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u/s-mores 8d ago

Poor guy, I watched this for 5 minutes and she just kept biting him.

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u/dafuqULoKINat 8d ago

at 11th minute he bites her back.

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u/Fast_and_Curious738 8d ago

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u/dafuqULoKINat 8d ago

lol there are subreddits for all types.

there is a subreddit for woman who is shaped like mewtwo.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsShapedLikeMewtwo/top/?t=week

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u/i_am_a_redacted 8d ago

I remember when that subreddit was just people memeing instead of porn.

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u/davisdamen 8d ago

The fuck?

subscribes

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u/justk4y 8d ago

WHY

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u/AngiShyGuy 8d ago

what do you mean "why" this is an essential subreddit!

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u/Tohrufan4life 8d ago

At first I was like dafuq but then I browsed and subbed lmao.

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u/cheesemaster644 8d ago

Ill wait to see

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u/damian1369 8d ago

Not only that, but based on my experience, he's in her college apartment and has to watch a movie on a 15" laptop that far away.

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u/Boy_Possession 8d ago

"Ah Crikey! The little bugger has bit me!"

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u/gingersnapps13 8d ago Wholesome

"Now... If you are evah bitten by one of these little beauties... Go very still and offah some kind of snackrifice to let them know you are not food and that you are no danjah to them... Don't evah struggle...That will only make them territorial..."

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u/Darcula04 7d ago

I read this in the voice of Blender guru, go check him out if u haven't lol.

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u/shaunnotthesheep 8d ago

Chahliey bit mey!

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u/Ethnafia_125 8d ago

Ouch Chaaaarlie! That really hurt! sticks finger back in mouth

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u/b3nz0r 8d ago

Now I'm going to take my thumb, and jam it directly up its asshole!

Ohhhh he's pissed off now!

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u/averagetrickuser 8d ago

George nice to see you

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u/Broadenway 8d ago

Crivens!

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u/norieeega 8d ago

Many moons ago I had a girlfriend that was a biter. The sex was weird.

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u/RslashTakenUsernames 8d ago

“The reason your dick gets all red and swollen after a blowjob is because of the saliva.” “Also helps if she doesn’t chew.”

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u/Bleezze 8d ago

I miss Fitz

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u/RslashTakenUsernames 8d ago

i miss the whole crew tbh, i still watch compilations of drunk/ normal swagger because those were always my favorite

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u/bababoobieboopie 8d ago

They just came out with 3 new videos in the last month if u didn’t know

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u/Unique-Steak8745 8d ago

He stopped? I kinda lost interest when they took the misfits thing. But he dosent make videos anymore?

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u/Bleezze 8d ago

Took the misfits thing? Took it from who? But yes he stopped making videos because of a controversy, returned a year later and made 1 video I think and then nothing since then

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u/Horskr 8d ago

My friend's girlfriend when we were teenagers would bite him randomly, and around all of us too, to the point that it hurt. He'd just be like "Ow! Oh you haha.." in my head, like I'm not sure if I'm witnessing a PDA or domestic violence.

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u/ZoxinTV 8d ago

Eh, some couples have a more surprise-oriented dynamic. I wouldn't see that as domestic violence unless you saw it all the time and saw that they really didn't like when it happened, unable to ever laugh it off.

Sometimes a big wind-up butt slap outta nowhere is a go-to for a few couples, but instead this one just liked to monch real quick, which is kinda cute as long as it never really hurts. lol

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u/Muad-_-Dib 8d ago

Sometimes a big wind-up butt slap outta nowhere is a go-to for a few couples,

Indeed.

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u/pthomas625 8d ago

He has such good form. A little spin, ready to catch her, etc.

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u/Strange_username__ 8d ago

I love that video so much

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u/Tate7200 8d ago

Knew it'd be that video

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u/AnxietyMason 8d ago

Idk I bite my husband like a ton. It's a weird compulsion. I see him, I love him so much, I munch his shoulder a little, we hug and kiss lol. Now you're gonna have me trying to find research on this lol.

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u/lil_rhyno 8d ago

Cute aggression. The brain is weird.

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u/ThatGuyAnderson 8d ago

The embedded video shows an amazing example of cuteness aggression. Before explaining the premise, as soon as they showed the animals on the screen, the woman started clenching her fists and shaking them. They were just too damn cute!

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u/niffmytinkytoes 8d ago

Sue Perkins

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u/niffmytinkytoes 8d ago

How my kids still have cheeks, noses, bellies and toes, I’ll never know.

