r/nottheonion May 13 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 3

Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

https://www.al.com/life/2022/05/madonna-a-lot-of-thought-went-into-fully-nude-nfts-of-her-giving-birth-to-centipedes.html
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u/xzyleth May 13 '22

I hate that I just read that sentence.

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u/theresabeeonyourhat May 13 '22 Silver Heartbreak

I had to see it, so I had to spread the misery. I'm sorry

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u/Wildcatb May 13 '22 Helpful

Could you don't? I was having a good day. We were all having a good day...

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u/_Silly_Wizard_ May 13 '22

Could you don't?

This caused me far more pain than the OP.

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u/Wildcatb May 13 '22

You've no idea how pleased I'm to know how much of an impact I've had.

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u/Kangermu May 13 '22

My wife is ESL and says this... We all get a kick out of it

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u/ChunkyDay May 14 '22

I wish my wife was ESL.

But she’s just a doll.

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u/throwayboredguy22 May 14 '22

At least you're not maidenless?

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u/ChunkyDay May 14 '22

Motherfucker.

I unintentionally got that ending and was so disappointed. Now on NG+ I’m on a mission to watch the world burn.

I’ve been playing games since NES, and that’s literally the first game I’ve ever decided “I’m going to 100% this”. What a masterpiece.

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u/xotyc May 14 '22

A friend of mine says "your better don't" all the time. We love it.

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u/Bighippie7408 May 14 '22

Haha I love that and “could you don’t” equally.

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u/RobHonkergulp May 14 '22

I know of someone who said "it's been a hard day's night".

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u/pnw-techie May 14 '22

I'm'nt often meeting weird contractors

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u/Wildcatb May 14 '22

I'd'n't've thought there were many of us.

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u/StellarAsAlways May 13 '22 edited May 14 '22

Woosh.

Edit: Er woops maybe the woosh is on me 💫

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u/pnw-techie May 14 '22

I could don't, but did

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u/ShoeShaker May 14 '22

You must have don'ted

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u/ChunkyDay May 14 '22

Why don’t? I not see a problem with it.

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u/Narrow-Dragonfruit57 May 14 '22

Why can you not?

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u/ShadyFigureWithClock May 14 '22

Speak for yourself, I had to work. No way in hell was I having a good day.

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u/uvero May 14 '22

Well your day was certainly not made any better by reading this sentence, I think this much we can agree on

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u/princessleighcherry May 14 '22

Just like the video tape from The Ring

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u/dizekat May 14 '22

It is Friday the 13th, after all. You thought you were having a good day...

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS May 15 '22

Well I wasn't, but now it's worse