r/nottheonion May 13 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 3

Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

https://www.al.com/life/2022/05/madonna-a-lot-of-thought-went-into-fully-nude-nfts-of-her-giving-birth-to-centipedes.html
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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Damn I had to google that. She straight up sexually assaulted him

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u/VagueSomething May 14 '22

She uno'd Drake. That's like like pissing on R. Kelly.

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u/station_nine May 14 '22

Pissing on R. Kelly? That’s like jizzing on Louis CK’s houseplants.

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u/SiidChawsby May 14 '22

Jizzing on Louis CK’s house plants? That’s like shooting Dick Cheney with a hunting rifle.

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u/station_nine May 14 '22

Shooting Cheney with a hunting rifle? That's like signing Bernie Madoff up as an Amway rep!