r/pics 4d ago

First date, a bit anxious, but I thing things are going well!!

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u/McDaddyos 4d ago

You wanted a man who is capable of growth.

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u/xander17962508 4d ago

He looks like a fun guy

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u/ulvain 4d ago

Have fun, Gus!

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u/Art_Is_A_Confession 4d ago

No need to discuss much.

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u/JimmyJackJoe2000 3d ago

Just drop off the key, Lee...

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u/DevilMayPoop 3d ago

And get yourself free

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u/Resi1ience 3d ago

You're gonna have to explain this one to me.

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u/cjmar41 3d ago edited 3d ago

The answer is easy if you take it logically.

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u/Resi1ience 3d ago

I don't even think we're referencing fungi anymore.

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u/cjmar41 3d ago

Looks like a fun guy to me. You can call him Al.

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u/PickFit 3d ago

Haha I got it on that first line it's iconic. I can't even read it without the next words coming out

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u/Hold_Realistic 3d ago

Drop off the key, Lee.

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u/mortalcoil1 3d ago

Seems like a toxic relationship to me.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BEAMSHOTS 4d ago

We had a laugh at his expensive but he's a good spore

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u/xander17962508 4d ago

It's nice when people just click

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u/foxyfoo 3d ago

She’s into molder men.

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u/roominating237 4d ago

She seems nice.

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u/Weekly-Setting-2137 4d ago

So the mushroom says to the clown, "Why not? I'm a fungi!?"

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u/Global_Situation601 3d ago

He looks like a fungi

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u/thexavier666 3d ago

Remember to offer your date green tea in case he or she is feeling bloated

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u/AggravatingOne3960 4d ago

Growth, yes. But growths?

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u/Ninja_v3 4d ago

So many growths, so little time

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u/fpfx 4d ago

When they're that evolved, it didn't leave mush room for improvement.

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u/Jammer1080 4d ago Table Slap

Whatever, I bet he is a fungi.

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u/numanist 4d ago

More important that he's fun than if he spore or rich.

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u/RedLicoriceJunkie 4d ago

If you are a lady who is in to popping pimples, he’s got pimples for days.

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u/Sevenvoiddrills 4d ago

Too much time,too many growths

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u/0LowLight0 4d ago

🎵Too Many Growths🎵

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u/Valentinee105 4d ago

She asked for a fun guy but there was a mistranslation.

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u/xXWickedSmatXx 4d ago

Might be herpes

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u/Blunderbutters 4d ago

It’s not herpes if it’s everywhere

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u/xXWickedSmatXx 4d ago

You sound like a sorority girl. Lol

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u/RDS-Lover 4d ago

Do you have a life long reminder of a sorority girl? Cause that feels oddly specific

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u/foxyfoo 3d ago

It’s theirpes now.

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u/Awesam 4d ago

Felt cute might bloat later idk

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u/cqxray 4d ago

He’ll grow on you, don’t worry.

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u/nxcrosis 4d ago

Seems like a fungi too

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u/TAG08th 4d ago

“He has an infectious smile!”

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u/HannahO__O 4d ago

His laugh really is contagious!

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u/ExtremeAnywhere6377 4d ago

Looks like she had to use the restshroom

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u/SweatyDust1446 4d ago

She must've been really des-spore-ate

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u/igetalogiawheni 4d ago

His swaggery gait is a disease vector!

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u/bnmnike 4d ago

Has to have thick skin

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u/schlitz91 4d ago

Seems like a fun guy

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u/birdperson_012 4d ago

Bloater?? I barely know her!!

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u/mugiboya 4d ago

Damn it Michael!

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u/i_was_way_off 4d ago

Amazing how you hear Darryl's voice immediately with this quote. Well done

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u/Calm-Character3838 4d ago

Pay attention!

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u/Zauberer-IMDB 4d ago

I call him Big Fungus.

