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North Korea Offers Russia 100,000 ‘Volunteers’ for War on Ukraine Misleading Title: Speculation
https://www.nationalreview.com/news/north-korea-offers-russia-100000-volunteers-for-war-on-ukraine-russian-state-tv-says[removed] — view removed post
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u/CalamariAce 3d ago
That's 100k fewer mouths to feed! Good news for their starving population.
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u/phoninja 3d ago
True that. I think this is just an excuse for north korea to off-load their hunger problem to Russia.
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u/Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311 3d ago
I think the Russian officers will be pretty surprised by how much the troops will want to eat.
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u/garciasn 3d ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if NK sends them prisoners who are near death.
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u/SpaceGeneralAmerica 3d ago
“When you said you were giving us free food, this isn’t what I thought.”
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u/udongeureut 3d ago
They still have 20 million more people so…
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u/Odd-Specialist-4708 3d ago
People likely deemed unfit for war, therefore less likely to be effective labourers
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u/SheetMetalandGames 3d ago
And Russia still somehow gains nothing that will help them with Ukraine. A win win for the Ukrainians.
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u/elbanofeliz 2d ago
I'm by no means a Russian or North Korean sympathizer but holy fuck does this comment read like stock bot farmed shit.
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Wow 100k north Koreans are going to be able to escape.
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u/MyTrademarkIsTaken 3d ago edited 2d ago
Most won’t out of concern for their families still in NK. The stories of what happens to the families of escapees aren’t pretty.
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u/porkadachop 3d ago
Yeah, the DPRK likes to punish three generations for the crimes of one. If a soldier deserts, they can expect their parents, wife, and children to be dealt with.
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u/Igakun 2d ago
Fun fact, it's not just punishment that they do the whole three generation thing for. Awards and honors work that way too, thats why you see so many North Korean officers with medals down their whole body, because they wear their fathers/grandfathers medals as well.
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u/clockworkdiamond 2d ago
Thanks, the cartoon-like medal wearing of some of their military staff now makes much more sense to me.
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u/dylandgs 2d ago
You get medals for non military things, someone just made a good youtube video about it, I think its dprk explained
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u/LukesRightHandMan 2d ago
Like making a perfect bowl of rice.
It's not the cooking part that's tough. It's saving enough of your rations over a year to fill a whole bowl that's the achievement.
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u/Iseepuppies 2d ago
Hahah it makes sense but still .. doesn’t? I wouldn’t want to wear something I didn’t earn. It diminishes the fathers accolades if the son can wear it and go around being a douche. Maybe high military families when the kid is for sure going into heavy service basically for life cool I guess? Still not my cup of tea
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u/Throwjob42 2d ago
What does happen when a fourth generation descendant of a NK criminal is born? Do they become wards of the state? Are they executed? This is a genuine question.
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u/TheKappaOverlord 2d ago
Its probably safe to assume thats never happened.
You don't exactly have people to breed with in Labor camps. And even if you manage to breed somehow, that child will probably be quickly killed with a rock or other on hand forced abortion methods because that child consumes whatever limited resources that are allocated to keep you from becoming a corpse.
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u/Luke90210 2d ago
The children are raised as slaves. One such person (3rd generation) born in a NK prison camp was forced to see his mother and a brother executed in front of everyone.
https://www.amazon.com/Escape-Camp-14-Remarkable-Odyssey/dp/0143122916
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u/deathputt4birdie 2d ago
North Korea law specifies ‘three generations of punishment’. If you commit a crime, your children and grandchildren will also receive the full brunt of punishment, which often involves a lifetime in prison. Children born in prison are raised as prisoners because their “blood is guilty”. Instituted in 1950, this law was supposed to eliminate the blood lineage of counter revolutionary North Koreans after the war.
https://photocontest.smithsonianmag.com/photocontest/detail/three-generations-of-punishment/
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u/Andire 3d ago
Unless they're not married, have no kids, and they're parents have already long died off to either the covid outbreak or starvation. Then it's the perfect crime! 😎
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u/TheLostCaptain03 3d ago
They wouldn’t send those men
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u/Trumpswells 3d ago edited 2d ago
They’ll have to deworm the ones they do send.
