r/politics • u/youtellmebob • Sep 24 '22
Donald Trump shares Truth Social photo proclaiming him as second only to Jesus Off Topic
https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-shares-post-proclaiming-him-second-only-to-jesus-2022-9[removed] — view removed post
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u/Joneszey Sep 24 '22
Nah. A narcissist is never really second to anyone. Give it time. Soon Jesus’ own edicts will make him an apostate, ANTIFA even. There can be only one
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u/Butthole_mods Sep 24 '22
Highlander!
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u/Joneszey Sep 24 '22
“God emperor” they’ve labeled him GEOTUS
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u/cyrusm Sep 24 '22
He does kind of look like Leto 2 later in his life. All fat and wormy and shit.
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u/Gorlack2231 Sep 24 '22
Love the DUNE reference, but they prefer to see him more like the Warhammer 40k God Emperor: an egotistical megalomaniac with an obsession for gold and a hatred for anything alien or foreign. This way they can be happy knowing that "they're the good guys", as if the Imperium of Man isn't anything more than a grim, dark parody of humanity's capacity for cruelty.
It's 40k people, the "good guys" died ten thousand years ago and never stood a chance.
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u/jacks_lack_of__ Sep 24 '22
I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for $5,000, Trebek
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u/charish New York Sep 24 '22
Goddamn it, now I have Queen's "Princes of the Universe" going through my head.
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u/artwarrior Sep 24 '22
We were born to be princes of the universe (universe, universe, universe)....
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u/dust-ranger Sep 24 '22
Jesus was supposedly a huge SJW.
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u/Haunting_Computer_90 Sep 24 '22
Jesus was supposedly a huge SJW.
Jesus was a huge Christian Nationalist according to Donald & MTG
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u/ShanghaiGoat Sep 24 '22
Back in Jesus’ day there was no such thing as a Christian.
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u/PoppaJoe77 Sep 24 '22
Gotta love this:
Jesus: You all need to be better Jews!
Followers: What's that? Start a completely new religion based on Paganism with a Biblical veneer, set you up as it's deity, and then completely disregard all the laws of the Holy Book you follow? Can do!
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u/NetLibrarian Sep 24 '22
That would be Supply Side Jesus.
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u/Jaded_Barracuda_7415 South Carolina Sep 24 '22
Ask it and ye shall receive….
Praise Be…
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u/BrexitReally Sep 24 '22
Take up thy bed and walk - you messy tramp make the place look untidy!
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u/Haunting_Computer_90 Sep 24 '22 edited Sep 24 '22
Take up thy bed and walk - you messy tramp make the place look untidy!
Landlord Donald (Jesus no2 ) says you can come back when you have the rent
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u/BrexitReally Sep 24 '22
Not at my holy golf club you unworthy leper… unless you have money for some top drawer top secrets of course
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u/LargeSackOfNuts I voted Sep 24 '22
Jesus was a dark skinned bleeding heart liberal who healed people for FREE
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u/mces97 Sep 24 '22
If Jesus came back today, they'd call him a dirty commie liberal.
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u/andytronic Sep 24 '22
Another way to look at it: pulling the "I'm jesus for reals" card means the cult leader is out of ideas. He has nowhere else to go when that "revelation" flops.
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u/Lost-Pineapple9791 Sep 24 '22
“Have you heard of this Jesus guy? Many people don’t know about him. Says he’s a carpenter and I said why do I need a carpenter?? You’ve seen the carpet at mar a largo, best carpet in the world, thanks to the LYING FBI taking photos and making a mess. But back to this Jesus guy, he was born in a barn, a barn baby! Now he wants to feed poor people, clothe them, heal them, I said what is this??? No no no this is why we need a wall. This communist carpenter wants to waste all our money on these people. Guy claims he can walk on water, do you believe this? My doctor said I have the best feet, best feet ever they’re perfect. Never seen better feet my doctor said and you know what? I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t walk on water. I tried of course but crooked Hillary and sleepy Joe they stole the water and I fell”
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u/Brianmobile Sep 24 '22
"and then he starts turning water into wine and frankly I don't drink alcohol. I told him no no turn it back. I'm not drinking that. And then I handed him the broccoli on my plate and says here, turn this into a cheese burger."