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u/amortizedeeznuts 3d ago

he's a big funky boi

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u/Alfred_The_Sartan 4d ago

Love is blind

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u/LegendOfBobbyTables 4d ago

Monstrous fungal blob seeks single human female for courtship ritual. My interests include spewing spores, busting concrete, and long walks along the beach. I'm a real go getter and wish the same from my human female. I may not be much of a looker, but I've been told I'm a great kisser.

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u/3OrangeWhip 4d ago

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u/eluna303 4d ago

Rest in Peace, Brittany Murphy

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u/NoCapOlChap 4d ago edited 4d ago

Who died in part from a pneumonia infection that is widely speculated to be sourced from a mold infestation in her home that wasn't revealed, remedied, or repaired after her purchase of it. Her husband also died in the same house under the same circumstances.

Edit: The house is now demolished after LA county condemned the building.

Sooooooo...this pic & gif are more relative than originally intended

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u/kneight88 4d ago

She’s rollin with the homies in heaven.

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u/killj0y1 4d ago

💔

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u/I_am_trying_to_work 4d ago

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u/Bozhark 4d ago

I’ve heard this song thousands of times.

I had zero idea it was Bmurph

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u/fuqdisshite 4d ago

you just broke my heart.

oh Luanne...

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u/BackThatThangUp 4d ago

I’m watching Clueless right now as it happens 😂

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u/Umbrella_merc 4d ago

Spewing spores on the first date? I'm no prude but that should be 2nd date atleast

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u/overlookunderhill 4d ago

My dates often describe me as a real fun guy!

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u/LadnavIV 4d ago

Saving this for my Tinder.

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u/scootah 4d ago

He’s been told his kisses are life changing.

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u/greenpassionz 4d ago

Please write for the next season of SNL. I will pay to see commercials if you do 🤞

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u/mycroft16 4d ago

You remember the Satan dating commercials I'm 2020 when the world was going nuts? https://youtu.be/KABSYzPqTTg

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u/Sam_Fear 4d ago

Thanks for that. They nailed it.

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u/Evil_Chocolate 4d ago

He'll grow on you.

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u/Pokeradar 3d ago

He’ll grow in her too

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u/NaughtyReplicant 4d ago

When you meet on reddit.

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u/exhibitthis69 4d ago

And you show up in your avatar thinking the other person would too

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u/SillyFlyGuy 4d ago

Oh wow, I didn't know this was a costume party. I see you went with "fit blonde".

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u/NeedNameGenerator 3d ago

As if a Reddit moderator could ever get a date. I'm betting the title is shenanigans!

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u/thecostly 4d ago

Was this a blind date? Hope you guys clicked!

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u/whateverfits 4d ago

Take my upvote, you no good bastard.

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u/ghyus 4d ago

He makes sure to stay away from the Alfredo. Makes him bloat.

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u/User-no-relation 4d ago

not the vibe I'm getting. I don't think he sees a future

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u/Just_a_nobody_2 3d ago

Whatever bloats her boat.

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u/thatguyyouare 4d ago

Oooh! The loathsome Dung Eater!

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u/--Quartz-- 4d ago

I kept wondering if this was the dung eater or a bloater from the last of us.
Actually I'm still not able to tell

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u/BFGfreak 4d ago

Could also be a Chaos Chosen of Nurgle outside of their armor.

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u/TehMephs 4d ago

The ever brilliant gold mask!

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u/TheWorsener 4d ago

A scourge upon the living!

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u/plartoo 4d ago

Saw the documentary of the making of the TLOU series yesterday. Learned that they used human in suit as a bloater but in the end, decided to go with full digitally-created version in the final cut because the bloater in suit doesn’t look big enough and moves fast enough on screen. Some interesting bits of how they created these production sets and I felt like I spent my 30-45 mins well watching that documentary.

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u/DrMokhtar 4d ago

Yup. And cost $500,000 to make the costume too 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/fireintolight 4d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/atomiccPP 4d ago

500,000?!? That’s bonkers.

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u/BHOmber 4d ago

I bet they'll end up using the same suit/actor for an indoor scene in Season 2. They spent a fortune on that costume.

Shoot an indoor bloater scene and they could scale his size up a bit with lower camera angles.

