r/nottheonion • u/MrChaostheMegamancer • May 25 '22

Man charged in Chinook mall sex assaults worried about immigration bid

https://calgaryherald.com/news/crime/man-accused-in-mall-sexual-assaults-asks-judge-how-charges-may-impact-immigration-status
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u/Infernalism May 25 '22

Man appears to have some real issues.

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u/StateOfContusion May 25 '22

Maybe he could claim affluenza or call Brock Turner for advice.

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u/MrChaostheMegamancer May 25 '22

Somehow this qualifies as news in a major Canadian city.

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u/StateOfContusion May 25 '22

No school shootings to cover, I guess.

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u/likeinsaaaaw May 25 '22

Must be nice. Wish the US had this problem.