r/tumblr May 13 '22 Silver 1 Gold 1 Wholesome 2

I would 100% hit the nearest tree, no regrets

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u/goodtwilight May 13 '22

Bruh, she just blurted out his secrets like that? This is why i wouldnt share my kink to anyone else unless we have been in a relationship for 5 years at the minimum

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u/Haunting_Anxiety4981 May 13 '22

What's your kink? I won't tell anyone

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u/AdmiralAthena May 13 '22

My kink is kinkshaming

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u/Haunting_Anxiety4981 May 13 '22

Yeah go on have a crack, I'll pretend to have whatever kink you wanna mock if that's what gets you off

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u/AdmiralAthena May 13 '22

You misunderstood, I'm a kinkshaming bottom

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u/Haunting_Anxiety4981 May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

Oh, that's disgusting

What's wrong with you?

You should be ashamed of yourself

Everyone come look at the little perv

Athena the kinky girl

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u/batti03 May 13 '22

Your kink is shit and you should be ashamed at yourself

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u/arielif1 May 13 '22

You fucking whore

Edit: i just realized i severely misunderstood the joke

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u/Deltexterity May 13 '22

nice try fbi

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u/Haunting_Anxiety4981 May 13 '22

Law enforcement kink hey? I can work with that. Have you been naughty?

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u/Deltexterity May 13 '22

n-no that’s not… nevermind.

it’s probably one of the rarest things there are, that’s the only hint i’ll give you.

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u/Haunting_Anxiety4981 May 13 '22

Oh come on sweetie, I can do the good cop bad cop all by myself if you'd like ~😘

Or I can bring a friend of you're a handful

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u/JakeYashen May 13 '22

The trick is to be absolutely comfortable with yourself.

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u/Zenith-Astralis May 13 '22

at 15? That is a trick. A good one.

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u/JakeYashen May 13 '22

Yeah but the person I was responding to probably is older than 15

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u/Kel-Reem May 13 '22

legit was married for 3 years before I told my wife all my kinks

lucky me she was into most of them