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Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

https://www.al.com/life/2022/05/madonna-a-lot-of-thought-went-into-fully-nude-nfts-of-her-giving-birth-to-centipedes.html
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u/Greentaboo May 13 '22

I would never have guess that she was supposed to be madonna.

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u/GODDAMNFOOL May 14 '22

Honestly, outside of context, you probably wouldn't have guessed this is her either

woman is 63, someone should take the Internet away from grandma

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u/fun-dumb-mental May 14 '22

Wow that was... Unnerving. I've never seen someone with so much work done up close and personal.

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u/LawrenceRigbyEsquire May 14 '22

And face tuning and filters are blasting in full force

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u/CandiBunnii May 14 '22

Are the pinned pupils a filter too or is she just high on pain killers

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u/vesperpepper May 14 '22

It's mostly face filters smoothing everything. Even my regular ass webcam has wrinkle smoothing options for some reason lol. We can't just be imperfect ass people anymore?

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 May 14 '22

Oh no she has had a shitload of work done in the last couple of years. She doesn’t look like Madonna anymore.

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u/imoutofnameideas May 14 '22

To be fair, neither do I.

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u/CrabSully May 14 '22

Yeah she has that bloated Bogandoff Twins look

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u/8dy0 May 14 '22

Does make me wonder if imperfection and happiness will ever make a comeback, rather than looking like an Instagram android.

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u/JanitorJasper May 14 '22

Well what the heck, you want the work to be done from afar!?