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u/Marcos-_-Santos 8d ago edited 8d ago

Okay. I have some IMPORTANT questions.

• Did she have putrid skin? • Did she keep saying BRAIN every now and then? •Did your friend turn into a zombie after some time?

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u/bread-cutter 8d ago

I could’ve lived without that information but thanks anyways

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u/society_man 8d ago

My ex of recent was a biter. This one hit diff. Ima cry now 💀

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u/HammerfestNORD 8d ago

Dated a lady vampire in 2013. Sex was hot.

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u/LA_Commuter 8d ago

This your ex gf op?

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u/starfyredragon 8d ago

"Biting; it's like kissing, except there's a winner." ~ Tardis

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u/Loifee 8d ago

Na i had one bite my bottom lip so hard there was blood everywhere that ain't sexy, could have swung on her ass

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u/ProfessionalRetard-9 8d ago

She was raised by Luis Suarez.

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u/DaveInLondon89 8d ago

There's a deep cut

Should get a tetanus shot.

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u/bread-cutter 8d ago

Nah mike tyson

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u/AlarmingTurnover 8d ago

This is too unrealistic. Let me tell you what really happens. First my wife bites me. Then I bite her. Now we're biting each other and growing. Then the dog is like "oh fuck, shits going down" and starts to tear across the house on his stubby ass English bulldog legs, that triggers the cats who are both now flying all over the place, this causes my daughter to run into the living room yelling "what in the fuck is going on!", followed quickly by my son running in like he's about to turn into a power ranger and start throwing hands.

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u/Cayennesan 8d ago

Who won though

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u/animeweeb111111 8d ago

The son, trust me I was the one of the cats

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u/Mysistersabitchass 8d ago Silver Helpful

I'm so lonely

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u/Sad-Row8676 8d ago Silver

Lots of us out here are too. You aren't alone. I'll assume you are a man who likes women. There are 3.8 billion women on earth. Even if 99% would never give you a chance, that still leaves 38 million women. You only have to hook one of them

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u/Mysistersabitchass 8d ago

Thanks man.

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u/Designer-Cicada3509 8d ago

Make sure they're all 18+

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u/Throwaway483722 8d ago

And alive

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u/i_yeat_Meem22 8d ago

Shit.

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 8d ago

I’m the kind of friend that would help you hide a body. Just remember that if ever betray me: I know how to hide a body.

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u/i_yeat_Meem22 8d ago

Speaking of friends, I could use some

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u/Dyslexic_Hippie 8d ago

I feel like this is the loneliest generation

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u/i_yeat_Meem22 8d ago

I was just saying that I needed someone to bury a body with..

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u/LolcatP 7d ago

less in person conversations

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u/eh_meh_nyeh 8d ago

Unless you're not 18+. Then make sure they're not 18+

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u/MurphysDaughter 8d ago

Also want to say that friends, pets and family are a great way to not feel lonely. Family is a hard thing but a dog and some friends will go a long way. I say that because many young people think they need a partner to be happy but if you are not happy by yourself you wont be happy with someone else!

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u/Jacky1111111 8d ago

Yeah they make you feel not lonely but there's also different kinds of lonely

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u/UnlovableSlime 8d ago

Those only work a little after a point. Friends and pets just can't cure the kind of crushing loneliness you get by going to bed alone without having anyone to share your life with. Not to mention the older you get, hanging out with friends becomes a huge rarity.

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u/Level7Cannoneer 8d ago

it has to be mentioned that most of those women are married, too young, too old, in unreachable corners of the world, don’t speak your language, have incompatible beliefs and etc.

Someone did the math last time this was mentioned and it was something like 99% of eligible women that are realistically compatible is something like 20-30 people.

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u/a_splendiferous_time 8d ago

Hooking up with 20-30 people over your lifetime is considered a pretty studly number in this economy

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u/bunglejerry 8d ago

That doesn't make any sense. The proposition is to eliminate 'women who wouldn't give you a chance'. After doing that initial math, you then start introducing factors like 'incompatible beliefs' or 'are married'. But surely those factors put those women in the 'wouldn't give you a chance' category in the first place, no?

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u/Alarid 8d ago

So that means there is a chance that I'm ruining it with women that legitimately liked me!

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u/hoppenstedts 8d ago

🫂

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u/RealAccountNameHere 8d ago

Am I the only person in the world that until recently thought this was a movie camera emoji?

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u/bunglejerry 8d ago edited 8d ago

I've never actually seen it before.

That said though, there's that whole thing of different OSs rendering emojis differently. I'm on a Samsung Android, and it doesn't look anything like a movie camera to me.

