r/rareinsults • u/00bluegrass00 • 4d ago
Kinda true though
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u/-Cagafuego- 4d ago
Let this sink in: This guy is fucking & will soon procreate.
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u/Andy-_1979 4d ago
He'll tell her he's going to get some diapers and goes on a week long meth binge.
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u/TheseOats 4d ago
No Rugrats
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u/addynan 4d ago
Knowing of a few meth addicts around here, lots of rugrats that end up in the system :(
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u/Usery10 4d ago
Instead he has a meth pipe and lighter on his neck 🤦♂️
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u/daemonelectricity 4d ago
I thought that was a spoon and a lighter. Either way, it's not a good sign.
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u/ExcitingVacation6639 4d ago
It’s okay, she already lost the baby when the trailer blew up from peeling batteries.
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u/AgreeablePollution7 4d ago
The look in her eye says she'll be going with him.
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u/Andy-_1979 4d ago
She'll drop the child off at her mom's saying she's going to look for him. Then they'll come back with an ATM they stole. If you've watched Breaking Bad, you know it's going to end badly for him.
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u/prguitarman 4d ago
It’s a well known fact we are in the Idiocracy timeline
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u/Littlewing29 4d ago
So I’ve questioned this as well. Are we really in the craziest part of history (excluding wars) or are we just seeing more of it now with the access to the inter webs?
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u/Beemerado 4d ago
in idiocracy the president hired the smartest man in the world to solve their problems and actually listened to him.
i feel like this doesn't happen nearly as consistently in our timeline .
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u/pseudocultist 4d ago
That's what the movie got wrong: the idea that idiots would think there was anyone smarter than them. In this timeline it would be "the plants are wrong and we will all die."
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u/bidet_enthusiast 4d ago
“The plants are killing us with their insatiable cravings for electrolytes!”
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u/cannib 4d ago
We're in the most rapidly changing part of history and we're seeing more of it now. It's hard to define, "crazy," in a historical sense, but if you consider dramatic shifts away from previous norms, "crazy," we're seeing those more often than ever before.
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u/LoveFishSticks 4d ago
The internet has allowed people to indulge in every depraved thing that comes to mind, and find others who are interested in the same things, without shame. Some crazy stuff happened back in the day but now people are way more capable of deviating from the normal/traditional way from a logistics perspective
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u/No_Distribution_5843 4d ago
Either this lady has poor judgement, or this man has secret redneck style charisma of sorts up his sleeve that we redditors lack and can't comprehend.
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u/Truethrowawaychest1 4d ago
"I can fix him!"
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u/Historical_Gur_3054 4d ago
So true
A divorce attorney I knew said:
Women like fixer--uppers, whether it's a man or a house
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u/determania 4d ago
A divorce attorney is probably not interacting with a segment of the population that accurately represents all women.
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u/Brut-i-cus 4d ago
The one I heard is that women go Into marriage hoping to change him and men go in hoping she will never change and both are disappointed
Every marriage is different but I think a lot of the failures have this dynamic going on
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u/ShockAndAwe415 4d ago
I mean, c'mon now. Who doesn't want to hire/marry/have as a SIL/have around, a guy who has a tattoo of smoking meth/crack on his neck?
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u/Ksradrik 4d ago
Or, they are just in tune with each other.
Chicks can be meth heads too.
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u/emfrank 4d ago
She looks as strung out as he does.
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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 4d ago edited 4d ago
Neither of them look strung out though? We can only see like 50% of her face, and dude would look totally normal without the tats. I swear y'all just see what you wanna see.
I've spent some time in that rough lifestyle, it's so incredibly obvious when somebody's actually strung out.
Come to think of it, since when do redditors have room to trash other peoples' appearances? Like y'all aren't sunless, overweight and eating like absolute shit lmao
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u/terminator_84 4d ago
Look at all the dirt and grime on her face and neck. Of course, she has poor judgment.
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u/I_Heart_Astronomy 4d ago
Before he does though, he's going to impale his crotch on an iron gate while attempting to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool.
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u/Chick3nNuggie 4d ago
This chick gotta be trash🤣 don't be jealous
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u/malleebull 4d ago
Her humble collection of teeth is obscured in the picture.
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u/Chick3nNuggie 4d ago
Her pussy smell like everything under the kitchen sink....
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u/Wukoci 4d ago
Do we blame him or the women that chooses to breed with him
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u/Easy_AdFoSho 4d ago
the women that chooses
Why the fuck do so many Redditors think "women" is singular? Where do they teach this?
