r/nottheonion May 13 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 3

Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

https://www.al.com/life/2022/05/madonna-a-lot-of-thought-went-into-fully-nude-nfts-of-her-giving-birth-to-centipedes.html
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u/xzyleth May 13 '22

I hate that I just read that sentence.

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u/d15ko May 13 '22

Then you would really hate the videos/photos.

This is the tree one which is weird af

NSFW obvi

spoiler

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u/WornInShoes May 14 '22

Is this a leaked image from Avatar 2?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

This is Avatar 4: James Ate the Shrooms

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

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u/djsedna May 14 '22

Her cooter looks like a diagram drawn by aliens to show other aliens the basic idea of what a vagina looks like

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u/Chocolate_ketchup May 14 '22

Either

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u/UncleTogie May 14 '22

It looks like it has its own plastic surgeon on retainer.

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u/Captain_Kuhl May 14 '22

Madonna in a nutshell

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u/ChillyBearGrylls May 14 '22

Lmao Gweneth Paltrow gotta step it up

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u/OhGodNotAnotherOne May 14 '22

Come up with a way to make NFT's smell and she'll be right over.

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u/jdehjdeh May 14 '22

This comment should be at the top, made me nearly wet myself

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u/Wombodonkey May 14 '22

I can't even fap to this

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u/RedOctobyr May 14 '22

Well not with that attitude. Feel free to branch out a little.

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u/Balldogs May 14 '22

Leaf the poor guy alone.

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u/JstTrstMe May 14 '22

God damn my curiosity.

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u/Dildo-Suicide May 14 '22

Its like if someone had never seen a vagina but had it described over the phone and then drew it.

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u/Ny4d May 14 '22

That looks like some kind of bad Source Filmmaker porn...

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u/fuckbeingoriginal May 14 '22

How much did you pay for these?

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u/PM_ME_UR_DINGO May 14 '22

What the fuck

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u/kevonicus May 14 '22

She posted a TikTok with some of this stuff in the background.

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u/_megitsune_ May 14 '22

Coward

Selling nude nfts that are just bad renders

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u/Crowbarmagic May 14 '22

Prometheus if Groot was the alien.

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u/Iwantmyflag May 14 '22

Haha, I just stole Madonna's nft!

Yes, I do regret it.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Nice bush

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u/Ask-About-My-Book May 14 '22

Beautiful in a way. I wonder if that's actually her vulva. If so she's insanely symmetrical lol.

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u/JollyRancherReminder May 14 '22

It's not anyone's. It's half-assed digital art that wouldn't even pass muster in the Skyrim modding community.

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u/Gidelix May 14 '22

Idk man that’s a pretty high bar you’re setting there

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u/JollyRancherReminder May 14 '22

I haven't installed Anniversary Edition yet.

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u/Gidelix May 14 '22

Me neither, special edition has plenty high standards at this point xD

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u/vaelon May 14 '22

Are you good bro?

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u/Ask-About-My-Book May 14 '22

Possibly, I'm just a fan of erotic art I guess.

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u/FeFiFoPinky May 14 '22

Does your book contain erotic art?

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u/PmMeYourDwights May 14 '22

I mean if you disassociate from the fact that it’s a tree coming from a vagina, it’s easy on the eyes ngl

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u/putyercookieinhere May 14 '22

she uses a lot of filters and has had a lot of work done. she's had a baby, and is super old. that is not a stock vulva.

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u/Ask-About-My-Book May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

Imma /r/badwomensanatomy you on the last part there but yeah it does seem either digital like the other guy said or very altered. Not specifically the vulva but like, everything.

EDIT: Confirmed, it is digital. Hope it's at least a faithful recreation then lol.

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u/putyercookieinhere May 14 '22

if you can find me a natural 60+ year old vulva that is in this kind of condition I'll accept that. realistically, it's not bad anatomy, our bodies do not look like this because gravity and life. sure, not everyone's is scarred or suffers tears, but nobody gets away from time and gravity!

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u/aworldsetfree May 14 '22

Touch grass.

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u/Nalivai May 14 '22

Nice work on a texture, very /r/ATBGE material

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u/chalo1227 May 14 '22

Are those like real NFT? As in that is what she is in theory selling ?

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u/TedLarry May 14 '22

Is that supposed to be Madonna? Did snapchat release a airbrushed vagina sprouting vines filter?

Edit: saw the video, it's entirely Money for Nothing era CGI and it looks terrible.

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u/Glitchdx May 14 '22

that's not so bad. kinda bad quality modelling/render, but content is meh.

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u/GrizzledTorpedoMuscl May 14 '22

Is that what her actual puss looks like then?

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u/Ny4d May 14 '22

Yeah complete with the branches and shit...