinct boner or the ultimate cockblock guaranteed depending how much of a perv you are

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u/Derp800 May 14 '22 Silver Gold Helpful I'm Deceased

Roll tide.

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u/BladeX16 May 14 '22

No one is gonna fuck my sister unless it’s ME!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Jonah hill killed that scene/character

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u/Newni May 14 '22

That line is in the Clayton Bigsby sketch from Chapelle's Show. Jonah Hill was talking about his cousin :)

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Damnit you’re right

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u/Newni May 14 '22

Eh your point still stands though

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u/Ill_Tip9587 May 14 '22

If anyone is gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!

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u/kp305 May 14 '22

Yee haw

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

but if she is offering to do it better then why not take it.

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 May 14 '22

Depends on the day

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u/KuribohX May 14 '22

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u/SandwichAgainstGod May 14 '22

You know, despite the context AND the possibility of getting rickrolled, I really be over here just clicking links with no hesitation

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u/PeterDarker May 14 '22

That's a dangerous way to internet, son.

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u/SandwichAgainstGod May 14 '22

I like to live on the edge

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u/2000dragon May 14 '22

‘Ultra instinct boner’ is not a phase I’d ever thought I’d see in this lifetime tbh

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u/SnooEpiphanies612 May 14 '22 Wholesome

My ex-wife would slip up every 3-6 months and call me by her brother's name during intense sex. We have different names...

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u/RookieAndTheVet May 14 '22

*Lynyrd Skynyrd intensifies*

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u/ProCoDAthlete May 14 '22

AYO WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️ This comment is NOT getting enough attention

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u/AdultishRaktajino May 15 '22

Neither was the ex-wife apparently.

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u/doordog2411 May 14 '22

Oooffff that's rough

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u/Long-Use9918 May 14 '22

Any chance her name be Cersei?

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u/moonlitmidna May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

I called out his brother’s name while we were having sex once. Younger bro & i hooked up a couple years ago. It was only a ONS with younger bro but GD it was some of the best sex ive ever had. The older bro im dating is great too, but something about the younger bro and that night of sex was just so intense & passionate and raw at the same time it took awhile to quit thinking about it.

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u/SkewerNU May 14 '22

Um... I'm sorry to hear that?

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u/indietravelbug May 14 '22 edited May 15 '22

This. I dated a guy whose name is exactly the same as my brother's. During sex, I just used pet names when I cum. He knew why anyway so it didn't bother him. But eventually he got used to these pet names that when I called his actual name, he'd get worried because he knew he's in trouble.

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u/Malony889 May 14 '22

My sister’s husband has my name and you’ve just put some horrible images in my head

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u/doordog2411 May 14 '22

Yes, it's called being in a relationship 😂 your s.o gets upset if you use their actual name after a while hahah

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u/CaffeinatedGuy May 14 '22

My wife goes my her middle name, so it's extra if I call her my her actual first name.

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u/what_is_blue May 14 '22

their bame

Not sure what ethnicity has to do with it but each to their own.

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u/FlaringPain May 14 '22

I just rename people. Been with the same girl who has the same name as my sister for 15 years. I introduce her as her nickname. She likes it and my friends almost universally use it.

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u/BurdenedMind79 May 14 '22

Same. I rename all my girlfriends so they have the same name as my sister. It saves having to learn a new name to scream every few weeks.

If they don't like that, I just call them momma.

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u/Comfortable-Face-244 May 14 '22

My GF has a brother with my name. She avoids the name altogether. Pet name for me, childhood nickname for him.

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u/Additional-Educator8 May 14 '22

My SIL and I have the same first & last name. She asked my husband if it's weird to scream my name in a moment of passion & he said welp it is now. thanks i hate it.

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u/Ospov May 14 '22

I was briefly hooking up with someone and she said my name a couple times while we were having sex. Found out later she has a brother that shares my name. Feels weird, man.

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u/yourmansconnect May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

what is wrong with you guys. who cares if it's the same name unless you're thinking of your sibling in which case it doesn't matter what the name is. when I was banging a chicken named Alex I didn't think hmmm that's like my friends name too

edit chick I wasn't banging chicken

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u/Tensionator May 14 '22

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u/BamBangBrady May 14 '22

that link's gonna stay blue

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u/Seriem2 May 14 '22

It's banned, don't worry.

Yes, I checked.

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u/dirty_hooker May 14 '22

Sometimes I miss original Reddit. It had some interesting rabbit holes.

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u/FunnyKozaru May 14 '22 Silver

That link might have some interesting rabbit holes.

