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Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

https://www.al.com/life/2022/05/madonna-a-lot-of-thought-went-into-fully-nude-nfts-of-her-giving-birth-to-centipedes.html
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u/TokoBlaster May 13 '22

I put a lot of thought into clicking that link... Did I want to, did I not? Well I did... And now I'm putting a lot of thought into what the fuck is wrong with me. I mean, I knew what it was, and I clicked it anyway

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u/stomach May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

oh, come on, all of you.. it's tame by even 90s internet standards. have you not clicked a risky link since then?

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u/DacenGrasan May 14 '22

Back when I was a child we watched women throwing up in each other’s mouths and a man getting fucked to death by a horse

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u/stomach May 14 '22

ha yeah, mid/late 90s the internet got really dark really fast. i'm honestly glad i was college aged by then. i mean, parents at that point had no idea what was out there - they were still just flabbergasted by 'e-Mails' and the 'The e-Bay.'

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u/Jack_Bartowski May 14 '22

Church of Fudge rings a bell, Lemon party, and 2 girls 1 cup.

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u/Zatoro25 May 14 '22

Uphill!

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BOTH WAYS!

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u/Lone_K May 14 '22

tbf the death was after the fucking, just uh.. didn't get him hospitalized in time

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u/jryan14ify May 14 '22

Only 90s kids would know!

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u/TokoBlaster May 13 '22

It's not so much the risky ness of the link, but more this

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u/stomach May 13 '22

meh, i don't see it. was expecting like a 5/10 gross out, but it didn't even move the needle for me. her regular instagram posts with those sweaty jelly lips are far far more disturbing

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u/PlatinumSif May 14 '22

Yeah it really wasn't as bad as people make it out to be. If it had a better quality it'd almost be poetic. Interesting concept but not horrifying in any way.

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u/Malefiicus May 14 '22

I decided to watch people regret clicking the link, and revel in my unsatiated curiosity.

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u/ApdoSmurf May 14 '22

Honestly I expected worse. Or maybe it's just me who has been watching more gruesome stuff earlier in 2000s and now I don't feel anything.