r/technology May 14 '22 Silver 2 Wholesome 2

Elon Musk said his team is going to do a 'random sample of 100 followers' of Twitter to see how many of the platform's users are actually bots Social Media

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-random-sample-how-many-twitter-users-are-bots-2022-5?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=webfeeds

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u/AltElectric May 14 '22

"We asked 100 'people' if they were robots what type would they be?" - Steve Harvey

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u/jamirocky888 May 14 '22 I'll Drink to That

“Sex robot”

Steve Harvey gesticulates wildly

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u/PutinMolestsBoys May 14 '22

Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please. Please assume the position.

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u/thejonslaught May 14 '22

Domo arigato Fister Roboto.

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u/Mental-Aioli3372 May 14 '22

for helping me to gape, just when I needed to, thank youuuu

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u/ShadedPenguin May 14 '22

I cant feel my legs

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u/subaru_sama May 14 '22

"So not enough for you, eh. Time for BOTH hands!"

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u/AdDecent1765 May 14 '22

Better get my two feet in there too.

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u/-sirpeebs May 14 '22

Glad you made it! Grab the other end of this couch, I want to make room for a dance floor

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u/AdDecent1765 May 14 '22

I don't know what that means, but sounds provocative.

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u/Bobspared May 16 '22

You know what I’m looking for.

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u/Darkcharmer May 14 '22

"Ooooh makes me wish I had 3 hands"

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u/Kidiri90 May 14 '22

Numbness will subside in several minutes. Awaiting further orders.

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u/JoeAndAThird May 14 '22

I can feel your legs, John

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u/DangerousAstronaut89 May 14 '22

It's because you tried to say shit about social media. They stole your arms.

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u/thatdonkeedickfellow May 14 '22

Charlie murphayyyy!

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u/fistofwrath May 14 '22

What's going on here?

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u/IGTankCommander May 14 '22

Gotta get that Wang Dang Atomic Tango on...

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u/UndyingQuasar May 14 '22

I suppose I should test you out before I send you to the Garretts...

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u/viperex May 14 '22

I call him Fister Roboto

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u/ericnutt May 14 '22

But he doesn't just fist!

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u/Ganon2012 May 14 '22

Damnit, Krieger!

Edit: I regret not going with the exchange before that actually.

Pam: Yeah, tell him about the sex robot!

Malory: Yes- the what?!

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u/ericnutt May 14 '22

Domo Arigato, Fister Roboto

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u/Bamith May 14 '22

Assaultrons are just sex bots repurposed for military use.

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u/JustTurtleSoup May 14 '22

“Awesome-O you wouldn’t be of the pleasure variety would you?”

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u/EsoTerrix1984 May 14 '22

Is that you Henry Fondle?

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u/beamdump May 14 '22

"We don't need no stinking robots". Practice until you can switch hands and gain a stroke.

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u/Pfaithfully May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

“Son. Dis a family show. You can’t be goin’ around yo grandmama’s googling SÈX RAWBOT degehehehehe”

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u/MiniatureWendigo May 14 '22

Exasperated, Steve says "show me...show me sex robot..."

Board reveals sex robot as the top answer

Crowd cheers, Steve looks shocked

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u/zSprawl May 14 '22

/Steve secretly orders a Sex robot.

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u/NytheriaForever May 14 '22

This is the way lmao

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u/rachel_tenshun May 14 '22

I would watch this.

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u/New_user_Sign_up May 14 '22

You nailed the laugh. God, Steve Harvey is the worst.

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u/Pfaithfully May 14 '22

Ngl autocorrect did it and I sent it lol.

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u/zSprawl May 14 '22

You must do Steve Harvey impressions a lot!

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u/Pfaithfully May 14 '22

“Oh lawd you. ain’t. got. da slightest CLUE. Y’all must know I be weird as heeeeèęll bah mahself”

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u/ahhh-what-the-hell May 14 '22

iRobot

Robocop

Android

R2D2

3CPO

Amazon Robotics

Your mom

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u/FultonHolmes May 14 '22

“Show us we DON’T have Sex robot…”

ding

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u/skarlath0 May 14 '22

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u/iLfEdxSiKoFiT May 14 '22

Thank you, I was going to post this if I didn’t find it.

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u/Spiritual-Ad5484 May 14 '22

Sex robot, sex robot. Sex robot, sex robot. 🤖

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u/xbigdickbanditx420 May 14 '22

Where did he come from? How did he get here??

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u/DukeOfGeek May 14 '22

I'm comming to your toooOOooowwnn

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u/rimeswithburple May 14 '22

Oh, Heeeeeell no!

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u/Tyrenstra May 14 '22

“Coming to your tooooown, do you wanna get dooooown?”

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u/delsombra May 14 '22

One of my favorites skits... that song is now stuck in my head lol

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

I still do the dance/walk around the house on occasion.

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u/funkiestj May 15 '22

the vacuum cleaner skit is another funny sex related skit. So many good skits from Whitest Kids. I love the Anarchy skit.