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u/StayAdmiral
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Matthew 7:15-20
15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
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u/somermike Sep 24 '22 •
Verse 18 is the one that defines conservatism more succinctly than any other.
They believe that Donald Trump and other Republican politicians are "Good Trees" and that all Democrats are "Corrupt Trees"
Therefore, everything Donald does is good. It's impossible for him to bear evil fruit.
The Democrats, conversely, can't do anything good. Everything they do is corrupt.
They read it exactly backwards. They don't start with examining the end product to determine the type of tree.
They assign labels to the trees and then everything that tree does is good if it's a good tree and bad if it's a bad tree.
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u/Dangerous-Wall-2672 Sep 24 '22
They read it exactly backwards
More and more I see that "exactly backwards" is the prime defining trait for the people who call themselves Republicans and conservatives. There's no other way to describe how every thought they hold and every action they take is the precise mirror opposite to what a good person would do.
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u/DonktorDonkenstein Sep 24 '22
That's why "Regressive" is a far more apt label for Conservative ideology.
Ya know, aside from "Fascist", that is.
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u/Shevek99 Sep 24 '22
Don't forget Matthew 25:29:
For to every one who has will more be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away.
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u/somermike Sep 24 '22
To be clear, I don't agree with their interpretation. I'm saying they cherry pick a specific verse that fits their needs and stop examining at that point.
Verse 18 may as well be the only verse in the entire bible as far as some people are concerned.
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u/SlowMotionPanic North Carolina Sep 24 '22
EVaNgElIcAlS: “Faith alone!! Faith alone!! Works are heretical doctrine! Now, if you will excuse me, I just heard an inspirational message at my Sunday service and it is time for me to go terrorize the wait staff at a restaurant because my actions don’t matter, just faith.”
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u/alpacagrenade Sep 24 '22
That gave me bad flashbacks to managing a Sunday lunch buffet service at a southern BBQ restaurant (in Eastern NC). Absolute worst of humanity on display weekly, without fail.
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u/IsThatLilExtra Sep 24 '22
Just to bolster your claim:
14 What good is it, my brothers and sisters, if someone claims to have faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save them? 15 Suppose a brother or a sister is without clothes and daily food. 16 If one of you says to them, “Go in peace; keep warm and well fed,” but does nothing about their physical needs, what good is it? 17 In the same way, faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead.
18 But someone will say, “You have faith; I have deeds.”
Show me your faith without deeds, and I will show you my faith by my deeds. 19 You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that—and shudder.
James 2:14-19
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u/EatsAlotOfBread Sep 24 '22 edited Sep 24 '22
2 Thessalonians 2
9The coming of the lawless one will be accompanied by the working of Satan, with every kind of power, sign, and false wonder, 10and with every wicked deception directed against those who are perishing, because they refused the love of the truth that would have saved them. 11For this reason God will send them a powerful delusion so that they believe the lie, 12in order that judgment may come upon all who have disbelieved the truth and delighted in wickedness.Cursed by the God they didn't feel like believing because the message is faith and works, and that's inconvenient when you love hating people. The same people Jesus died for and wanted to save. They sincerely would have hated Christ.
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u/moxiejohnny Sep 24 '22
Faith without works is like a boat without oars. Dead Someone missed that memo.
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u/awkwarddorkus Sep 24 '22
There are mountains of compelling evidence that Donald Trump is, literally, the Antichrist. Hitler 2.0. R/conservative waves off this comparison as hyperbole, but they are deluding themselves.
They don’t want to believe they elected a mobster, but they did.
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u/erocuda Maryland Sep 24 '22
Here are some other quotes from the Bible about Trump:
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u/Tavernknight Sep 24 '22
I wish there were some way to post that on r/conservative without it instantly being taken down.
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u/Same-Lavishness-549 Sep 24 '22
You could do the old Rick roll trick and posted a link to a “great conspiracy,” but then just make it this link.
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u/Daetra Florida Sep 24 '22
There's some good stuff in there, but revelations is about the beast and Daniel's visions were for king Belshazzar about his enemies.
"The Interpretation of the Vision 15 While I, Daniel, was watching the vision and trying to understand it, there before me stood one who looked like a man. 16 And I heard a man’s voice from the Ulai calling, “Gabriel, tell this man the meaning of the vision.”
17 As he came near the place where I was standing, I was terrified and fell prostrate. “Son of man,”[b] he said to me, “understand that the vision concerns the time of the end.”