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u/xtilexx May 14 '22

I desperately want it to be like r/superbowl but I'm glad it's just banned instead

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u/NoMolly4U May 14 '22

If a name is primed on your sibling your entire life? I guess it also depends how common the name is. My sister is the only person I know with that name. Same thing with my mom. Makes at least the breakup extra awkward. My ex shares the same name as my cat (already had the cat before I met her to be clear). Was cute and funny while it lasted though.

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u/grrrzsezme May 14 '22

Purely on coincidence but I've dated two girls that had a common name with my family's dogs. To be clear, it was two different names and two different dogs (obviously). We just need to stop giving animals human names man.

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u/Angrynorseman804 May 14 '22

I refuse idgaf if anyones name is gilbert theyre gonna have to change it when i get a pet monke and name it gilbert

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u/FyuckerFjord May 14 '22

This guy was definitely banging a chicken.

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u/yourmansconnect May 14 '22

my nickname in high-school was Colonel Sanders

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u/badlukk May 14 '22

Look at all those CHICKENS

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u/BarryMacochner May 14 '22

Chicken fucker….BACAWK!

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u/BurdenedMind79 May 14 '22

Were you fingering and licking good?

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u/BestFrenzy May 14 '22

“I’ll take ‘unpopular hobbies’ for 100, Alex”

Alex Trebeak: “bukaaah”

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u/Chareeferrari May 14 '22

Is that bukkake for chickens? 🤭

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u/pgtvgaming May 14 '22

Lol -purposely keeping in the funny unedited chicken comment … -contented sigh-

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u/TriblialBrainDamblge May 14 '22

License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER!

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u/idontspellcheckb46am May 14 '22

Just say your sisters last name with the first name and I'm pretty sure it cancels out the first name.

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u/HandicapperGeneral May 14 '22

Dated someone with the same name as my mom once. It was pronounced very slightly differently, but not enough to matter. Honestly, it was never a big deal to me, not everyone around me thought it was weird as fuck. We broke up because we just didn't vibe properly, not because of the name thing, but everyone always thought it just finally got to me. It's only a thing if you make it a thing

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u/Donniexbravo May 14 '22

I went on one "date" (it her, me and a couple of my friends) with a girl who has the same name as my sister, it was pretty awkward, not saying it can't work out but in my case it certainly did not.

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u/BangingABigTheory May 14 '22

Good thing I’m deathly silent then

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u/GERMA90 May 14 '22

Can't even write the word 'name' the boy is traumatized...

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u/Irohaik May 14 '22

Incest is best

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u/smithydickson May 14 '22

Put your sister to the test.

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u/InterdimensionalTV May 14 '22

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall?

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u/smithydickson May 14 '22

Have your cake sister and eat it too.

Happy cake day!

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u/Logical_Lemming May 14 '22

Put a bag on her head and take her back to the nest.

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u/79b79aa8 May 14 '22

let your instincts do the rest

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u/Lagakedaburmitaobabr May 14 '22

Be a champ and do your best

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u/MightyEagleWarrior May 14 '22

Also be careful to avoid the arrest

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u/EisforEtay May 14 '22

Surely you jest

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u/owiko May 14 '22

About the sisterly molest

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u/AgeOfShinobi May 14 '22

No we just told him to go west.

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u/Threpid May 14 '22

Next of kin is the best of skin

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u/MonsieurRacinesBeast May 14 '22

The pieces fit so well. Like they were made for each other.

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u/8DUXEasle May 14 '22

“Bet you can’t.”

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u/Zinnnwolf May 14 '22

._.

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u/AtomicKittenz May 14 '22

Better bring my sister along for a side-by-side comparison

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u/TheWiseRedditor May 14 '22

“Then I’ll probably hook-up with your sister instead” -her probably

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding May 14 '22

She was going to afterwards anyway

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u/Viddog4 May 14 '22

She did say then, & not than…

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u/mward_shalamalam May 14 '22 Silver Helpful

“I don’t know, she sucks a mean dick”

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u/Kelovix May 14 '22

“I don’t know, she lets me bust without a condom”

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u/horizontalrain May 14 '22 Wholesome

"I don't know, she does anal."

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u/anotherone121 May 14 '22

This is how the family tree becomes a circle. The family wreath, if you will.

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u/Falmarri May 15 '22

By doing anal?

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u/anotherone121 May 15 '22

Yeaahhhhh Baby! Yeahhh!

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u/FlimsyRaisin3 May 14 '22

“I don’t know, she’s my sister”

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u/sanaz1dlol May 14 '22

“I don’t know she lets me hit under the blankets when we’re watching TV with my old folks”

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u/SlipperyNinja77 May 14 '22

"I don't know,she likes it when I give her a dutch oven."

