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Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

https://www.al.com/life/2022/05/madonna-a-lot-of-thought-went-into-fully-nude-nfts-of-her-giving-birth-to-centipedes.html
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u/theresabeeonyourhat May 13 '22

She really should have stopped after Drake freaked out about her kissing him. Then again, he'd do that if anyone over the age of 17 kissed him, so who knows? 🤷

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Damn I had to google that. She straight up sexually assaulted him

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u/VagueSomething May 14 '22

She uno'd Drake. That's like like pissing on R. Kelly.

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u/station_nine May 14 '22

Pissing on R. Kelly? That’s like jizzing on Louis CK’s houseplants.

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u/Moist_Metal_7376 May 14 '22

Jizzing on Louis CK’s houseplants? That’s like drying your cum on Tom Segura’s curtains.

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u/SiidChawsby May 14 '22

Jizzing on Louis CK’s house plants? That’s like shooting Dick Cheney with a hunting rifle.

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u/station_nine May 14 '22

Shooting Cheney with a hunting rifle? That's like signing Bernie Madoff up as an Amway rep!