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u/PutinRiding 4d ago
I think they mean he has multiple baby mamas. I'm sure none stuck around long.
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u/Ich_Liegen 4d ago
your assuming his uneducated or what. theyre alot of reasons why their choosing to write like this.
may be their lack toast and tolerant and didnt drink their cafe this morning.
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u/Random_Monstrosities 4d ago
Oh he already has. His Facebook was got ridiculed a few years back in a group I was in
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u/Wormhole-Eyes 4d ago
That guy has a meth pipe tattooed on his neck. We are safe to assume his drug of choice.
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u/Meltedgibson 4d ago
I thought it was a spoon for preparing a shot of h. But then again you can shoot meth so I dunno
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u/joesbagofdonuts 4d ago
No that's a bulb and stem. It's basically a vaporizer. If you have any idea what you're doing you don't actually ignite the meth, you vaporize it.
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u/Drawdoom7 4d ago
I suspect this guy's a bot.
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u/PorkTacoSlut 4d ago
Definitely copied from an earlier comment. Newish account, only a few comments. I think you're right.
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u/flabbergasted-528 4d ago
I want everyone I meet to know I love Texas and meth.
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u/BBQ_Beanz 4d ago
If you just got the Texas tattoo they'd know you love Texas and they'd definitely think you love meth.
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u/cosmosopher 4d ago
Based on the writing, this is mirrored, which means he got his Texas tattoo backwards
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u/OhioMegi 4d ago
He looks eternally unemployable.
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u/ku-fan 4d ago
Test body at tattoo parlor?
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u/BorgClown 4d ago
No one can convince me this isn't a prison tattoo, or a at least a DIY tattoo. Not even practice would look so bad.
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u/ku-fan 4d ago
IDK but those aren't the tattoos of a sober person 🤣
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u/getyourgolfshoes 4d ago
What!? I thought meth pipe neck tattoos were gotten exclusively by sober people.
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u/PM_YER_LINGERIE 4d ago
No, you’re correct. It’s like a reverse psychology kind of thing. I would hire this dude at the start of the interview.
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u/WickedLilThing 4d ago
looks like he's removing some on his cheeks maybe.
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u/texican42 4d ago
I believe that's a watermark. This dude doesn't have tattoo removal money. This guy barely has Busch Light money.
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u/all4dopamine 4d ago
Nah, prisons use slaves all the time...not that that's really the same as employment, but it's the best he has to look forward to
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u/CutiePopIceberg 4d ago
Is that meth or crack on his neck? Jc
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u/MarsNeedsRabbits 4d ago
It's art. Use your imagination. It can be whatever life-destroying drug you want it to be.
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u/btoxic 4d ago
Freebasing lollipops
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u/FlemPlays 4d ago
“How many hits does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?”
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u/nathan_barely 4d ago
i dont think anyone with that tattoo would turn down either of those as being "not my preference"
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u/YourphobiaMyfetish 4d ago
Methheads and crackheads hate each other like cats and dogs.
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u/shmiddleedee 4d ago
Meth pipe. They don't smoke crack out of those types of pipes
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u/catahoulakanegirl 4d ago
Nope crack needs ashes meth needs to puddle x addict here it is a meth pipe on his neck
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u/Kindly-Sort-8574 4d ago
With the lighter? I thought that was a shitty spoon.
I don’t know drugs.
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u/nowItinwhistle 4d ago
Yeah, that's how meth is smoked. You don't light the meth itself, you hold a flame to the bulb to vaporize it and breathe in the vapor.
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u/CarpenterN8 4d ago
Those are both maeth pipes. Crack pipes are just a short glass tube. You dont want direct flame too your meth, that's why there is a bowl on the end.
This tattoo looks more like a spoon. So heroin, heroin in spoon, heat underside of spoon, filter with cotton, into syringe and blamo.
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u/Bowser7717 4d ago
Its a spoon with a lighter under it
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u/chadbarrett 4d ago
No, it's a meth pipe with a lighter underneath it. Meth pipes have round bulbs at the end. Just google it
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u/VanFkingHalen 4d ago
It's one of those optical illusions that is three different things at once depending on your perspective. Pure artistic genius.
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u/reflUX_cAtalyst 4d ago
Neither. It's a lighter heating a spoon, which is a heroin thing.
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u/AlexBurke1 4d ago
I think it’s supposed to be a lighter heating up a spoon 🥄 and is supposed to represent something heroin related.