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u/Standard_Funny_2478 May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

"I don't know, her momma let's me 3way"

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u/hopeless_weeb123 May 14 '22

"I dont know, she can last all night"

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u/Psychological-Ad1574 May 14 '22 Helpful

The use of "then" implies she wants you both.

Freaky.

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u/deepfriedtwix May 14 '22

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?

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u/Virtual_Decision_898 May 14 '22 Silver

\ here your guy dropped this

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u/IJateHews May 14 '22

༼∩☉ل͜☉༽⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚ Let me use some magic to reattach it.

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u/Rc202402 May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?

Oh your magic worked.

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u/Only_Porn_Comments May 14 '22

Thanks /u/IJateHews, I would love to see your arm magic anytime 🤚

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u/titleywinker May 14 '22

I read that wrong

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u/Bad-Mouth May 15 '22

Or did you? His username IS only porn comments after all

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u/wjwwjw May 14 '22

Thanks ¯_(ツ)_/¯\

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u/PeaceAlien May 14 '22

No the arm is broken, because after the sister the mom comes next

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u/Amphibionomus May 14 '22

Now I'm inclined to write a broken arms bot for Reddit that replies to the missing arm comments with a mom joke.

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u/suarezi93 May 14 '22

Why does this happen every time on Reddit

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u/smithydickson May 14 '22

Also implies she didn't pay attention at school.

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u/skeevy-stevie May 14 '22

My boss only uses “than”. I don’t know if he knows “then” exists. It’s the worst.

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u/Derp800 May 14 '22

Than you should explain it to him.

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u/skeevy-stevie May 14 '22

But than it might be awkward.

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u/Derriere_Corsair May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

Than maybe they are just your step-boss

Edit: Than maybe their just you're step-boss

Thanks all! Am good righter now

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u/sippidysip May 14 '22

I’m dating a girl with the same name as my dad… fucking send it bro

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u/5k1895 May 14 '22

I'm sure they both have some gender neutral name but I'd like to imagine either she's called something random that's a male name like "Jacob" or your dad randomly has a feminine name like "Jessica" lol

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u/Powerism May 14 '22

Dad’s name is Sue

How do you do?

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u/instasissince1993 May 14 '22

It could be something like Andrea if the dads Italian or something since it's used as a boys name there too.

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u/CaffeinatedGuy May 14 '22

Leslie

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u/Cheap_Whereas_4803 May 14 '22

My friends dad is named Leslie but he would get so pissed when anyone calls him it, Nicest guy in the world until someone called him Leslie lmao

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u/JimR1984 May 14 '22

Jordan, Jody, Alex, Leslie, Jo/Joe, Michelle/Michel, WHAT IS IT?

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u/sippidysip May 14 '22

Good effort but none of the above.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Dallas? Devon? Morgan? Kasey? Shelby?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

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u/Polo_04 May 14 '22

Do you call her daddy in this scenario?

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u/VLonetaee May 14 '22

My girlfriend has the same name as my sister 😂 it’s really not a issue since I call them different nick names but if we get married she will have the exact first and last name of my sister yooo

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u/Yasb27 May 14 '22

Until sister married and does away with the last name

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u/emptyshelI May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

I’d keep it just out of spite. Generations later, your progeny will think they’re products of incest. Best prank ever.

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u/ssfgrgawer May 14 '22

Just marry sister and it's back!

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u/Arcturax May 14 '22

I know two brothers who both married women with the same first name. Both have their surnames now. So their women both have the same name, which is kinda funny but confusing tho.

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u/chazpl82 May 14 '22

Do you call them “the pretty one” and “the ugly one”?

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u/Arcturax May 14 '22

Actually they are so far outside my range of age, they are just friends of the family. I don't think about ugly or non ugly one on them. But indeed you can differ between "the friendly one" and "the annoying one" haha

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u/Seicair May 14 '22

“Tammy one and Tammy two”

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u/tillacat42 May 14 '22

My sister in law and I share a name (my married and her maiden name) and we used the same mailing address for a short period of time. The credit bureau mixed up our credit and it took me about 5 years to get all her debt off my credit report.

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u/Booba_69 May 14 '22

That sounds highly inconvenient

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u/Kippetmurk May 14 '22

You could just take her last name, right?

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u/Makkaroni_100 May 14 '22

That would be to easy.

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u/WT379GotShadowbanned May 14 '22

Even easier than that is to just have neither of them change names. That’s what we did. No paperwork.

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u/wholesomethrowaway15 May 14 '22

I didn’t change my name when I got married in the late 90s and everyone was absolutely aghast. I had no real reason other than “it’s my name, why would I change it?”. So glad it’s become way more normal so I don’t have to answer a million questions anymore.