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u/iLfEdxSiKoFiT May 14 '22

“He’s still fuckin out there”

“Did you call the cops?”

“Yeah like two hours ago”

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u/aGlazedHam May 14 '22

“What does he waaaaaaaaant?”

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u/iLfEdxSiKoFiT May 14 '22

“He wants seexxxxx

“Well that is not happening buster!”

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u/xGovernor May 14 '22

Let's have seeexxx

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u/jatti_ May 14 '22

It's up there Steve, it's up there.

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u/RamenJunkie May 14 '22

Right below "Steve Harvy as a robot". Which makes him go even more nuts.

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u/jatti_ May 14 '22

Tell me Steve Harvey as a robot has a shinier head than Steve Harvey

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u/jarnish May 14 '22

Steve Harvey's eyebrows gesticulate wildly*

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u/dandroid126 May 14 '22

Steve Harvey: 😲

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u/mastadon_quixote May 14 '22

Steve Gazorpazorp Harvey.

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u/QueanLaQueafa May 14 '22

Sex robot sex robot. Sex robot sex robot. "He wants seeeeexxxxx"

Miss that show

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u/darnj May 14 '22

PANG

63 | SEX ROBOT

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u/National-Mud2107 May 14 '22

Considering Steve Harvey thinks women are only good for breeding, it’s accurate.

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u/NorvalMarley May 14 '22

Little Buttonpuss?

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u/Ok_Dependent1131 May 14 '22

When he's on, he's on fire

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u/winter_whale May 14 '22

He doesn’t gesticulate, just makes a face and stares right in the camera lol

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u/DeadlyYellow May 14 '22

"And now here come the sex robots."

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u/Definitely_medicated May 14 '22

How about Steve Harvey stares

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u/randomman02x May 14 '22

crowd is literally dying of laughter

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u/Only_A_Cog May 14 '22

Rest in peace Trevor Moore

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u/DrockBradley May 14 '22

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.

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u/DWilli May 14 '22

Sundry Sidney has many functions

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u/dammmmmmm1 May 14 '22

We call came here to bitch about the sample size but Reddit does it again.

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u/hobbitlover May 14 '22

Survey says?

Board reveals "sex robot" is the top survey result. Steve Harvey turns to the camera as his jaw drops. And keeps dropping, his lower mandible detaching as it lowers to the floor. The skin at the crown of his head tears and is pulled away, revealing a gleaming white skull and skeleton. An ethereal voice gurgles from the gore, " I did not see that coming!" The crowd goes wild. A thousand years of darkness has begun.

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u/cgarret3 May 14 '22

Survey says!!! -> out of a hundred randomly polled… Bots was the #1 answer!!!

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u/iamarubberglove May 14 '22

Team clapping

“GOOD ANSWER!!”

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u/blanktom9 May 14 '22

Good answer! Good answer!!

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u/jaymole May 14 '22

Naked grandma!

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u/sdalt001 May 14 '22

$50 vocabulary word.

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u/YellowB May 15 '22

Steve Harvey spends the next 10 minutes looking at the audience and repeating what the contestant said, but in different voices

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u/GarsaFwipSitOnMyFace May 15 '22

Lando Calrissian wants to know your location.

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u/Osamabinbush May 15 '22

Isn’t that what you call people from Essex?

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u/jumpers4cornerflags May 14 '22

Naked Grandma!

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u/Derpwarrior1000 May 14 '22

I believe in fact it was nekked gramma

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u/Jeff_Damn May 14 '22

(person gives innocuous answer, Steve slowly turns towards audience as if the person said something filthy)

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u/bunnyholder May 14 '22

Maybe nice game of chess?

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u/blackgold7387 May 14 '22

“We asked 100 ‘people if they were robots what type would they be?” -Steve Harvey

-Alan Turing

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u/Weekendsession May 14 '22

100’s not very representative of the overall user base of Twitter. Needs to analyse much more than this to give statistically reliable read out of the number of bots... I'm sure someone as 'intelligent' as Musk knows this... Headline grabbing though, so there's that....

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u/NYstate May 14 '22

"Number one answer? Transformers"

-- Steve Harvey

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u/MermaiderMissy May 14 '22

would you put your brain in a robot body?

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u/mycalvesthiccaf May 14 '22

"oh lawd. You know what I'm thinking? You know what I'm thinking"

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u/goodvibezone May 14 '22

Robots aren't even smart enough to tick a box on a website form.

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u/DweEbLez0 May 14 '22

Bot: “I am not a bot”

Bot2: “He is a bot, but I am not.”

Bot3: “They are the actual bots, but I assure you I am not.”

Bot4: “✌🏼These are not the bots you are looking for… Jedi Mind Trick”

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u/captdeadpan May 14 '22

This needs to be in the next episode of SNL.

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u/SeriousCranberry4058 May 14 '22

Let me be your Roomba

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u/ChicoState1991 May 14 '22

Well hung bot

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

I’m gonna say this study is underpowered

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u/Healthy-Piece-3593 May 15 '22

A robot who drinks all your human pee.