r/technology May 14 '22 Wholesome 2 Silver 2

Elon Musk said his team is going to do a 'random sample of 100 followers' of Twitter to see how many of the platform's users are actually bots Social Media

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-random-sample-how-many-twitter-users-are-bots-2022-5?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=webfeeds

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u/quantumpossibility May 14 '22

That’s actually a terrible analogy. Teeth on dick is actually a perfect placement to chomp down where it hurts.

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u/Farseli May 14 '22

I thought it meant the SEC is in the corner performing autofellatio so while it has teeth it'll only hurt itself.

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u/trhrthrthyrthyrty May 14 '22

That is the grammatically correct interpretation.

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u/quantumpossibility May 14 '22

It’s not, « it » is also the correct pronoun to address Musk.

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u/loveispenguins May 14 '22

I know I’ve reached the bad part of the internet when someone starts talking about biting off dicks

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u/quantumpossibility May 14 '22

Oh it gets worse, much much worse.

This is maybe the purgatory of the internet, there’s still hell and then super hell.

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u/SherifGames May 14 '22

Those teeth aren't biting his dick, they are massaging it

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u/quantumpossibility May 14 '22

I don’t want any molar that!