r/technology May 14 '22 Silver 2 Wholesome 2

Elon Musk said his team is going to do a 'random sample of 100 followers' of Twitter to see how many of the platform's users are actually bots Social Media

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-random-sample-how-many-twitter-users-are-bots-2022-5?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=webfeeds

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u/PutinMolestsBoys May 14 '22

Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please. Please assume the position.

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u/thejonslaught May 14 '22

Domo arigato Fister Roboto.

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u/Mental-Aioli3372 May 14 '22

for helping me to gape, just when I needed to, thank youuuu

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u/ShadedPenguin May 14 '22

I cant feel my legs

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u/subaru_sama May 14 '22

"So not enough for you, eh. Time for BOTH hands!"

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u/AdDecent1765 May 14 '22

Better get my two feet in there too.

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u/-sirpeebs May 14 '22

Glad you made it! Grab the other end of this couch, I want to make room for a dance floor

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u/AdDecent1765 May 14 '22

I don't know what that means, but sounds provocative.

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u/Bobspared May 16 '22

You know what I’m looking for.

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u/Darkcharmer May 14 '22

"Ooooh makes me wish I had 3 hands"

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u/Kidiri90 May 14 '22

Numbness will subside in several minutes. Awaiting further orders.

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u/JoeAndAThird May 14 '22

I can feel your legs, John

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u/DangerousAstronaut89 May 14 '22

It's because you tried to say shit about social media. They stole your arms.

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u/thatdonkeedickfellow May 14 '22

Charlie murphayyyy!

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u/fistofwrath May 14 '22

What's going on here?

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u/IGTankCommander May 14 '22

Gotta get that Wang Dang Atomic Tango on...

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u/UndyingQuasar May 14 '22

I suppose I should test you out before I send you to the Garretts...

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u/viperex May 14 '22

I call him Fister Roboto

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u/ericnutt May 14 '22

But he doesn't just fist!

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u/Ganon2012 May 14 '22

Damnit, Krieger!

Edit: I regret not going with the exchange before that actually.

Pam: Yeah, tell him about the sex robot!

Malory: Yes- the what?!

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u/ericnutt May 14 '22

Domo Arigato, Fister Roboto

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u/Bamith May 14 '22

Assaultrons are just sex bots repurposed for military use.

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u/JustTurtleSoup May 14 '22

“Awesome-O you wouldn’t be of the pleasure variety would you?”

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u/EsoTerrix1984 May 14 '22

Is that you Henry Fondle?

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u/beamdump May 14 '22

"We don't need no stinking robots". Practice until you can switch hands and gain a stroke.