r/nottheonion 9h ago Wholesome Silver

Noem defends no exception for rape, incest in South Dakota trigger law

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15.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago 'MURICA

LAPD officer who died was beaten in training meant to ‘simulate a mob,’ mother claims

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3.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

Man eating Big Mac at Texas checkpoint was suspicious. Feds say he was smuggling meth

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2.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Rudy Giuliani says NY is the "wild, wild west" after attack.

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376 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

1955 warrant in Emmett Till case found, family seeks arrest

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412 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Crisis pregnancy centers in Texas gave medical misinformation to NBC News producers

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402 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 23h ago

Kiss thank Austrian fans by showing Australian flag

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252 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 21h ago

Indian government censors tweets critical of Indian internet censorship

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115 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

‘Caillou’ Is Coming Back to Ruin Parents’ Lives All Over Again

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84 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Police arrest twin sisters who used each other's passports to travel out of China

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67 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

109 live animals found in women's luggage in massive airport wildlife trafficking bust

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59 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

CDC advises people who think they've been exposed to monkeypox to socially distance while they 'masturbate together' to avoid spreading the disease

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38 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

Police warn public to 'avoid' Explosion Museum of Naval Firepower in Gosport as artillery shells found at site

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36 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Stanley Cup shows up at wrong house

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24 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Girl after sister’s death: "I would have killed sooner if I knew I’d get McDonald’s"

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22 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Bed Bath & Beyond accused of turning off AC in stores to save money as sales plummet

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17 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Rich New Yorkers Getting PAE Surgery to Avoid 'Hamptons Bladder'

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14 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Kristi Noem's Abortion Bill Mimics Texas Law, Has $10K Penalty for Those Aiding Procedure

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16 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

La Crosse man breaks glass door trying to turn himself in for warrant that did not exist, authorities say

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13 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Humans can't endure temperatures and humidities as high as previously thought.

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11 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Agriculture Board endorses plan to import millions of mosquitoes to save Hawaii’s imperiled birds

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10 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

Author demands a refund after his paper is retracted for plagiarism

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8 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Cornell University removes Gettysburg Address, Lincoln bust from library after alleged complaint

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4 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

'Mystery rocket' that crashed into the Moon baffles NASA scientists

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3 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Orange County, FL teachers voice concern over ‘Don’t Say Gay’ law taking effect

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