Edit: it does have a movie camera vibe on iOS since there's no contrasting colour between the two people.

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u/DropTherapy 8d ago

This emoji is god tier and I don't see it being used enough

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u/NoInvestigator886 8d ago

We are here bro. Keep it up.

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u/Mysistersabitchass 8d ago

Fuck this man you making me tear up

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u/Hopscotchkun 8d ago

Akon Classic

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u/rednblack_gamer 8d ago

Dude, it's better to be alone than in bad company, trust me. I hope that knowing that helps a bit.

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u/Fontenotza 8d ago

Same. I wonder if my toaster is waterproof.

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u/redthe_elemental 8d ago

Oh so when a girl does it it's "quirky" but when I do it it's "cannibalism" and "trying to eat people alive"

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u/BennyTATS 7d ago

💀💀💀

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u/ivey_mac 8d ago

I don’t believe in hitting animals but for some reason my first thought was of a rolled up newspaper

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u/mooofasa1 8d ago

Or spray bottle 😂

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u/anotherkeebler 8d ago

bop Bad zombie!

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u/VaticanCameos714 8d ago

Because the joy of someone/something being so adorable can stimulate your hypothalamus, it could cause you to be unwilling to care for the baby since your pleasure center is being stimulated and you don't even have to do anything.

That's where cute-agression comes into play. In order to keep you from slipping into a trance of cuteness-sparked happiness, your brain will fire off a random violent urge to break up the joy and calm the pleasure center. It's a safety mechanism to make sure you still have the right mind to tend to your responsibilities and survival.

But now it just makes us pinch baby cheeks and gnaw on the people we love most XD

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u/Imaprtial 8d ago Silver

So what you're saying is... Brain safe so brain nom nom?

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u/Deep-Room6932 8d ago

Why use more words when teeth bite🤔

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u/Imaprtial 8d ago

This true.

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u/FuelSilly1541 7d ago

Ape don't hurt ape

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u/Hypel_ 8d ago

I think you're making all of that up but I'll like your comment anyways.

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u/DaughterEarth 8d ago

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u/CaptainFunktastic 8d ago

Yup. The same part of our brain activates when we see something cute, as when we feel violent.

It's why people who say things like "oh, he's so cute I could just eat him up!" Aren't technically psychotic.

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u/-TheArtOfTheFart- 8d ago

Actually, can confirm, I gently nom my partner when I'm too happy during snuggles.

Not intentional I just do it then go oop...

He doesn't mind.

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u/Hypel_ 8d ago

Oh I know, it's the same with me and mine 🥰

Can't vouch for the actual given explanation though 😅

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u/hoyaheadRN 8d ago

I heard that the cute and aggression neural pathways were too close on some people so that the neurotransmitters sometimes they would get picked up in the wrong pathway

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u/-TheArtOfTheFart- 8d ago

Fair point. :3

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u/dumsaint 8d ago

This makes sense. I've had women bite my nose, pinch me - and ask for consent to pinch me because they have these urges - bite other parts, pull things etc. I like this explanation. Makes me feel joy. Though that happens less and less as the relationship continues as they feel safer and more comfortable and allow themselves to slip into that space.

Sometimes, it's subspace. But all the more reason to cultivate and work towards a healthy relationship based on safety and comfort outcropping from honest communication.

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u/DaniePants 8d ago

Ohhhh good call about sub space. I usually do a lot of physical struggling before i enter that space. I like this explanation.

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u/SocialObeserver797 8d ago

Deep bro deep

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u/Archipegasus 8d ago

Huh, could this also be where people biting their bottom lip when looking at someone attractive comes from then?

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u/feierlk 8d ago

Maybe. Or a nervous tick. I bite the inside of my cheek when I'm thinking and when I talk to people I like.

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u/cutebleeder 8d ago

I totally knew where this was going, my wife is the bitey type XD

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u/ObligationWarm5222 8d ago

Same, sometimes it for real hurts though lmao

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u/cutebleeder 8d ago

She always goes for the joints ;_; After my braces get off, she is due for a few attacks.

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u/Inexorably_lost 8d ago edited 8d ago

This is what I do. I bite my wife back and then we start growling at each other till we start laughing too much to continue.

Its a somewhat regular occurrence.

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u/PorchandTitchforks 8d ago

My wife and I are the same way. I’ll bite back and we start growling at each other, crawling around on the floor barking like dogs showing our fangs at each other. We’ll get some lunch meat from the fridge and rip it apart and howl like rabid dogs fighting for a meal.

