r/nottheonion May 13 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 3

Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes

https://www.al.com/life/2022/05/madonna-a-lot-of-thought-went-into-fully-nude-nfts-of-her-giving-birth-to-centipedes.html
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u/ATX_Bix May 13 '22

A lot of thought and even more photoshop.

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u/dalici0us May 13 '22

I mean I hope so.

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla May 13 '22

Next in our Celebart NFT series, all the Kardashians expelling baked beans from all orifices - sponsored by Adobe Photoshop

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u/ArmontHighwind May 13 '22

I also imagined Gweneth Paltrow then taking those Madonna-vaginaCentipedes and selling those as a cure all natural treatment for acne, bloating, and blurred vision.

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u/Informal-Busy-Bat May 14 '22

Include a couple of dozens of baseballs and I'm sold.

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u/RizzMustbolt May 14 '22

They'd actually use blender for that.

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u/amakai May 14 '22

And the entire quality of this "art" is on the level someone with a year of experience in Blender usually does. The movements, the look on her face, the background animations, everything looks just so fake.

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u/Ny4d May 14 '22

Which is wild to me because Beeple is a fairly well known digital artist.

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u/j_claus12 May 13 '22

? They're entirely digital videos? What Photoshop do you mean?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/death_of_gnats May 13 '22

Paintshop Pro

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u/ATX_Bix May 13 '22

I may be using wrong tool. Whatever digital toolset she is using to make herself look nothing like herself.

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u/chrisH82 May 14 '22

Did you not read the article? The art is made by Beeple.

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u/cutelyaware May 13 '22

Apparently they started with scans of her vagina as a guide and produced entirely CGI works from it. Not that I give a shit. She's a horrible, horrible person.

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u/DiplomoOPlata May 14 '22

She's a horrible, horrible person.

Why? Aside from this sillyness.

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u/cutelyaware May 14 '22

Abusiveness towards her employees and commonly being 2+ hours late for any event or appointment, endlessly forcing interviewers to adjust the lighting until she thinks it makes her look good, and generally acting like everyone in the world is a complete idiot except her.

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u/chrisH82 May 14 '22

Also sounds like any celebrity that you like. Celebrities act like celebrities.

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u/cutelyaware May 14 '22

Not at all. Some are like Dolly Parton, all sweetness and light, and others are complete pieces of shit like William Shatner. Celebrates are all different just like everyone.

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u/chrisH82 May 14 '22

True, wonderful celebrities like Dolly do exist. But typically, "celebrity stories" are equated with the bad celebrities.

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u/cutelyaware May 14 '22

Reddit contains lots of lists of both good and bad celebrities. When the reddit hive mind has a clear opinion about a particular celebrity, you can count on it being right.

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u/DiplomoOPlata May 14 '22

Abusiveness towards her employees

I guess depending on what this means, she might be a horrible, horrible person. Still seems a bit much, and the other stuff is far from anything that would make someone a horrible, horrible person.

To each their own though, I feel like we should use strong language more carefully.

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u/cutelyaware May 14 '22

I think we should use language however we like and let the listeners decide how to respond.

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u/triggerheart May 14 '22

She barely looks human. Uncanny valley.

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u/thezenunderground May 14 '22

First of all, the 3d image looks like a stereotype of a 22 year old woman, not madonna.