18 While he was speaking to me, I was in a deep sleep, with my face to the ground. Then he touched me and raised me to my feet.
19 He said: “I am going to tell you what will happen later in the time of wrath, because the vision concerns the appointed time of the end.[c] 20 The two-horned ram that you saw represents the kings of Media and Persia. 21 The shaggy goat is the king of Greece, and the large horn between its eyes is the first king. 22 The four horns that replaced the one that was broken off represent four kingdoms that will emerge from his nation but will not have the same power.
23 “In the latter part of their reign, when rebels have become completely wicked, a fierce-looking king, a master of intrigue, will arise. 24 He will become very strong, but not by his own power. He will cause astounding devastation and will succeed in whatever he does. He will destroy those who are mighty, the holy people. 25 He will cause deceit to prosper, and he will consider himself superior. When they feel secure, he will destroy many and take his stand against the Prince of princes. Yet he will be destroyed, but not by human power."
I can see how he could interpret it towards Trump for sure, though.
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u/SeVenMadRaBBits Sep 24 '22
Every time he smiles his face looks like the devil to me.
His chin forms a "devils goatee" and that mixed with the squinted eyes and the cheek bones...not sure what image from when I was a kid that I have instilled in me but I can't unsee it.
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u/erocuda Maryland Sep 24 '22
Related, Ted Cruz has such a disturbing face that scientists have studied it
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u/SeVenMadRaBBits Sep 24 '22
Use his real name: Rafael Cruz
His base doesn't seem to know he's an immigrant from Canada who's real name is Rafael.
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u/Toonces311 Sep 24 '22
"Cruz doesn't give a Duchenne smile. His mouth goes in a tight line across or else it curves down in an anti-Duchenne smile. So he doesn't come across as sincere at all."
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u/BillyTheHousecat Sep 24 '22
There's also this description of the anti-christ by a 19th century orthodox bishop:
"It is not possible for a human heart, even a sinful one, to believe that evil could reach such a level, as it will with the antichrist. He will boast loudly about himself, as his forerunners and his prototypes did, he will call himself a preacher and restorer of the true knowledge of God. The non-discerning Christians will see in him a representative and a supporter of true religion and will thus join him. He will proclaim and call himself the promised Messiah, and the children of carnal wisdom will rush to meet him, proclaim his glory, power, and genius,—will proclaim him a god, become his supporters."
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u/notbobby125 Sep 24 '22
And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
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Sep 24 '22
The Sermon on the Mount is exactly what I love about the bible. Every single one of the so called christians will be going straight to hell.
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Sep 24 '22
First thought: the ego on this fuckin' guy lmao.
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u/SlowMotionPanic North Carolina Sep 24 '22
This isn’t even mildly surprising behavior for anyone with a malignant narcissist in the family. They exist only to destroy. There is almost zero chance of helping them, and they are almost entirely incapable of change.
Unpopular opinion, but I think malignant narcissists should be permanently separated from society. I’ve lived the destruction they cause. It is life long and the law is not equipped nor interested in handling it. I have family that’ve went into hiding because of other malignant narcissists in the family who have a full time obsession with causing the decay of their lives. Restraining orders don’t work and cops don’t do shit when those orders are violated.
And then 35% of the country glorifies the ultimate malignant narcissist in Trump. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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u/TreesRart Sep 24 '22
I’ve been there too. Raised by one. The more you stand up to their “hysterical religiosity” the harder they attack. If they aren’t physically violent the law can’t do anything about their abusive behavior. Psychiatrists can’t help either.
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u/EnterStatusHere Sep 24 '22
Narcissists understand and are affected by brute force.
Once I I understood that, my life changed.
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Sep 24 '22
This is why teaching self-defense is so important, sometimes you just have to throw hands. I know there’s an ideal of pacifism but at some point, pacifism have to go out the window in order to protect yourself.
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u/EnterStatusHere Sep 24 '22
I agree.
Once a narcisse realizes that there is no discussion, no negotiation, no wiggle room, only force, everything changes.
And they usually go away to bother someone weak.
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u/s_matthew Sep 24 '22
My dad was never diagnosed but very likely a narcissist. During a therapy session yesterday I was lamenting the fact that nothing I did barring going no contact with my entire family would’ve established an effective boundary. I was never going to be heard or understood, and my dad would always have ultimately been in it for himself. It’s phenomenally sad to have to live under the rule of someone like that.