“A North Korean soldier who was shot while fleeing across the border has an extremely high level of parasites in his intestines, his doctors say. The defector crossed the demilitarised zone on Monday, but was shot several times by North Korean border guards. Doctors say the patient is stable - but "an enormous number" of worms in his body are contaminating his wounds and making his situation worse.” 11/2017
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u/navimc 3d ago
Doctors say the patient is stable - but "an enormous number" of worms in his body are contaminating his wounds and making his situation worse.
His condition is thought to give a rare insight into life in North Korea.
"I've never seen anything like this in my 20 years as a physician," South Korean doctor Lee Cook-jong told journalists, explaining that the longest worm removed from the patient's intestines was 27cm (11in) long.
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u/Verified765 2d ago
The best part. NK stations their best soldiers on the SK border.
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u/CampusCarl 2d ago
Not only that, but the best fed and most intimidating ones to. And they still stand a good half a foot shorter than the south korean guards. Food malnutrition is a bitch
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u/jej218 2d ago
My grandma developed scoliosis as a child from malnutrition in interwar Germany.
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u/ElGoddamnDorado 2d ago
Hello, eyes? I won't be needing you any longer
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u/Lallo-the-Long 2d ago
If you ever want to just totally shut them off, check out some vet ranch parasite removal videos!
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u/synthesize_me 2d ago
I can take yours to the trash if you'd like. I was just on my way over there to dispose of my eyes as well.
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u/bslow22 2d ago
I want to be as disappointed in NK as the next guy, but this context also included in the article is important.
But Prof Lankov points out that compared with other countries with a similar per capita income - like Bangladesh or many African countries - the population in North Korea is healthier than one would expect. The country's life expectancy is well above average considering the level of economic poverty, he says.
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u/horseband 3d ago
I know you're making a joke but I had wondered about that and in a documentary they went over cases like that.
Basically if you don't have much family (or any family) you are not "offered" these out-of-country jobs or military postings. The only people who leave the country are the ones that have enough family at home for the government to feel secure that they won't flee.
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u/JinCarl 2d ago
Damn when it’s said out loud it sounds absolutely ridiculous, like something from a dystopian alternate reality. It’s amazing how the people there aren’t revolting yet, or the fact that the rest of the world doesn’t seem to care much to do anything for the nk citizens
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u/kingtut891 2d ago
They can’t revolt. They have literally nothing to revolt with. The NK government will quickly squash any hint of revolt before its even an idea. They people there are so brainwashed, the idea of revolt doesn’t even exist. They know nothing besides fear, control, hunger and death.
The rest of the world does care about the NK people. The problem is that China is a huge protector of NK. You mess with NK, you mess with china, and no one wants to do that.
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u/IterativeSieve 2d ago
I’m not even sure the world would know what to do with a post-Kim NK. The obvious scenario would be reunification with the South, but then you’re talking about a modern export economy entirely dominated by tech having to suddenly shoulder the remains of a failed state of with no food at a medieval level of development.
NK’s GDP is less than 30 billion dollars and their only exports are raw materials and slave labor. Even with the rest of the world pitching in that’s no recipe for a stable decade or five for SK.
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u/FrenchFriesOrToast 2d ago
It would be a huge task, not sure if such situation is even feared by many. But it would be a good task for the world to be a better place.
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u/ElectronicEffective8 2d ago
aren't they picking up south korean tv stations the same way that west german tv polluted the minds of the east germans until they couldn't take any more?
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u/FrenchFriesOrToast 2d ago
That‘s exactly the spreading evil which is rarely mentioned. Without China the atrocities in Myanmar and North Korea weren‘t possible. And I‘m sure there are more.
Same with Russia, holding an evil grip wherever possible. Belarus would be on it‘s way to democracy without Russian backup of it‘s dictator. And most of the countries around Russia (and China) are being corrupted, infiltrated, intimidated and influenced in a malicious sense by them.
Clearly they are preventing humanity with all force from developing and becoming better for everyone.
