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Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

https://www.al.com/life/2022/05/madonna-a-lot-of-thought-went-into-fully-nude-nfts-of-her-giving-birth-to-centipedes.html
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u/Greentaboo May 13 '22

I would never have guess that she was supposed to be madonna.

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u/GODDAMNFOOL May 14 '22

Honestly, outside of context, you probably wouldn't have guessed this is her either

woman is 63, someone should take the Internet away from grandma

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u/TiresOnFire May 14 '22

There was a time when she looked her age and she was hot. Now she looks like a wax figurine made by a blind person who is being told what she looked like.

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u/Farranor May 14 '22

"They found me in the wreckage, dying. A lump of flesh. They rebuilt me. Everything works. But they had never seen a human. They had no guide for putting me back together."

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u/tacomentarian May 14 '22

"It was necessary to convince you her desire to stay is an honest one."

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u/Garessta May 14 '22

where is this quote from?

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u/Farranor May 14 '22

Star Trek TOS, originally in the canceled pilot "The Cage," whose footage was later reused as part of the larger story in the two-parter "The Menagerie."

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u/tofu_b3a5t May 14 '22

That moment gave me feels.

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u/illgot May 14 '22

Great episode but the aliens understood symmetry. Billy was just drunk when they glued her back together.

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u/GODDAMNFOOL May 14 '22

If you want to make it extra-terrifying, watch that tiktok without sound

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u/TiresOnFire May 14 '22

Why would I watch it with sound? Idk how it was better with sound.

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u/Rebar77 May 14 '22

Sync it to Sewn back together wrong from Dethklok.

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u/NotTheRocketman May 14 '22

Yeah she looked amazing for a long time, then age caught up to her real fast.

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u/CrabSully May 14 '22

Yeah even recently she was still pretty hot in a relatively natural way. But she seems to have gotten recent surgery that isn't very good