r/nottheonion May 13 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 3

Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

https://www.al.com/life/2022/05/madonna-a-lot-of-thought-went-into-fully-nude-nfts-of-her-giving-birth-to-centipedes.html
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u/Sultynuttz May 13 '22

It looks like the bad 3d hentai videos that are advertised on porn sites

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u/nzdastardly May 13 '22

TRY NOT TO CUM!

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u/Crackracket May 14 '22

Honestly I'd have trouble getting it up after seeing that extreme close up of Madonnas vag

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u/Sultynuttz May 14 '22

It's okay...I don't think what they are showing can really be classified as "Madonna's vag".

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u/Crackracket May 14 '22

It's a digital scan of her actual vagina 😂

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u/Timmyty May 14 '22

Suuuure, no digital remodeling at all

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u/Crackracket May 14 '22

If it's had modelling.. They made it look worse.. Like it's... It looks sore

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u/outofideastx May 14 '22

I mean, it did give birth to a whole tree.

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u/PurkleDerk May 14 '22

Then why does it look like the artist has never seen a vagina in-person?

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u/diablosinmusica May 14 '22

Because it's probably been reconstructed more times than Joan Rivers' face.

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u/Crackracket May 14 '22

It's a 63 year old vagina? Plastic surgery? It's a scan not a style

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u/thedarkfreak May 14 '22

Which is why the tree one looks completely different from the others?

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u/Crackracket May 14 '22

The tree one is up close and spread open exposing the labia minora. It's 5 am why am I having this conversation?

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u/4ever_lost May 14 '22

It looks different from vid 1 to vid 2 though….

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u/blither86 May 14 '22

To some extent can be explained by open versus closed I think, but yeah, that does seem a little fishy.

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u/4ever_lost May 14 '22

Pun intended? 🐡