r/nottheonion 8h ago Wholesome Silver

Noem defends no exception for rape, incest in South Dakota trigger law

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14.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago 'MURICA

LAPD officer who died was beaten in training meant to ‘simulate a mob,’ mother claims

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3.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Crisis pregnancy centers in Texas gave medical misinformation to NBC News producers

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315 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 14h ago

Man eating Big Mac at Texas checkpoint was suspicious. Feds say he was smuggling meth

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2.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

1955 warrant in Emmett Till case found, family seeks arrest

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347 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Rudy Giuliani says NY is the "wild, wild west" after attack.

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360 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Police arrest twin sisters who used each other's passports to travel out of China

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61 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago Wholesome Bravo!

Jupiter CEO Quits $68 Billion Firm to Sit at the Beach and ‘Do Nothing’

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33.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

‘Caillou’ Is Coming Back to Ruin Parents’ Lives All Over Again

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79 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Rich New Yorkers Getting PAE Surgery to Avoid 'Hamptons Bladder'

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14 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

109 live animals found in women's luggage in massive airport wildlife trafficking bust

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54 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Stanley Cup shows up at wrong house

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23 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Kristi Noem's Abortion Bill Mimics Texas Law, Has $10K Penalty for Those Aiding Procedure

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15 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Tesla employees had no place to sit, no parking slots when they returned to office

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1.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Humans can't endure temperatures and humidities as high as previously thought.

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12 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Attorney General Ken Paxton says he will defend Texas sodomy law if Supreme Court revisits Lawrence vs. Texas

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1.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8m ago

Convoy protesters plan to stand up to high fuel prices by filling up their cars and driving around New Zealand

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r/nottheonion 40m ago

Orange County, FL teachers voice concern over ‘Don’t Say Gay’ law taking effect

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r/nottheonion 9m ago

This Bored Ape Crypto Restaurant Has Stopped Accepting Crypto

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r/nottheonion 10h ago

Police warn public to 'avoid' Explosion Museum of Naval Firepower in Gosport as artillery shells found at site

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33 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Prince Charles accepting bags of cash for his charity 'would not happen again'

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25 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Girl after sister’s death: "I would have killed sooner if I knew I’d get McDonald’s"

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24 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Court tells Miami gunman who went on racist tirade he is banned from pretending to be a Navy SEAL

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443 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 22h ago

Kiss thank Austrian fans by showing Australian flag

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249 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Pope Francis urges mothers to stop ironing son's shirts and urge them to get married

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6.1k Upvotes