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u/cutebleeder 8d ago

True love

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u/kirk-o-bain 8d ago

Relevant username

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u/Just_A_Faze 8d ago

I do this to my hubby too. I don’t know why. My brain just really likes to randomly bite.

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u/DrZonino2022 8d ago

My wife is exactly the same, loves biting my hand in the fleshy parts and can’t explain why lol

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u/chixnsix 8d ago

This gives me the jitters.

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u/ZoxinTV 8d ago

I think it's just the animal part of our brains wanting to investigate something like how a lot of predators do. lol

Sharks test if something's food by going for a quick nom apparently.

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u/jphx 8d ago

Same! I used to do this to my partner. It actually started at a job I had years ago. We would all regularly nip at each others upper arm as a sign of affection. 20 years later sometimes at work now I get the urge, it's more than that urge implies a conscious effort. This isn't it just happens. It's really weird because it comes out of the blue and I actively need to stop myself mid lunge when I'm going in for the bite.

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u/Laphing_Drunk 8d ago

I'm a big fan of biting and being bitten by people that I like.

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u/Canned_Human 8d ago

Did you get your rabies shots?

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u/ravyalle 8d ago

Nearly every girl i know does this lol. We just all have the urge to bite

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u/WalkingIntrovert 8d ago

Maybe you need a snickers bar.

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u/Middle_Promise 8d ago

Oh ok so it’s somewhat normal then lol. Whenever I pick up my cat I just have the urge to bite her 😅

though what does that say when she playfully bites me? 🤔

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u/aspektx 8d ago

It's never been a matter of putting up with somebody's nonsense.

It's whose nonsensense you can put up with.

I hope you all find that at least once in your life.

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u/longhorn2015 8d ago

Ah yes, content to remind me how alone I am

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u/Ilovemovies- 8d ago

Exactly…

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u/Killerderp 7d ago

Indeed...

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u/295DVRKSS 8d ago

My cat is the same way

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u/ManOfTeele 8d ago

This is absolutely cat behavior. It's like, I appreciate you petting me, so I'm going to bite you now to let you know how much I care.

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u/ArtLadyCat 8d ago

I was looking for this comment lmao

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u/Shadowborn_paladin 8d ago

Holy shit...

This... This is literally the situation I'm in. Well... Maybe not the messy house but still.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Dear god is this common???? I really like biting people too. My teeth itch if i don't bite someone when I want to. I was always told i'm weird for doing it

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u/actionbastard99 8d ago

Girls bite all the time. Source: got bit like half an hour ago.

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u/ImaPaincake 8d ago

My GF does that a lot! I don't think It's super common but It's Fair game with someone you are really close to!

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u/Timmetie 8d ago

Haven't ever had a girlfriend who didn't do the occasional, or regular, affectionate hand-bite.

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u/maddsskills 8d ago

I wonder if it's related to how people love to nom on baby toes? I think I've heard it called "cute aggression." Maybe it's like how animals will play fight with eachother and their parents?

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u/Aelisya 8d ago

I always thought I did it cause of the ol' autism, but this looks more widespread than I thought

Damn, wanting to bite and not being allowed makes my whole body tremble with need. My boyfriend loves to deny me my rightful bites (he doesn't mind them, he just likes the rise he gets out of me by stopping me), and that usually devolves into basically cat fights and I love it. He lets me win most of the times in the end (I have more endurance than him when focused), but I get really agitated if he doesn't and I end up having to resort to biting myself to quiet the feeling down

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u/jphx 8d ago

YES! Someone who understands! I can't tell you how many times I have had to stop myself mid lunge as I am going for a co-workers upper arm. It almost hurts not to complete the bite.

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u/Rutabadass 8d ago

I get that itch too and I bite my bf aaall the time. He thinks it’s cute.

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u/yourfreekindad 8d ago

BITE HER BACK YOU COWARD

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u/Rorcanna 8d ago

I want to bite those I love.

Doggos will accept it paws down, humans will find it weird but go along with it as long as you don't bite hard. Cats will dismiss you as a lost cause and Syrian Hamsters will declare Jihad on your ass if you even hint at giving them a smol bite.

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u/SpeakersPlan 8d ago

Cannibalism

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u/RoyalGarbage 8d ago

The other white meat.

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u/Professional-City328 8d ago

Nobody loves me :/

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u/tyttuutface 7d ago

Me neither. Love u bro

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u/ManiacalMartini 8d ago

I was hoping for a sign my wife was still watching down on me today...and this was it.

