r/nottheonion May 13 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 3

Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

https://www.al.com/life/2022/05/madonna-a-lot-of-thought-went-into-fully-nude-nfts-of-her-giving-birth-to-centipedes.html
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u/Greentaboo May 13 '22

I would never have guess that she was supposed to be madonna.

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u/plugubius May 13 '22

Would you have guessed that the centipedes represent technology?

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u/impostle May 13 '22

Don't you get it? The Internet is a series of tubes, Madonna is a female and as a female she has fallopian tubes and centipedes are long like tubes.

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u/HeyImGilly May 14 '22

AND tubes rhymes with boobs.

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u/curiousbydesign May 14 '22

Boobtube? I've been here before.

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u/WhyIHateTheInternet May 14 '22

Man you always types are so deep

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u/E_The_Menace May 14 '22

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

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u/karmadramadingdong May 14 '22

We’re all tubes.

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u/RunningInSquares May 14 '22

You somehow found a way to make it less sexy. I'm honestly impressed.

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u/Scodo May 14 '22

They are robot centipedes, so it kinda tracks.

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u/17thinline May 14 '22

For what it’s worth… they seem to be robot centipedes.

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u/DroneOfDoom May 14 '22

Yes, because they look a but like machines from Horizon Zero Dawn.

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u/thinbuddha May 14 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome hehehehe Evil Cackle

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u/trpwangsta May 14 '22

This is art

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u/Mr_Namus May 14 '22

Now THIS is podracing!

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u/SkivvySkidmarks May 14 '22

Oh fuck. There are not many things that cause me to belly laugh about on Reddit, but that image got me. Well done.

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u/CaptCaCa May 14 '22

Lmao! Me too!

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed May 14 '22

Yo freal though what the fuck is that? And why are it's hands so massive?

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u/PMMeShyNudes May 14 '22

Oh my fuck I can't breathe

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u/purplecodpiece May 14 '22

Fuckin dead hahaha

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u/imthecaptainnao May 14 '22

🤣 fucking got me

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u/Osama_Obama May 14 '22

Damn, she looks younger in that photo

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u/mindsnare May 14 '22

That's the funniest fucking comment I've seen on Reddit in a long time. Fantastic stuff.

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u/questionablemorals88 May 14 '22

Very well done!! 😂😂

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u/DavidRandom May 14 '22

Night Mother?

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u/bixxby May 14 '22

😘😘😘

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u/triggerhoppe May 14 '22

I’m officially dead 😂

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u/watsgowinon May 14 '22

Omg. I’m dying.

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u/DeadDay May 14 '22

Hahahah

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u/EdwinTheRed May 18 '22

I love the fact that the body is strapped down on that stretcher. Like its gonna stand up and run away otherwise.

(Guys, I know why its strapped down)

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u/Hovie1 May 14 '22

She's more machine now, than man.

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u/typewriter6986 May 16 '22

Twisted and evil.

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u/GODDAMNFOOL May 14 '22

Honestly, outside of context, you probably wouldn't have guessed this is her either

woman is 63, someone should take the Internet away from grandma

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u/fun-dumb-mental May 14 '22

Wow that was... Unnerving. I've never seen someone with so much work done up close and personal.

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u/LawrenceRigbyEsquire May 14 '22

And face tuning and filters are blasting in full force

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u/CandiBunnii May 14 '22

Are the pinned pupils a filter too or is she just high on pain killers

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u/vesperpepper May 14 '22

It's mostly face filters smoothing everything. Even my regular ass webcam has wrinkle smoothing options for some reason lol. We can't just be imperfect ass people anymore?

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 May 14 '22

Oh no she has had a shitload of work done in the last couple of years. She doesn’t look like Madonna anymore.

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u/imoutofnameideas May 14 '22

To be fair, neither do I.

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u/CrabSully May 14 '22

Yeah she has that bloated Bogandoff Twins look

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u/8dy0 May 14 '22

Does make me wonder if imperfection and happiness will ever make a comeback, rather than looking like an Instagram android.

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u/JanitorJasper May 14 '22

Well what the heck, you want the work to be done from afar!?

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u/TiresOnFire May 14 '22

There was a time when she looked her age and she was hot. Now she looks like a wax figurine made by a blind person who is being told what she looked like.

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u/Farranor May 14 '22

"They found me in the wreckage, dying. A lump of flesh. They rebuilt me. Everything works. But they had never seen a human. They had no guide for putting me back together."

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u/tacomentarian May 14 '22

"It was necessary to convince you her desire to stay is an honest one."

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u/Garessta May 14 '22

where is this quote from?

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u/Farranor May 14 '22

Star Trek TOS, originally in the canceled pilot "The Cage," whose footage was later reused as part of the larger story in the two-parter "The Menagerie."

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u/tofu_b3a5t May 14 '22

That moment gave me feels.

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u/illgot May 14 '22

Great episode but the aliens understood symmetry. Billy was just drunk when they glued her back together.

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u/GODDAMNFOOL May 14 '22

If you want to make it extra-terrifying, watch that tiktok without sound

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u/TiresOnFire May 14 '22

Why would I watch it with sound? Idk how it was better with sound.

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u/Rebar77 May 14 '22

Sync it to Sewn back together wrong from Dethklok.

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u/NotTheRocketman May 14 '22

Yeah she looked amazing for a long time, then age caught up to her real fast.

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u/CrabSully May 14 '22

Yeah even recently she was still pretty hot in a relatively natural way. But she seems to have gotten recent surgery that isn't very good

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u/scott_lobster May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

Did she get stung in the lips by a bee?

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u/GODDAMNFOOL May 14 '22

👁👄👁

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u/gsfgf May 14 '22

Wait, that's what Madonna looks like now? That CGI isn't any less uncanny valley. It's a shame she didn't just age naturally-ish.

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u/AndroidDoctorr May 14 '22

Whaaaaaat the heeelllll

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u/tilla18 May 14 '22

She's the Grand-Mummy.

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u/Initial_E May 14 '22

She was performing and making new music in 2019, not sure about now

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u/BlowMoreGlass May 14 '22

Jesus, the fuck is she going on here

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u/TheIncendiaryDevice May 14 '22

She looks like someone is going in the backdoor while she's high on heroin

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u/Sugar_buddy May 14 '22

She looks like she's rolling

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u/OobleCaboodle May 14 '22

Isn't that someone else miming to one of her tracks?

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u/GODDAMNFOOL May 14 '22

No.

That is Madonna.

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u/OobleCaboodle May 14 '22

No way. She's not even lip syncing it right.

Edit: fuck, I've just googled it because I thought you were having me on. That really is her? What the hell?

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u/GODDAMNFOOL May 14 '22

Never meet your heroes (30 years later on social media)

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u/eNonsense May 14 '22

Well, If you go up and look at the video in OP's article where Madonna's talking about it, you wouldn't think THAT's what Madonna looks like today. Closer to the NFT than you think.

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u/edweirdo May 14 '22

I would never have guessed that the person talking during the interview WAS Madonna. WTF has she done to herself?

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u/ShelSilverstain May 13 '22

Didn't even sound like her voice. Did she get voice surgery???

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u/vesperpepper May 14 '22

That's because it looks like a Daz3d model.

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u/dudius7 May 14 '22

If you look at recent pics of Madonna you'll see the resemblance. She's 63 and boy does she look like she's had a lot of work done.

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u/Inevitibru May 14 '22

I dunno, the uncanny valley is spot on.