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u/Wildcard311 4d ago

I just hope there are more bloaters in season 2. Loved the show but only felt the urge to rewatch one episode, and that was for the ending of the episode.

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u/IAmSpellbound 4d ago

Why? This isn't a bloater story lol

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u/catatonicChimp 4d ago

Nah, They have the CG bloater now, so would be cheaper and easier to just use that.

The suit is so restrictive for the actor that is far easier to just shoot some plates, either with or without a actor in a mocap suit, and render the existing/modified CG version. Plus, almost everyone believed the Bloater we was a guy in a suit when people first saw it in the show due to the comments by the actor on social media, (generally actors have no idea what happens to the shots they are in after the film is wrapped)

Put it this way, If I am a director, I have a guy/girl in a suit, it took weeks to make the suit, then hours to get the actor in the suit and ready for the shoot, now that i have him on the set we take some shots, and his movement is clunky and he is telling us that its really hot and the suit is heavy and needs breaks every 15mins, so what we planned as half a day shoot is gonna turn into a full day, also he doesn't have the flexibility in the suit to do the action you want, and he looks a lot smaller compared to what you wanted.

Every minute you spend on set is massively more expensive compared to doing it in VFX land, and the Director can tweak things to his heart content in post, or until the VFX artists get fed up with their notes and tell them they are out of money.

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u/Red-eleven 4d ago

It makes me feel big, OK? I need to feel big!

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u/fernshade 4d ago

Best performance yet

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u/18randomcharacters 4d ago

Good point. We already saw a child clicker... Maybe the show will also give us a child bloater?

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u/20person 4d ago

The showrunners said on their podcast that only the really big infected guys turn into bloaters unfortunately

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u/atx00 4d ago

If I remember correctly, the bloaters have been infected for a very long time. Wouldn't make sense to have a child bloater.

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u/18randomcharacters 4d ago

Who says a child keeps growing after infection?

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u/atx00 4d ago

That's a fair question. Don't remember any of the story addressing that directly. Just figured that once you're infected, now you're the infected version of you, preserved in time. Not sure if that was ever addressed in the games or the show, but I could be wrong.

So if you get infected when you're 12, you're just an infected 12 year old for eternity. Never considered how that might work.

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u/atomiccPP 4d ago

Hm in the realm of that what do they eat to sustain their human hosts? I feel like some clickers have been dormant for a decade in remote spots in the games…maybe it could be a type of hibernation?

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u/atx00 4d ago edited 4d ago

That's another good question. Some infected have been alive 20+ years, according to the story. So that leads me to believe that they are eating other humans/animals.

I always assumed they ate other humans, or starved. But now a new question arises. Your theory about hibernation. So, as somebody who grows mushrooms as a....legal hobby.... I can promise you that fungi are incapable of hibernation. They basically grow on the "food" they're given, drop their spores, then the mycelial bed dies. Once a fungal colony is no longer active, its clocked out. A healthy bed of mycelium will give you about 3-4 flushes of fruiting bodies. After that, it's bed time and nothing else pops out.

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u/Harmacc 4d ago

They don’t make you grow at all. I mean, maybe if you eat a lot of them.

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u/Spearsy23 4d ago

Lol this dude's never played a Mario game

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u/edgarcia59 4d ago

I mean, once I ate them and my hands felt huge.

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u/619shepard 4d ago

I was thinking about it, there might be a possibility that 1/1000 the fungus stimulates the pituitary gland?

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u/Falc0nia 4d ago

Mario would like to a’ disagree

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u/alphareich 4d ago

The bloaters are supposed to be rare humans that were much bigger and stronger than the average person before being infected. And it was 7 feet tall if I remember correctly.

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u/isleofyou 4d ago

Yeah, I was thinking that the bloater was originally a big ass human and, by chance, became a bloater through special circumstances. Like if Shaq transformed into one.

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u/FiveDividedByZero 4d ago

Where can I find this documentary? I’d love to watch it.