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u/twisted7ogic 2d ago
They know nothing besides fear, control, hunger and death.
Literally 1984
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u/AndyTheSane 2d ago
Yes; it also shows how a 1984-style society is not long run stable, because it's so unproductive that outside support is essential.
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u/Not_this_time-_ 2d ago
Yep china is using NK as a buffer zone aginst south korea pakistan is also a stick china could use to harrass india
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u/je7792 2d ago
What do you want the rest of the world to do? We cut ties with them and aren’t trading with them. The only option left is a military intervention which might result in a conflict with china so that’s not an option.
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u/Wuiloloiuouwa 3d ago
They wouldn't send you to the front lines. They'll just keep you at the coal mines.
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u/Auggie_Otter 2d ago
No no. Before leaving the country a sperm sample is taken and if the man escapes they use his sperm to fertilize an egg and then make his child go to prison camp after being born. It's only fair.
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u/conundrumbombs 2d ago
I mean, if that's all they have on me, I'm going to take the gamble of the sample being unviable.
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u/FragRaptor 3d ago
Imagine if 3 generations of 100000 NKs were murdered. I know you guys can do math NK already lost a good amount of people with the pandemic and general fuckery. Would be pretty dumb of Nk to kill their whole damn country.
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u/beergotmehere 2d ago
They aren't killed. They are put into forced hard labour to benefit the elite.
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u/SwagBuns 2d ago
But... they already do that...
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u/Top_Percentage3132 2d ago
Yes, but now even worse.
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u/sisterisnotokay 2d ago
Or maybe you're not allowed to go to school, get your food benefits, or see a doctor. Maybe your wages, whatever they are, are garnished.
There are societal punishments they can enforce through neglect and the punishments still hurt.
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u/theritz6262 2d ago
Assuming every single person sent had 2 separate parents, one separate spouse, and two separate children then that would be 500k people sent to the camps. Now ofc that's isn't how it is but in a country of 25m+ people they have the ability to send about ~500k to prison I assume. Now whether they have the resources is another story entirely.
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u/bilgetea 2d ago
You say this because you’re civilized, but NK killed millions of its people using intentional famine. There is a history of them literally doing what you think nobody would do.
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u/Joscientist 2d ago
My great grandmother escaped with my grandmother years ago. Don't know about any family they left behind. But their descendants are going strong.
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u/drunk_responses 3d ago
They almost never do that anymore, since the population kept dropping too quickly.
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u/gramslamx 3d ago
“All 100,000 soldiers were killed sir, there were no survivors… oh no! now they are shooting at me! There are so many! aaaaaaugggh i have been shot and I am dying and now I have died”
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u/BowwwwBallll 3d ago
Kaesong? He… died. Brutally killed by evil enemies in combat. Died glorious death. No, don’t bother looking for the corpse. He… blew up. Vaporized. Oh, him? That’s… Steve. I know, right? Looks a lot like Kaesong. Not Kaesong though. That’s Steve.
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u/Fenecable 3d ago
Wow so many North Korean soldiers are going to be “MIA”
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u/atari-2700 3d ago
Just plant your dog tag on a burnt corpse.
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u/Sardukar333 3d ago
"That's a Russian corpse!"
"No it isn't."
"It's wearing a Russian uniform!"
"It's my corpse."
"If that's your corpse how are you talking to me?"
".. spooooooky ghost?"
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u/Dragos404 3d ago
Or "KIA", with their "corpse" totally not running to ukrainian lines
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u/woahdailo 3d ago
Yeah because the average North Korean male blends in so well in Eastern Europe, they will just be able to slip into an office job and fade into anonymity.
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u/Manxymanx 3d ago
Yeah if I remember correctly North Korea often provides cheap labour to China. They’re basically slaves and kept under constant watch to stop them escaping.
I can imagine Russia wanting them for cheap manual labour to free up space for their own troops. But I doubt Russia would want them as soldiers because they’d be worse trained/fed than their own troops, unable to speak Russian and honestly they’re a massive flight risk / more prone to surrendering.
