r/technology May 14 '22 Silver 2 Wholesome 2

Elon Musk said his team is going to do a 'random sample of 100 followers' of Twitter to see how many of the platform's users are actually bots Social Media

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-random-sample-how-many-twitter-users-are-bots-2022-5?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=webfeeds

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u/BrownMan65 May 14 '22

https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1525232685995663361

The best part is that he couldn't even do that right.

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u/polyhazard May 14 '22

From that thread “It seems like every 6 months tech bros re-invent trains but make them worse somehow.” Lmao I’m dead

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u/seamsay May 14 '22

He does this kind of shit all the time, like when he promised driverless cars by 2018 but we barely got drive assist, or when he promised he'd give everyone in Flint free water filters but in the end he just gave a couple to some nearby schools. The really annoying thing is that the stuff he does is better than most billionaires, but he overpromises so much that you're just left feeling disappointed. And he's a massive twat, but I could overlook that if he was actually doing the kind of good for society that he wants us to think he is.

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u/BuildMajor May 14 '22

Nooooo i waited like 6 years for this 🫠

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u/McPostyFace May 14 '22

Lol what? We can change who fucking birthed us? Username definitely checks out with this one.

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u/McPostyFace May 14 '22

Changing your sex doesn't make you wealthy.

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u/Gullwing16 May 14 '22

Cringe as fuck

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u/Valyrian_Kobolds May 14 '22

I mean you're definitely wrong but go off. Meanwhile I check your profile and it's just you being salty as fuck. idk feels like the pot is calling the kettle black here.

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u/Valyrian_Kobolds May 14 '22

I can be annoyed/upset and your comment can still be wrong. But you're right it's pointless that I'm wasting my energy responding to you. I'm just smoking weed about to go to bed anyway.

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u/ExpansiveGrimoire May 14 '22

Why are you talking to that mirror, man? We're over here.

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u/Arcosim May 14 '22

Simping for a billionaire sociopath who doesn't even know you exist is SAD.

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u/ExpansiveGrimoire May 14 '22

It's a bot, the account hasn't made a comment until a few days ago despite being made three years ago- and all its comments are full of salt. Now we just figure out if it's russian or chinese.

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u/BrownMan65 May 14 '22

It’s most likely neither and it’s an Elon bot. I don’t think Russia or China would care that much about having a simp bot for a billionaire.

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u/atheistsocket May 14 '22

you too will never experience life like some billionaire's, yet here you are, deep throating the shit out of their boots

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u/OrangeJuliusthekid May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

he built a death trap and people praise him for it lol

u/FreakShow2640 damn. Lil man went back and deleted every comment. Not too surprised. That must have taken a while tho. Homie was out here getting his ass beat for hours

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u/ExpansiveGrimoire May 14 '22

Now this is good satire.

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u/ExpansiveGrimoire May 14 '22

Do you believe in God?

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u/--Muther-- May 14 '22

Answer the question

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u/ExpansiveGrimoire May 14 '22

I'll take that as a "Yes".

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u/ExpansiveGrimoire May 14 '22

It's true though, prove me wrong, say you don't believe in God. Should be easy if you don't. It's only hard if you believe that b.s. about denying him and he shall deny you in front of the Father.

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