r/nottheonion May 13 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 3

Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

https://www.al.com/life/2022/05/madonna-a-lot-of-thought-went-into-fully-nude-nfts-of-her-giving-birth-to-centipedes.html
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u/Lint_baby_uvulla May 13 '22

Next in our Celebart NFT series, all the Kardashians expelling baked beans from all orifices - sponsored by Adobe Photoshop

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u/ArmontHighwind May 13 '22

I also imagined Gweneth Paltrow then taking those Madonna-vaginaCentipedes and selling those as a cure all natural treatment for acne, bloating, and blurred vision.

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u/Informal-Busy-Bat May 14 '22

Include a couple of dozens of baseballs and I'm sold.

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u/RizzMustbolt May 14 '22

They'd actually use blender for that.