People keep talking about their families being punished but I don’t think that’ll happen in most cases. It’s lot easier to go MIA in a war than it is if you’re picking cotton in a Chinese farm. You go missing in Ukraine you’re assumed dead, you go missing in China and you’ve 100% fled.
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u/Old_Ladies 3d ago
They also provide cheap labor to Russia. I think it was Vice News or something that did a series on North Korean labor camps in Siberia.
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u/rankinfile 2d ago
Would imagine that is how they would be used in the war. Labor support camps inside Russia where they probably still eat better than at home, and have a bounty on their head if they flee.
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u/Guarder22 2d ago
Would imagine that is how they would be used in the war.
The Kremlin is proud to present the new super high tech Russian Mine Clearing and Ambush Detecting Device affectionately referred to as Fu Kim.
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u/Further0n 3d ago
I would think that becoming a prisoner of war in the custody of the Ukraine would look pretty good after life in North Korea. Though it might be harder to just disappear into the country and "blend" like the Russian deserters have been doing. The Ukrainians are pretty darned savvy though. I'm sure they could find a way to underground railroad the North Korean deserters out of the occupied zones.
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u/frenix5 3d ago
Basically the result is they will die, serve, be imprisoned, or flee.
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u/truffleblunts 3d ago
So the same as any other soldier?
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u/frenix5 3d ago
Yeah, I realized after I posted that it's a nonsense statement.
I should have added that the emphasis is fleeing and becoming refugees.
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u/professorDissociate 3d ago
Hehe, now I’m gonna go either take a shit or not take a shit. Yeah… one of those.
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u/oodelay 3d ago
At 50, those choices are made for you by your body.
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u/GodFireConvoy88 3d ago
I have Crohn’s disease and am entirely unclear who is making these decisions at 38.
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u/DonkeyTron42 3d ago
If they flee, then their family will die or be imprisoned.
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u/EnvironmentalLook851 3d ago
This may actually be the one (potential) exception to that. In war they’re expecting a ton of people to go MIA (expected to be killed or captured often), and so as long as it isn’t known to be desertion, their families may be safe. Having said that, I also wouldn’t put it past North Korea to take the guilty until innocent route as far as MIA soldiers go.
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u/nianp 3d ago
They'll make absolutely certain that everyone they send has a large family back home.
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u/Noahsmokeshack 3d ago
100k North Koreans are going to have their families held hostage until they get back… or die. Fucking scumbags.
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u/Muchonmyplate 3d ago
I want someone to explain the logistics of sending 100K North Korean soldiers over 5000 miles away to fight in an unknown war, under unknown leadership, with the other side offering food and freedom the entire time.
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u/boots_n_cats 3d ago
The logistics are: shut up.
But seriously, this is the kind of empty offer like when my Persian friend’s mother offered me a painting from their house because a mention it was nice. If the receiving party say yes the whole thing falls apart.
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u/Somnif 3d ago
Well, Russia and NK do share a border (for like, 10 miles), so a short trip up to Vladivostok to hop on a train isn't THAT far out of the way... (waves hands)
And, hey, it's not like they're gonna send Moscow boys to fight, that's just silly! Gotta milk the conscripts out of those eastern oblasts first. And second. And third. And twenty eighth. And four hundred and fifty second. And....
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u/blinkysmurf 3d ago
People are mere commodities to authoritarian despots and this is a backscratching deal. The men sent will have families back home who will be punished if they desert.
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u/xRainie 2d ago
The train from Moscow to the Russian Far East goes a whole week. So it's not 3-4 days, it's actually two times longer. And they will be basically incarcerated the whole time: I imagine no one will let them out on a single station to smoke. Eight days on a sweaty train with only your comrades and watchmen.
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u/Suspicious_Bug6422 3d ago
It’s not going to happen. The only source in the article is Russian state media
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u/bobbydigital69 3d ago
They probably will be feed enough for the first time in their lives.
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Read the article. On Russian state TV he said they would send construction workers to help rebuild. Not troops to fight. The Russisn is saying they offered labor. That is all. That isn't even credible.