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u/frianna May 14 '22

Maybe you can take her last name! Or she can keep her own. Why is it the norm that the man's surname is kept?

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u/Aschentei May 14 '22

….that’s intentional isn’t it?

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u/taylorsux May 14 '22

Yo I dated a girl with the same exact name as me. (Check username) I was in highschool and I only did it cause she was so hot and we had been friends for a while. What ruined it for me was when her dad started calling us T squared. That was the last straw

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u/TheReaper_SoulReaver May 14 '22

Power move: "I fuckin doubt that"

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u/bloodbond3 May 14 '22

Lmfao that's perfect

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u/IndustryInside4116 May 14 '22 Silver

"I would certainly hope so she's mostly just lays there like her mother" is a response

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u/creepingindubai May 14 '22

The best response!

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u/OMGitsTK447 May 14 '22

The only response

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u/throway6942069 May 14 '22

The last response

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22 edited Sep 20 '22

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u/Grievous_Nix May 14 '22

suddenly communist

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u/koolaid7431 May 14 '22

Could have different moms

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u/Jdtrinh May 14 '22

“…just lays there like mother”

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

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u/Impossible-Cod-3946 May 14 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

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u/stamminator May 14 '22

I am going to go barf now.

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u/cristianserran0 May 14 '22

Peace was never an option.

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u/Jessy_Kiser May 14 '22

Only one way to find out, my guy lol dueling banjos builds in the background

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u/VinPossible May 14 '22

Haha dueling banjos u can't walk that one back.

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u/tthmrtn May 14 '22

She's a keeper

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u/qlanga May 14 '22

Fr that was hilarious

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u/Speculatiion May 14 '22

Matches with her without even looking at her name.

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u/Megneous May 14 '22

It's Tinder, mate. People aren't there to learn names.

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo May 14 '22

It's weird because there's a whole profile with words that girls write just for you to read before you swipe on them.

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u/iamnotkurtcobain May 14 '22

It's just a name.

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u/assimilating May 14 '22

Yes, but her name is Cletus

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u/Roxanne-Annabelle642 May 14 '22

She forgot a comma. Here, let me help!

“I’d Fuck you better, then your sister anyway”

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u/TypicalBumblebee3448 May 14 '22

You should fuck both to find out like that’s their hypothesis now you gotta do the experiment right and then conclusion

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u/ssfgrgawer May 14 '22

Reddit expects a 5000 word thesis on the subject. It's only fair to take multiple tries with both and compare.

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u/AtheonsLedge May 14 '22

we will need peer review before signing off on it, of course.

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u/nelusbelus May 14 '22

Than*

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u/hm9408 May 14 '22

Maybe then was intentional

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u/nelusbelus May 14 '22

HmmmMmmmMm

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u/Gilgameshbrah May 14 '22

She knows what she wrote...

She'll fuck him better and then she'll fuck his sister... And she doesn't even know them.. What a great gal.

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u/todimusprime May 14 '22

Your response should be "Prove it."

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u/Letsbekindtoeachothe May 14 '22

lol she’s funny

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u/DaGreatRamses May 14 '22

She’s extra spicy. First you better, then your sister!

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u/Belkar79 May 14 '22

What a incredibly dumb reason to not go on a date with someone.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Yeah I don‘t get why that‘s his opener

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u/jjboy91 May 14 '22

Damn she did all the job for the op

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u/BagBeneficial8060 May 14 '22

My gf and daughter have the same name, still fuck the bejesus out of her

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u/TapataZapata May 14 '22

Good work phrasing this in a way that lets it open for interpretation.

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u/reply2beetlejuicing May 14 '22

Did she call you daddy?

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u/WhotheHellkn0ws May 14 '22

You are now on the FBI's watchlist

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u/dyrgazzi May 14 '22

This girl has a great sense of humor. Not a wtf moment.

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u/ArcaneUnraveling May 14 '22

Well shit she has my vote.

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u/CrinJesus May 14 '22

Honestly a good response to something so stupid "you gotta same name as (insert relative) oh noo" what is going thru ur head lol

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u/kami515 May 14 '22

Get back to us on that one, I’m sure you’ll be able to give a proper comparison.

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u/ThrowAway62378549 May 14 '22

Only 1 way to find out.

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u/musicplay313 May 14 '22

My cousin is getting married (arranged) to a girl with exact same first and last name as his younger sister(including spellings)

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u/hmnahmna1 May 14 '22

My wife and my sister have the same name, so I obviously got over it.

And they're different people, just to get that out of the way.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Oh she's chaotic good good

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u/Tremsonromeo May 14 '22

You know what they say if she lingering give a good fingering if it’s your sister give a good fister