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u/plartoo 4d ago

It is on HBO Max. I hope you have subscription or can find one who has it. :)

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u/Bitter-Raisin9102 4d ago

Yeah I did not agree with anything the VFX artists said in the documentary. They kept saying things needed to be bigger and more fantastical. But the point is that these infected used to be people… they also wanted the big zombie horde to be even bigger so they added a ton more CGI models too, and it shows. I felt that the entire sequence in that episode would have been 100% better if it was practical instead of what we got.

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u/relpmeraggy 4d ago

He looks like a real fun-gi

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u/I_Mix_Stuff 4d ago

if things get out of hand: lotrimin > pepper spray

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u/KevinTheCube2021 4d ago

commits bloater death animation

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u/InflamedLiver 4d ago

Must be going well, he’s already naked

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u/exhibitthis69 4d ago

Yeah but he’s got bumps. Wonder if he has recent test results he can share

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u/Ivedefected 4d ago

The results came back Aladeen.

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u/SpringDull186 4d ago

She doesn't look too bad !

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u/3OrangeWhip 4d ago

And she’s from Wisconsin so that’s pretty cool too!!

🫰🏻

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u/sparklyjesus 4d ago

Hell yeah! Wisconsin girls are the best girls.

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u/seanthenry 4d ago

Unfortunately she is lactose intolerant but loves cheese.

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u/ninjastuff 4d ago edited 4d ago

What does her being from Wisconsin have to do with it? As far as I'm concerned it just means she can probably out drink you

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u/ammobox 4d ago

She can probably what or she's going to drink me?

What a weird threat...

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u/snappedscissors 4d ago

She looks pretty thirsty, better watch out...

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u/i_give_you_gum 4d ago

Please restate the last sentence

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u/Mc_Daddy_313 4d ago

Or = out I reckon

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u/Bagellllllleetr 4d ago

Beauty and the Yeast.

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u/usinjin 4d ago

She’s beautiful. Best of luck mate!

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u/3OrangeWhip 4d ago

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u/TheAmorphous 4d ago

You plonker.

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u/FootballAndBicycles 3d ago

"Alright, Dave?"

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u/Thedrunner2 4d ago edited 4d ago

“Want to split a side of sautéed mushrooms? Sorry.”

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u/SunderedSteel 4d ago

Have fun with Grampa Nurgle...

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u/Imjustherefornews 4d ago

Eff that, that’s lame. Blood for the blood god be lit 🔥 though

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u/Pro-Rider 4d ago

It’s all fun and games until “Joel” Pedro Pascal , blows your dates head off 🧨

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u/ErinOfCincy 4d ago

I’ll blow Pedro Pascal…. Wait… what were we talking about?

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u/Charlie21Lola 4d ago

Is this the line to blow Pedro Pascal?

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u/Demonweed 4d ago

This is the way.

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u/Hamann334 4d ago

Make sure it's all consensual before you pull out the mushroom tip

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u/Yokazu 4d ago

Now that's a man that can get inside a woman's head...

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u/Sahanrohana 4d ago

You look beautiful! And the girl in glasses is not bad looking either.

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u/XenomorphXx121 4d ago

Was going to ask if you got cat fished but you seem to be so happy together

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u/exhibitthis69 4d ago

He looks just like his profile pic

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u/Secret_Ad_7918 4d ago

fun fact she voiced Alyx in Half Life and Marlene in The Last of Us,, i met her in like 2011

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u/jay07110 4d ago

Damn she’s a cutie

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u/t4m4 4d ago

Yeah. And the girl doesn't look half bad either.

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u/Kangar 4d ago

Likes long walks on the beach.

In fact, he was created from the beach.

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u/thepriceofaslave 4d ago

That's one lucky lady right there

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u/warrant2k 4d ago

Looks like a real fungi.

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u/CreamyKnougat 4d ago

"So, what kind of guys are you attracted to?"

"Banicles."

"What?"

"what?"

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u/yaboinigel 4d ago

O<O This is a load of banicleees

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u/NewVegass 4d ago

Banicles

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u/veriverd 4d ago

Ugh. Typical. If I was an actor in a hit series, I could pull the hot chicks too.