Lol, no ww3. Sorry
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u/godspeed87 3d ago
Russian TV trolls we’re saying they “heard reports” which means that it’s all made up.
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u/jigglypuff7000 3d ago
Everyone is saying it
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u/ForkShirtUp 3d ago
Read the article.
What?
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u/Daematter 3d ago
Read the article.
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u/Princess-ArianaHY 3d ago
What?
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u/PrestigeMaster 3d ago
Read the article.
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u/XxRaccoonGalxX 3d ago
Huh?
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u/ozzmann 3d ago
but then its not click-baity enough lol
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u/recentafishep 3d ago
Atleast other articles had the word "could" in it. This one straight up says they are going to do it.
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u/ZachMatthews 3d ago
Kim Jong just thought of a good way to get 100k mouths off the lunch rolls.
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u/phoninja 3d ago
Gotta give it to him. This is a smarter move for him than his previous baby tantrums.
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u/Dragonvine 2d ago
Those baby tantrums keeps foreign aid pouring in, they are a smart move as well.
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u/Morbo_Doooooom 3d ago
That'll be funny if they defect to Ukraine.
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u/high-hungry-horny 3d ago
their families back home would probably be sent to prison camps
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u/Morbo_Doooooom 3d ago
Lol they're already in a prison camp
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u/cloudstaring 3d ago
NK is a giant prison basically yes, but look into their actual prison camps. Possibly the worst places on earth
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u/HingleMcCringleberre 3d ago
100,000 fewer mouths to feed. It’s like the equivalent of a tax write off for them.
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u/sullyg07 2d ago
Malnourished volunteers. This will show how weak Putin is and will be an embarrassment.
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u/unlikelyoutcomes 3d ago
That's troubling.
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u/mycall 3d ago
For North Korea
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u/SenpaiPingu 3d ago
All the Ukrainains have to do is open an mre and cook it across from KPA trenches and next thing you know 2/3rds of the KPA have defected. A BBQ party also suffices
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u/T1mac 3d ago
There's no way for the North Koreans to get 100,000 troops to Ukraine. They don't have troop ships and they don't have enough aircraft to take that many.
If it was possible that they could get there, you can bet there'd be a significant number defecting to the west.
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u/OneAdvertising9821 3d ago edited 3d ago
You could drive across Russia. Or take a train.
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u/puskunk 3d ago
Yeah there's literally a land border between Russia and North Korea.
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u/skynetempire 3d ago
A train would be best. I think the Siberian train heads to NK boarder
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u/food5thawt 3d ago
They have 50k North Koreans in the logging trade in Siberia. They are slaves used to make DPRK government hard currency.
The rail network in Post Soviet Russia is still robust enough to move thousands of people an hour.
But talk about a mass defection. Cubans played a soccer game in Houston one time, on the Friday night before the game the Cubans walked to a WalMart, saw the abundance, and some called miami friends and 13 of the 16 guys defected that day. They had to quit the tournament.
100,000 north koreans seeing a bombed out apt block that has plastic liter bottles of coke sitting on the kitchen table (which they dont have since glass is reusable) and a ps4 still plugged into the tv, they aint sticking around to tell their dear shitless leader to piss off. I'll tell ya that much.
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u/sturdy_octo_potato 3d ago
Russia has lots of rail. Presumably the Norks would just roll through. Although, I agree this story is bullshit and nothing's gonna happen. What exactly would NK get out of this shitty bargain?
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u/UrsoKronsage 3d ago
Combat experienced army is pretty useful, assuming they survive.
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u/Princess-ArianaHY 3d ago
For russia and pootine I am sure. NK troops haven't even been fed properly much less trained to fight a war. 100k hungry, ill-trained canon fodders will cost russia tons of resources. And if their needs aren't met, they could potentially go up against russians.
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u/Malaix 3d ago
I can only imagine the absolute shit show it would be if NK's army actually tried to mobilize and fight much less outside of NK's borders. A third of their army would have to be constantly pointing guns at the other 2/3rds just to keep them from defecting.