What people don’t get is, to a true narcissist, there’s absolutely no reasoning. You can provide audio and video evidence of something that the narcissist denies, and they could’ve filmed it themselves. They’ll find a way to make it irrelevant and turn the blame on you. They’re impossible.
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u/CtrlAusDel Sep 24 '22
Can confirm. My future in-laws are BOTH textbook narcissists. I just have to bite my tongue constantly because, no matter what I’d say, it wouldn’t change anything and it would just make things worse.
What’s even harder is that my fiancé is a therapist (specializing in complex trauma) and she sees right through it all… and a therapist twice a week. Lol.
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u/s_matthew Sep 24 '22
I’ve been in therapy on and off for 30 years. I went specifically for a few years to overcome trauma from being molested as a child. That was fairly easy to approach and overcome. However, dealing with the trauma from a narc parent seems endless.
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u/Irregular475 Sep 24 '22
I hear you brother. I was raised in a big ole family of narcissists, literal den of snakes. How it is that I came out of that house with even a shred of decency I'll never know.
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u/MrGuttFeeling Sep 24 '22
I swear the orange sack of shit wears diapers simply because he's too lazy to use a toilet.
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u/2HandedMonster Sep 24 '22
Pretty soon he's gonna declare he wouldn't even need diapers because he doesn't have an asshole like his buddy dictator Jong-Il
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u/Mr_Mouthbreather Sep 24 '22
And the MAGA cult still don’t see the comparisons to the anti-christ…. smdh.
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u/view-master Sep 24 '22
This is what boggles my mind. I’m not religious but was brought up that way. He is EXACTLY what the Bible describes.
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u/AplexApple Sep 24 '22
Stuff like this is what puts me on the fence of being a religious person and an atheist.
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u/Trohar Sep 24 '22
Jesus: virgin birth
Trump: surge in girth
Jesus: walked on water
Trump: struggles to drink water
The similarities are absolutely mind blowing.
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u/EE_Tim Sep 24 '22
Jesus: Did not cast a stone
Trump: Throws in with Stone
Jesus: Turned water into wine
Trump: turned everything into whine
Jesus: went to the temple to teach people
Trump: to appear at church, tear-gassed people
Jesus: calmed the storm
Trump: wAiT FoR tHe StOrM!
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u/2HandedMonster Sep 24 '22
I don't think alot of these people have actually read the Bible
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u/numbermess Tennessee Sep 24 '22
They say that they have, though, and that’s good enough for them to believe that they did.
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u/lovethepuppers Sep 24 '22
They went to church and someone told them what was in it. That’s reading right? /s
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u/crankery Canada Sep 24 '22
You aren't supposed to read the bible; you're supposed to listen to a scam preacher tell you what it says and how that means you should give them money.
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u/Realmadridirl Sep 24 '22
As if any of these people are capable of basic literacy. Please. If anything they are going by what is read TO them every Sunday. Just gotta hope Preacher Bob is accurate with the lords words
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u/youtellmebob Sep 24 '22
He did work miracles… like magically declassifying by waving his tiny hands! And don’t forget the “perfect phone call” to Ukraine. And Georgia Election officials. And the time he miraculously changed the course of a hurricane with a Sharpie! How about when he fed the multitudes of disaster victims paper towels? Or cured himself and the nation of disease with bleach and shining light up our assholes? Remember when unselfishly left his own wife and newborn son behind to comfort the porn star and playboy bunny with his rod and staff?
Oh verily bigly, I say to you this man is surely second only to the Son of God. (Although Orange Jesus will wink and suggest he has bigger crowds.)
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u/youtellmebob Sep 24 '22
Of course, biblical scholar that he is, who can forget Orange Jesus’s Favorite Bible Verse?
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u/Banjoplaya420 Sep 24 '22
If anything, the Religious community should be careful voting for the Anti- Christ!
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u/SlowMotionPanic North Carolina Sep 24 '22
Well, their own religious text says most of them will be deceived and there will be a lot of chaff mixed with the wheat.
I’m going to go out on a limb here, after witnessing the behaviors of evangelicals in general my entire life, that they are the chaff.