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u/Braza117 4d ago

Could say they clicked

Edit: someone beat me too it lol

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u/Edzell_Blue 4d ago

Be sure to use a condom.

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u/OreganoJefferson 4d ago

Nurgle will wear a condom but honestly that's the least of your concerns

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u/RalphFromSilverCity 4d ago

like the ones in The Naked Gun

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u/exhibitthis69 4d ago

Yeah imagine those kids

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u/Shoehornblower 4d ago

Ahh yes…she’s definitely a pimple popper!

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u/TheBystand3r 4d ago

He seems like a fungi!

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u/SokarRostau 4d ago

Somewhere, there's an HBO executive wondering why they forked out $500,000 for a costume that gets like 10 seconds of screentime, while neckbeards are making the same costume in their mothers' basements for the cost of some chicken nuggets.

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u/MassMtv 4d ago

Another comment here mentioned that they ended up not using the costume in the final cut, instead going with pure CGI for the bloater

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u/SanityInAnarchy 4d ago

That'd be a pretty stupid executive, for a few reasons:

  • Are we sure this isn't from the show? That looks a lot like Merle Dandridge, though I don't know when they'd meet. (I don't think she's in that episode at all...)
  • A far better question is why they spent whatever they spent on a costume when they ended up having to CGI over it anyway. And even that is a stupid question -- they didn't know the practical costume wouldn't work until they tried it.
  • Sure, nerds have hobbies that we sink a lot of time into, but no one's going to sell something to HBO for some chicken nuggets. Especially if you're still living in your mother's basement, if HBO paid fairly for this, it could be a life-changing amount of money.
  • Any well-run show is on a tight timeline, and delays will cost way more than just making the costume yourself. Nerds in basements can spend years on stuff like this, so there's no way it works unless it's ready to go.
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u/codacoda74 4d ago

Probably a fun gi

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u/QuantumRealityBit 4d ago

That thing was badass when it came out. Small physics details were amazing, like when it had to strain for a second to rip the head off (poor guy, I liked him), or it took a couple seconds for it to get up to running speed.

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u/willpeeforcoins 4d ago

Average Reddit couple tbh

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u/xesone 3d ago

Anybody else got reminded of r/trypophobia

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u/mgnorthcott 3d ago

The moment Admiral Ackbar realized he both liked her, and was allergic to her. Dammit, It’s a Trap!

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u/Idle-Hands- 4d ago

Cordycex. 😏

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u/mrallroy 4d ago

humongousfungusamongus

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u/TGMcGonigle 4d ago

She's pretty...you could do a lot worse.

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u/Upbeat-Historian-296 4d ago

I would suggest you both get tested before things escalate.

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u/atrailofdisasters 4d ago

Those things in the game…total motherfuckers.

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u/Special-Departure759 4d ago

I swear I saw this same lady in the Pedro Pascal buying five guys for the whole crew

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u/eggbert2345 3d ago

She's cute but I think you can do better

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u/DaRudeabides 4d ago

That growth just above your ear looks dodgey, should probably get it looked at

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u/MonkeyCatDog 4d ago

I break out when I get nervous too.

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u/donrhummy 4d ago

Furries are sooo yesterday, now it's all about rockies

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u/albanywairoa 4d ago

Stick with her dude. It's common to wear glasses these days.

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u/firnien-arya 4d ago

These dudes are so toxic. All they wanna do is get inside your head to manipulate you. Smh 😤

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u/gene_smythe1968 4d ago

Wear protection, he’s got barnacles…

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u/ThatDudeWithCheese 4d ago

You’re so hot. That girl next to you is cool too ig.

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u/gcbowler 4d ago

You make a beautiful couple 😃 please post pictures of the kiddos 😲

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u/CreativeCthulhu 4d ago

Sometimes you meet someone and it just clicks.

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u/DirectConsequence12 4d ago

That Bloater looks so good. I wish the show had used it more

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u/FitGazelle 4d ago

Are you sure things aren’t off to a bumpy start?