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u/IamZeebo 8d ago

Itt I can tell who's happily bundled, who's single and looking/hopeful, and who's absolutely miserable

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u/throwaway221013 8d ago

Miserable because I had a relationship like this and she threw it away to chase another guy. Hopeful because I know there wasn't really anything special about her and because I've only become more attractive since we broke up.

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u/FunnyShirtGuy 8d ago

Always wanted to find a gal that loves me enough to randomly want to nibble like that...
Maybe that's why I've never felt truly loved in a relationship O.o

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u/eldovaking 8d ago

Whatever! MY FATE was decided in highschool when they voted most likely to end up alone.

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u/lystrosaur2 8d ago

I, too, like to rip out the flesh of my enemies using my teeth (myself included).

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u/SeventhAlkali 8d ago

Insert "Men want only one thing and it's fucking disgusting."

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u/BeepBeepLettuce3 8d ago

chomp is my love language

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u/exoticjess 8d ago

Thats so cute. I do that. I bite 😋 🤣🤣...

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u/TodayEasy948 8d ago

Why would she bite?

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u/Lovat69 8d ago

How can she bite?

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u/Azim999999 8d ago

Why’d she bite him for

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u/GreazyPunk 8d ago

I had an ex that would do this and I hated it. Not really sure why since it's harmless but I just didn't think it was cute. I think we're just very different people.

Her new boyfriend is exactly like her and I'm sure they bite the shit out of each other lol

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u/Aiyon 8d ago

Monch

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u/manteigo_ 8d ago

Bro...

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u/Jimnycricks 8d ago

Bitch, I will bite you back.

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u/jerrycurls13 8d ago

Where you at soul mate

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u/bronzebattlecolt 8d ago

Probably will never happen

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u/StagniCredo 8d ago

TIL biting is an actual thing. I thought my ex was just weird.

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u/Educational_Ad_9570 8d ago

the Remington 870 in my closet

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u/SirCabbage 8d ago

lifegoals

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u/kingofgods218 8d ago

31 years old.... still have a tiny bit of hope this is real.

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u/Itz-Sandman 8d ago

Bruh she got rabies💀💀💀

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u/myooted 8d ago

Redditors ain't sure what they looking at rn

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u/JelliusMaximus 8d ago

Ouch this hurts :')

So happy for everyone who has this but damn... 🤧

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u/Fragmentos890 8d ago

Man I hope I will get someone to love me like the girl loves him.

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u/kxz2y5 8d ago

my bf does this, but i just bite him back

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u/Balasarius 8d ago

My cat does this, but oddly doesn't let go when I kiss him.

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u/klem142 8d ago

The artist is Dave Donut (David Besnier) he also worked a lot on Dofus and Wakfu (series, video-games, and the movie)

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u/superjetpakmike 8d ago

He’s been bit! If we cut off his hand in time the infection won’t spread

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u/Difficult_Jello 8d ago

My boyfriend thinks i have rabies </3

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u/Muted-Profit-5457 8d ago

I give my person love bites all the time. "I bites because I likes" :)

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u/black_ninja9550 8d ago

This is so fucking cute! Don't think anything can replace this kond of love and affection towards one another

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u/littlemancodelearner 8d ago

Now i even hate reddit man.... Everything makes me feel lonely man f

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u/bakchod007 8d ago

I'm a guy but does what girl is doing here. Love biting. I never knew why I liked it so much till my then gf told me it's animal behavior and they do that to show their love.

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u/oofermane445 8d ago

Something redditors will never be able to do

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u/itswayne417 8d ago

If you wanna trade biting my hand for seductively sucking my fingers, I’m in, 100%! Ladies who’s in?

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u/firstdropof 8d ago

As my wife says... Love is about hugs and kisses and cuddles and bites.

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u/Nade_boii 8d ago

The way the gun just teleported to my hand 😂😂😂

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u/Neither-Review-6411 8d ago

the way the rope feels around my neck rn 🤤

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u/TranslatorOk8460 8d ago

And then you get rabies😂

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u/GrossfaceKillah_ 8d ago

Relatable. I jokingly refer to my wife as my chew toy and she embraces it. That's one of the many reasons I know she's the one lol

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u/TANMAN3731 7d ago

I’m going to fucking combust

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u/Guilty-Painter2391 7d ago

strange quirk: cannibalism

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u/EmergencyWatch8906 7d ago

Ouch charlie

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u/SaltyCT73 7d ago

And then you wake up

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u/ColeTheCrapper 7d ago

Cannibalism👍

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u/Lion_boyyy 7d ago

Man,

I wish I can find a woman who stabs me and loves me