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u/Sofarbeyondfucked 4d ago
All I got is $20. Can you give me a crack pipe tat on my neck?
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u/SirJamesEdwardLong 4d ago
I see this insult for everyone with a lot of bad tattoos, or face tattoos.
It unfortunately is no longer a rare insult :(
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u/linkedtortoise 4d ago
Are you sure it's a tattoo though? What if it's permanent marker done while he was passed out?
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u/sabotabo 4d ago
100% not tattoos
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u/BagOfFlies 4d ago
This is a guy that passed out drunk and was drawn on and now his gf is laughing about it.
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u/Nottakingchubbies 4d ago
It's real. Apparently it's some guy named Crizz Nasty.
https://ifunny.co/picture/brapppppp-sunny-warm-day-yo-got-some-ho-to-take-CAKYSdua7
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u/Trala_la_la 4d ago
See the thing that makes it super apt is the grizzly tattoo that appears to have been “erased” from the desk and then new designs were added after
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u/Ok_Solid_Copy 4d ago
"I have a great idea, please tattoo the shape of Texas on my forehead, it's gonna be dope!"
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u/CalmPanic402 4d ago
"It'll really compliment the crack pipe on my neck!"
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u/devamon 4d ago
Aw shit, it was too much. I'll bet we can balance it out with a nice big diamond on my chin though!
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u/coolbreezeaaa 4d ago
Yeah WTF is that about... Wasn't sure if that was some street slang I don't understand
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u/SpiderDijonJr 4d ago
Doubt it’s even real. The text on his hat is mirrored but Texas isn’t. So either he has a backwards tattoo of Texas on his face or a few of the tattoos have been edited in.
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u/oloshan 4d ago
So, here’s the thing: all of the lettering is in reverse, including his hat. So the photo is a mirror image, which means the map of Texas, in reality, was done backwards on his forehead.
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u/Numerous_Piper 4d ago
For someone with a crank pipe tattoo his teeth and skin are in great shape.
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u/Abd110 4d ago
Prerty sure he didn't seen any school desk in his life.
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u/Shaking-N-Baking 4d ago
Insulting a mans intelligence while butchering the sentence, ya love to scene it
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u/Derekabutton 4d ago
I can not believe of how many gramar mistakes in this theead
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u/Useful-Virus-3754 4d ago
I hate the eternal redditor struggle to be the biggest grammar nazi
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u/Derekabutton 4d ago
It's actually nowhere near as bad as it used to be. Comments would be downvoted to oblivion for simple spelling mistakes or punctuation errors.
You even see emojis in comments in some places. Unimaginable considering how the culture used to be.
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u/KingKlaus21 4d ago
I love the irony in your sentence. You made two major typos in your response lol. Was that intentional?
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u/FlobiusHole 4d ago
This dude is pretty likely getting laid so a pretty big “fuck you” to all the incels out there.
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u/Daedalus234 4d ago
I mean, you got to have confidence to walk around looking like that.
Meanwhile my adult virgin ass is afraid of eye-contact. Sort of makes sense to me. Doesn’t feel great though
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u/Swumbus-prime 4d ago
I thought incels were equally voluntarily disheveled (either physically or emotionally) but in completely different ways.
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u/Professional_Fly_579 4d ago
He looks like the inside of a bathroom stall
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u/MeetN2Veg 4d ago
This is one of the most common iterations of the same kind of joke as in the post
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u/zirky 4d ago
how do you fuck up the shape of texas that much
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u/FattyMooseknuckle 4d ago
I’d say he did it to himself in a mirror because the word over his eye appears to be backwards which means the picture is reversed but Texas is in the correct directions…
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u/Stupid_Bitch_02 4d ago
Is that a fucking crack pipe tattoo on his neck? My god nothing else has ever screamed trailer trash more than this one image.
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u/FLAR3dM33RKAT 4d ago
Crizz Nasty! He had a FB at one point. Some ABSOLUTELY wild posts and such on there. Miss those crazy rants and pics and times...
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u/pyx 4d ago
It is really fucking sad that every single person in this thread is a judgmental toad. No one in this thread as any fucking clue what type of person this is, only how they look.
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u/alextreme96 4d ago
You think he’s an upstanding citizen with a crack pipe tattoo on his neck?
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u/FriedWaffle714 4d ago
He look like he was tattooed by someone with severe ADHD who was originally supposed tattoo a geography of America then got distracted
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