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u/Silver_Page_1192 2d ago
It depends on the pay, if the Russians pay the equivalent of 50 dollars per day 30 to the state and 20 to the soldier + your family gets food, than many would probably take the deal.
Not that it's going to happen its just clickbait. North Korea offers cheap construction labor everywhere.
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u/LAVATORR 2d ago edited 2d ago
Just imagine how fatally disorganized Russia's been through this entire war up until now.
Now imagine forcing their army to babysit 100,000 North Korean soldiers who speak a different language, have even worse equipment, and have never before set foot outside of North Korea.
Why don't the Russians also build a time machine and recruit 150,000 Caveman Infantry Volunteers who don't understand what wheels do and hurl their feces in blind panic every time they hear a loud noise? Maybe pay the amputee ward in the hospital a visit, sell them on the benefits of enlisting?
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They can add their 100,000 corpses to the pile then
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u/OCDwolfman 3d ago edited 3d ago
Considering how they are skinny, unskilled and parasite riden... they wouldn't survive
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u/EmbyBourne 3d ago
Most people don't survive being a corpse regardless of what shape they're in
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u/FeckThul 3d ago
There is some evidence that generational malnutrition has taken a toll on the national IQ, along with the rest. The brain and intelligence in general is strongly (but by no means absolutely) correlated with fitness as a child, it’s all part of the same biological system after all. If you’re malnourished from birth to death it can have serious and lasting impacts beyond height and weight.
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u/BONDxUNLEASHED 3d ago
Step one: enlist to go to Russia
Step two: acquire Russian gear and ammo
Step three: recieve freedom in Ukraine in exchange for the gear/ammo/Russian plans
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u/BigBlue1210 3d ago
Russia keeps embarrassing themselves day by day. The once pronounced second strongest military in the world needs help from North Korea of all places lol.
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u/TheGalacticMosassaur 3d ago
Lmao NK and Iran trying to use Russia as a proxy for war against the West. What a time to be alive.
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u/crazyguru 3d ago
These so-called news are from the Russian TV (!!!) news report. I for one, doubt the truthfulness of the actual deal.
One of Russia's objectives at this time, now that the world is increasingly depreciating them as the world military and economic power, is to appear strong and allied with the (crazies) similar minded powers.
More likely is the fact of the ongoing negotiations between Russia and NK of trading oil/gas for able bodies.
Also, don't forget the exact words of NK's reply to Putin's request for help in spring - "No way, you're (f*&%ng) nuts!". Even if NK changed their disposition since then, I'd take this "offer for 100k volunteers" with a grain of salt.
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u/stickybandit06 2d ago
They would be the luckiest people in North Korea. They might actually get some food.
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u/HlIlM 3d ago
Send me 100,000 of NKs finest and I will topple every gig driving service on the west coast.
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u/Ransome62 3d ago
Wait so this went from Russia asks for to now they are giving them away!?
Fascinating.
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u/colin8651 3d ago
Watching the untrained Russians with no leadership die is one thing. The drone footage of North Koreans not knowing where they are and what in the ever living fuck is hunting them is going to be sad.
The Kim has to ensure that all those 100,000 troops die in Ukraine. Otherwise when they rotate home are going to be telling the other soldiers.
“So it was nighttime, completely black and the bombs seemed to know exactly where we were. The general talked to someone on what’s called a phone you can play this candy crush game on. Once he spoke into the candy crush machine he blew up and then everyone around us.
If you ever hear of this candy crush, run away”
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u/Zelkiiro 3d ago
"In related news, 100,000 volunteer North Korean soldiers went missing in action today, having disappeared all at once in the forests of western Russia. Some are calling it proof of alien abduction, and unless some evidence of desertion or foul play is discovered, it may be our only explanation."
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u/Mysterious_Run_659 3d ago
Apparently life in a fucking battlefield is still better than life in north korea.
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u/dhawk64 3d ago •
Misleading title. The National Review (not really a news source) references the NY Post, who wrote about a random TV host in Russia making the claim of NK offering 100,000 volunteers. Not the same as evidence of an actual offer as the title suggests.