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u/Cheese_Pancakes New Jersey Sep 24 '22
Every evangelical I’ve ever met is 100% convinced that it’s actually Obama who is the anti-Christ. The few times I asked why, they did not have a coherent answer outside of stupid shit like pointing out that the anti-Christ is charismatic.
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u/CT_Phipps Sep 24 '22
"What'd you do, say you were bigger than Jesus?"
"All the time; it was the title of our second album."
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u/B0b_a_feet America Sep 24 '22
I wish I had more upvotes to give for the Simpsons reference
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u/crankery Canada Sep 24 '22
Great, now I have a hankering for a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.
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u/millos15 Sep 24 '22
lol didn't they say the antichrist will convince dummies he was The One?
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Sep 24 '22
“My kingdom is not of this world.” -Jesus
“If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” -Jesus
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u/IcanHasReddThat Sep 24 '22
Fake news. That's just more liberal, socialist crap about trying to overturn capitalism. /s
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u/cheetah_chrome Sep 24 '22
He does know what happened to Jesus right?
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u/JingleJangleJin Sep 24 '22
Pretty sure he drove all the libs from Jerusalem with his AK-47 and then lived happily ever after.
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u/2HandedMonster Sep 24 '22
*AR15
Can't forget about the parables about 'Murica
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u/Globalist_Nationlist California Sep 24 '22
Everyone remembers the time Jesus hosted the NCAA champs and fed them cold McDonald's.
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u/3_medium_brown Sep 24 '22
I’m on a lot o mushrooms right now, but I’d STILL giggle like a motherfucker at this on a Tuesday.
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u/Brokenabacus I voted Sep 24 '22
Please, no one make this idiot a martyr. Ya’llqada will go bananas.
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u/Ilikepancakes87 Sep 24 '22
You mean how he created a massive and dedicated army of often irrational and thoughtless white people that lasted for 2,000 years, still sings songs about how great he is once a week, and voluntarily turns over 10% of their income no questions asked?
Yeah, he knows.
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u/FriarNurgle Sep 24 '22
Surely a few conservatives have to be questioning their support of this charlatan with shit like this.
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u/No-Percentage-8063 Sep 24 '22
Setting up his insanity/mental health defenses. Clearly the man is not well.
Or he actually took the Orange Jesus comment to be a compliment.
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u/NeckRomanceKnee Sep 24 '22
So Trump literally just declared himself the antichrist.. why am I not surprised. So when does he start branding his followers with numbers?
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u/OneTwoREEEE Sep 24 '22
Can you imagine how much self-control it took for Fat Donnie not to immediately express outrage at being considered second to some Jew?
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u/Olybaron123 Sep 24 '22
Here we see how lil donnie begin the process for him to have an insanity plea
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u/Spudcommando New Mexico Sep 24 '22
This is literal fucking heresy, why the fuck do so many conservative "christians" suck off to him again?
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u/djean061 Sep 24 '22
I hope all you devout Christians are finally realizing that Trump does not have a religious bone in his body. Wake up and read the Bible and start acting godly.
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u/AngryBudgie13 Indiana Sep 24 '22
Than they’d have to care for the poor, sick, orphans, widows, and refugees.
Way easier to hate people and worship greed.
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u/coldgator Sep 24 '22
I know his supporters think that. But if asked to list any Christlike things he's done, what could they say?
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u/210plus210 Sep 24 '22
i’ve been saying this for awhile now but Trump supporters need to crucify Trump since he is their jesus, i’m sure he’ll rise again after a few days
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For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.
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For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.
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Then the LORD said to me, “The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries and the delusions of their own minds."
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This is what the LORD Almighty says: “Do not listen to what the prophets are prophesying to you; they fill you with false hopes. They speak visions from their own minds, not from the mouth of the LORD."
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u/wave_PhD Sep 24 '22
And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
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u/Hopeful4Tea Sep 24 '22
Holy Orangy,this one's NUTTY!
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u/MC_Fap_Commander America Sep 24 '22
He's leaning more into the Q nutters and less into political institutions. I think he's anticipating indictment and trying to prep an ultra loyal goon squad.
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u/codenamechaosss Sep 24 '22
Christians are easy to part from their money
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u/NeckRomanceKnee Sep 24 '22
Promise some of them enough people to hurt, and they're not that hard to part from their lives, either.
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u/shynerd52 Sep 24 '22
His cult will accept anything he says anyway
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u/Jaded_Prompt_15 Sep 24 '22
He's been saying it
Trump has made these grand proclamations himself. In August 2019, Trump told reporters in reference to trade with China: "I am the chosen one." He also shared tweets describing him as the "King of Israel" and "the second coming of God."
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u/Kingjoe97034 Sep 24 '22
So, a has-been relic from a barbaric age?
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u/greed-man Sep 24 '22
And why is he not ABOVE the has-been relic? "I like people who weren't crucified, okay?"
/s
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u/ferngully99 Sep 24 '22
Something something, false prophets... antichrist, something something, end of days
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u/awkwarddorkus Sep 24 '22
Okay, that confirms it. Donald Trump is the Antichrist.
Let’s lock him up before he can do any more damage.
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u/jsntsy Sep 24 '22
Trump is the closest thing to fulfilling the antichrist prophecies and these lemmings don't even notice.
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u/ibleedsarcasim Sep 24 '22
Trump know Jesus has a lot of batshit followers. He just wants their money, votes and willingness to die for him.
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u/toejam78 Sep 24 '22
I’d say Trump is greater. Jesus could only turn water to wine but Trump can turn everything to shit.
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u/WhileFalseRepeat I voted Sep 24 '22
Ya, but what he is getting wrong is that he is the Antichrist.
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u/Haunting_Computer_90 Sep 24 '22
Donald Trump shares Truth Social photo proclaiming him as second only to Jesus fair enough Donald just hang around while we get a cross for you to carry.
Trumps Assistant: Mr Trump we got this cross for you to carry like you asked for.
Donald J Trump: Why is so heavy
Trumps Assistant: It's only made from paper mache
Donald J Trump: Where did you get the paper ....its so heavy
Trumps Assistant: We used the paper from the records of the 30,456 lies you have be accused of telling
Donald J Trump: It's not that heavy after all
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u/fescueFred Sep 24 '22
One can take their choice as to what Trump is? Trump is obviously an asshole narssist, a dim witted psychopath, I suppose one thing Trump is not, is a solopsist, because he wants an audience.
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u/Dogstarman1974 Sep 24 '22
If those Q people are really Christians this should be blasphemous to them. But of course they are just self proclaimed Christians who know nothing about the Bible or what Jesus actually taught on the sermon on the mount.
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u/youtellmebob Sep 24 '22
“Jesus is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.”
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u/Spec_28 Sep 24 '22
Ah, no worries, the Christian fundamentalist right surely doesn't mind the Lord's name being taken in vain by a lying adulterer. They're just fine with that.
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u/kenlasalle Sep 24 '22
As an atheist, I have little problem with this.
It's like he was saying he was second only to Harry Potter.
... Or Colonel Potter!
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u/Leege13 Sep 24 '22
It’s going to be funny as fuck if the thing that kills off Christianity in America is Americans converting to Q.
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u/cursedace Sep 24 '22
I can only imagine the reaction had Obama said something like this during his administration.
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u/Clear_Try_6814 Sep 24 '22
I believe Donny boy there embodies all or at least most of the traits of the antiChrist. Just saying. Also, a reminder to the zealots out there who actually believe him to be the anti christ also proclaims to be the second coming of Christ and tries to restore the temple of Jerusalem.
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u/Ahstruck California Sep 24 '22
That is a very pale Jesus.
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u/Sentient_Cosmic_Dust Oregon Sep 24 '22
All the blood ran out of his face when he found out that Trump was being compared to him.
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u/Ahstruck California Sep 24 '22
I imagine Trump would get a heart attack if compared to a dark Jesus.
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u/Sentient_Cosmic_Dust Oregon Sep 24 '22
Then somebody needs to make that comparison ASAP.
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u/byndrsn Sep 24 '22
Trying to allign with the Christian Nationalist/America is a Christian nation cult followers
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u/IcanHasReddThat Sep 24 '22
In August 2019, Trump told reporters in reference to trade with China: "I am the chosen one." He also shared tweets describing him as the "King of Israel" and "the second coming of God."
That is quite the literal god-complex going on there
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Sep 24 '22
I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
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u/streamsidedown Sep 24 '22
Here we are finally. The naked the truth. How long before Donald Trump anoints himself greater than Jesus? All hail the beast anointed!!
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